^^^ that should been the opening line to the OP imo.

Peter Gammons

We don't need a picture of Peter Gammons, because why the [censored] is Peter Gammons on television at all? Conveying all the warmth of Boston with his dead-trout patrician WASP demeanor, Gammons also constantly uses his platform as a somehow-respected MLB writer to bash the Yankees and tout the Red Sox. In no other sport would this sort of nonsense be acceptable; Gammons's partisanship is open and unneeded. That stroke probably should've kept him off TV forever, but there he is, bringing up asinine comparisons like 'Boston's bullpen is just better and that's the difference' when they have about 4 decent hitters. Great work, Pete, keep the Red Sox Nation flag flying. From one hater to another - New York's just better. Sorry, Peter.

Peter Hammons

We definitly need a picture of Peter Hammons, because why the [censored] isnt Peter Hammons on television even more than he already is? Conveying all the warmth of Boston with his youthful-trout patrician WASP demeanor, Hammons also constantly uses his platform as a somehow-respected MLB writer to rightfully bash the scummy Yankees and tout the heroic Red Sox. In no other sport would this sort of greatness be the norm; Hