I like how this thread reads like a modern era douchebags draft.

I need to do some hating but it seems like most of the best targets are taken. There's no shortage of them in sports though, I can probably find something.

Admit it, you're just a big phony.
You left town quicker than a stripper cashing her alimony.

All you do is lie; couldn't even look your team in the eye.
You quit and left behind a note; even for you that's low. Man, you blow.

You tell parents you're gonna teach their son to be a man.
But when things got too tough, you tucked your tail and ran.
Is that your plan?
Is Sarah Palin your biggest fan?

Go back to your small pond with your fellow quitter Nick Saban.
And guys that couldn't hack it like Steve Spurrier and Lane Kiffin.
You justify quitting 'cause you didn't have Mike Vick.
The truth is Bobby, you just ain't got no dick.

Gold. Chicken fried gold.

I hate Eagles fans who don't appreciate Donovan McNabb. What the f*ck is wrong with you ignorant c*cksuckers? Do you not realize how hard it is to find a franchise QB? I could understand a little bit if he were an a$$hole, but McNabb comes across as a happy-go-lucky Magic Johnson-esque type of guy!!! He puts up phenomenal stats and is a 5 time pro-bowler. What exactly is not to like? I mean, I don't think a single person has even mentioned McNabb yet ITT, yet if you listened to these buffoons you'd think he was the f*cking worst QB ever.

Before Joe Flacco came along, here were some of the QBs I had to watch lead my two favorite teams over the past ~15 years: Heath Shuler, John Friesz, Gus Frerotte, Rodney Peete, Jeff George, Todd Husak, Tony Banks, Kent Graham, Shane Matthews, Patrick Ramsey, Danny Wuerffel, Tim Hasselbeck, Rob Johnson, Mark Brunell(old and sucky version), Jason Campbell, Todd Collins, Vinny Testaverde, Eric Zeier, Jim Harbuagh, Stoney Case, Scott Mitchell, Trent Dilfer, Chris Redman, Elvis Grbac, Randall Cunningham(old and sucky version), Jeff Blake, Kyle Boller, and Anthony Wright. In other words, its really f*cking hard to find a franchise QB who can keep your team as a playoff contender year in and year out. Moreover, McNabb has done that without much help at all at WR outside of a brief stint with T.O. and now with Jackson.

It all started at the NFL draft when Philly fans went there just to boo the selection because they'd rather the team draft Ricky motherf*cking Williams. Yeah, brilliant idea there you stupid f*ckfaces...lets spend a #2 pick and tie up all of that money on a guy who plays RB, the most easily replaceable position and one that has an extremely short average career timeline. That'd obviously be much better than a franchise QB.

I pray that once McNabb retires, it takes your franchise years and years to find a suitable replacement. And I pray that this countdown is still going strong the day that I die. Go stick a cheesesteak up your asses, you pieces of sh*t!

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I hate that its become fashionable to wear hideous looking Yankee hats even if you're not a fan of their team. And what the f*ck is up with hip-hop culture embracing this bullsh*t??? Yeah nothing says "gangsta" to me like a sport played predominantly by white men who wear tight fitting uniforms, chew tobacco, and slap each other's asses. And you really couldn't come up with a logo any better than an overlapping "N" and "Y"??? Must've taken hours to come up with that one I'm sure.

You know how every now and then you'll see some old tv footage from ~20 years ago and you just can't believe some of the fashion from back then? Do you idiots not realize that this is without a doubt going to happen with these hats? It completely baffles me that some morons think it looks good to leave your brim straight and the sticker still on....why the f*ck can't they just have a small tag inside of the hat which tells them which size it is? Do you really need an oversized sticker to announce to the world that you have an enormous f*cking cranium?

And on top of all of that, people feel the need to match their outfits with their hats now. So instead of just having some ugly neon green/pink/orange/whatever other ******ed color hat, you now have to have that color in your entire outfit so that you look like a f*cking stoplight. I'd tell you to burn these ugly looking hats, but considering the personality of the people who wear this crap, I think we'd all be better off if they just jumped into the furnace themselves.




I hate that piece of sh*t Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant gets so much hate, yet MJ is ten times worse imo. Go read The Jordan Rules if you ever get a chance, and you'll see that this is a guy who was hated by a great percentage of his own teammates and coaches, a guy who was a selfish prick, and a guy who would hurt his teams chances of winning by doing idiotic things like taking a trip to Atlantic City on the night before a playoff game. Yet Nike has done a wonderful job marketing him, so barely anyone seems to know about all that.

I hate that the media has made him out to be some unstoppable force. Yes he is probably the greatest player ever, but he was extremely fortunate to play alongside Pippen and Phil his entire career while also having some very very good complimentary pieces. But then whenever Jordan would fail, the media would immediately make excuses like "Jordan was rusty when he came back and thats why they didn't win the title in 1994-95", which completely ignores the statistics which show us that other than turnovers, Jordan was just as good that year as he was during the second 3-peat.

Nearly every account I've read about a person meeting MJ has been negative. Just take a listen to what happened when Chamillionaire met MJ. I've personally talked to some Vegas casino employees who told me that he is a notoriously poor tipper...dude, you're worth millions of fu*cking dollars. Your autograph is worth a few hundred alone, which means that you can literally create money any time you want. How on earth can you not be more generous?

His HOF speech was the single worst HOF speech I have ever heard. No humility, tons of insulting, tons of bragging, and I'm not the only one who feels this way.

You've been blessed with a life that most of us would kill to have, yet you're a complete classless scumbag. Your ego is so great that even all the praise you constantly get isn't enough for you. You have no real friends; People pretend to like you because of who you are but I'm sure nobody can stand you. If there were any justice in this world, you and Len Bias would've switched fates.





I hate the bullsh*t that passes for "sports analysis" on ESPN, which has become a total joke of a TV station. I hate that you morons have to constantly invent ******ed storylines AFTER THE FACT to explain the reasons behind which team/player won. Why can't it ever be simple luck and variance? Why do you have to create some bullsh*t about A-Rod changing as a person to explain that the Yankees won the World Series? Or how do you not realize that the reason Kobe is "a better teammate" now compared to a few years ago is because when you have Smush Parker and Kwame Brown starting then its tough to be a good teammate? And don't even get me started on Favre "teaching his teammates how to win."

Above all else, I hate that the common fan buys into your bullsh*t. It makes sports suck when you can't have a reasonable conversation with over 50% of fans due to their ESPN-induced beliefs.

I noticed a lot of people listed different ESPN personalities ITT, but really isn't it the fault of the network that decides to put them on air? Suck a d*ck, ESPN!



I hate that traitorous fudge packer Mike Mussina. You were my favorite player growing up. You joined our organization when we were bottomfeeders and stayed with us as we grew into legit contenders. You were a home grown product and one of the best pitchers in the game.

Then you left and joined our biggest rival, probably only because of money. I think you are the single biggest reason I stopped watching baseball. You joined the Yankees the year after they won the WS in 2000, and you retired the year before they won in 2009. On the bright side, you and Don Mattingly can more easily finger each others' a$$holes without those pesky rings to get in the way.



Deshawn Stevenson, you are the only player on one of my favorite teams that I've ever hated. I've put up with horrible players on my favorite teams before, and I've never hated them, so please don't think its the fact that you suck. Hell, you probably realize how much you suck, which is why you're such a sideshow freak. No, the fact that you suck is just one tiny reason why I hate you so much.

You call Lebron James overrated before we meet him in the playoffs. God, we looked like idiots in that entire situation, and we still look like idiots today when we try to call Cleveland our rivals. Deshawn, you are overrated because for whatever reason some people consider you an NBA player.

And what the f*ck is up with the new tattoos, dude? I mean, when someone like Mike Tyson does sh*t like that, people say "OMG, what a crazy character he is"; When you do it, people say "Who the f*ck is Deshawn Stevenson?"

You are completely irrelevant. You are a total scrub. You don't matter! And I'm not just talking about on the basketball court. Go kill yourself please.




I hate the smug d*ckwads who make up Duke basketball. I hate their rat of a coach, I hate their scrappy white PGs, I hate their draft picks who inevitably suck in the NBA(or drive into trees), I hate their holier-than-thou attitude, I hate Dick Vitale constantly on his knees for you, I hate everything about you.

You f*ggots were gifted a national championship in 2001 when the refs gave you the f*cking game against Maryland in the Final 4. If anyone disputes this, please please please go find a tape of that game. Maryland got off to a huge lead, and then the refs determined that it'd be better for ratings if the game were closer. It was as blatant as Lakers/Kings or Mavs/Heat imo.

Unfortunately, Jay Williams choked and misses a FT against Indiana the next year. I say "unfortunately" because Maryland was going to tear you a new a$$hole if you met them in the title game that year just like they did earlier that year.

I could go on and on, but this says it better than I ever could.



I hate bandwagon Yankees fans, which means I hate 99% of all Yankees fans. "But Assani, every team has obnoxious bandwagon fans".....I'm sure every team does, but I've lived in quite a few places(in order: Central Cali, So Cali, Arizona, Ohio, Maryland, NY, Vegas) and I'm a fan of quite a few sports, and I have never ever seen any fans as bad as Yankee fans. Its absolutely unreal how little they can know about their team or the game, yet that doesn't stop them from celebrating like crazy or poking fun at fans of the losing team.

Two quick stories from this past week:

My roommate is a typical Yankees fan. He didn't watch one game of the WS. The next day he had a facebook message up celebrating the Yankees win.

Another friend I knew from college also had a facebook message up, this one severely taunting Phillies fans. I knew he wasn't much of a baseball fan at all, so when I was talking on the phone with him I asked him to name the players on the Yankees. He named Alex Rodriguez, he named Derek Jeter, and he named Rivera(but couldn't remember his whole name), and thats it.


I was actually out at a bar the night the Yankees won the WS against the Mets in 2001. It was my normal bar that I went to 3x/week during college, so I knew almost every regular there. It was absurd how excited everyone there got....doing shots, partying it up....all because a team they never ever watch during the season won. And if you happened to be wearing any Mets gear that night, then you were sure to take a ton of insults.

Its just ridiculous, and I actually feel bad for legit Yankees supporters who are good fans. As an aside, New York is a cold and miserable place. I'm so happy I decided to move back out West. F*ck New York, and f*ck all these bandwagon Yankees fans. If only the 9-11 airplanes would've hit Yankee Stadium during a game instead......




I hate Bud Selig and the organization that is Major League Baseball. You decided to end an all star game in a tie FFS! You maintain ******ed rules because "its tradition". You were so unsuccessful in enforcing your anti-steroid policies that congress had to step in to help! How come no other sports need congress' help?

Its tough to come up with a #1 reason to hate baseball, as there are just so many. We can start out with having different rules(DH) for the AL and NL. Seriously what genius thought that would be a good idea? So now that when they play each other, you always have one team playing according to rules they aren't accustomed to. Just brilliant.

Or then theres the absolutely ******ed etiquette about "showing up" a pitcher. In baseball, unlike every other team sport in the world, you can't show one ounce of emotion after making a big play(home run). In fact, you can't even stand still.....if you do that, they'll accuse you have taking too long to round the bases! What kind of p*ssies can't put up with a tiny bit of trash talk or showmanship? And the worst part of it all is that if you break this "etiquette" then its supposedly perfectly reasonable for the other team to throw a hard object(the baseball) directly at you the next time you come up to hit....great example for the youth there, baseball.

But by far the biggest issue is the lack of a salary cap/floor. Its just mind-blowingly dumb. No other major american team sport does it, and for good reason. It gives very little reason for fans of certain teams to have any enthusiasm or hope whatsoever for the upcoming season.

So f*ck baseball and f*ck Bud Selig. I couldn't be happier that its losing its place as "America's pasttime." I couldn't be happier that you're much more likely to see a pickup basketball game than a pickup baseball game at the park these days. Only in baseball could a fat out of shape pitcher be considered a "world class athlete." Lets just do away with this entire god-awful sport.



I hate the BCS and the money-hungry bastards who refuse to give the fans what they want. I'm not going to even waste much time explaining why this system is so horrific because everyone already understand why. For all of us huge football fans who have been robbed of seeing the great games that could've been, go burn in hell BCS!

Assani bringing it

HATE HATE HATE

Nice job, you made a couple of shots because no one would D up on you.

**** YOU

THE HATE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

Assani,

wow

Oh you think you're so cool huh? "Oh, look at me, I'm left handed" with your aggrogant ass face. You don't even deserve to be spoken in the same sentence as Federer. Nah nah nah nah, stop ****ing pumping your arm after each and every single point. It really isn't that special to win one. Oh yeah, stop picking your ass too kay? Thanks. It's just I hate watching [and I don't give a rat's ass] you fix your wedgie every time you're about to serve. How's your knee? Ducking Federer huh? And don't you think I forgot the worst thing of all. Why the **** are you biting everything you hold? Seriously, stop biting that trophy. Yeah it's nice and shiny and I get you're trying to make yourself special but it's getting annoying. You could try biting Federers ass though.

Hating the autistic chucker is awesome. Didn't he jack up something like 15 shots in 5 minutes?

Excellent hate Assani!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

HATE HATE HATE

Also, +1 to Assani's Eagles fans hate.

+1



agreed with this until the last sentence. HATE HATE HATE HATE

edit: assani hit everything on the head. i have nothing else to contribute to this thread anymore...

Assani,

Good damn thats some good mother****in hate. Although I think by complimenting Assani's hate we might be ruining the hate of this thread.

Assani Fisher:

Player Hater of the Year


HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

You weak in the knees piece of garbage. Hundreds of millions of dollars and all our prospects for you to sit on the ****ing bench year after year collecting millions of dollars. Fun fact, he got season-ending surgery shortly after that drive (no he didn't, well maybe, the odds are there at least). So how do you go about repaying the franchise that you handcuffed and Marcellus Wallace'd? The second you finally get an effective surgery you ****ing leave town for more money in the goddamn desert. I hope Jessica Simpson's dog isn't the only thing that gets eaten by coyotes, HATE.

Hating Grant Hill isn't cool.

I hate all you idiots talking about players leaving their favorite team for more money. There's probably dozens of excuses you can use to hate on the player and instead of picking one of them, you use the only non-legitimate reason to hate. All of you tards would move to the city you hated most for a million bucks. Make it millions of dollars over multiple years and you'd suck a dick in that city every morning.

He played like 12 games in his career, Magic fans have every right to hate Grant Hill. Not that I need to defend my hate in a thread about irrational hate!

i hate you dickheads who don't understand what the point of this thread is

I saw this and decided to read Assani's post as it looked kinda long. Not that I didn't figure Assani's post wasn't good, it usually is, but OMG what a great read!

Thanks for putting the smile on my face right now.

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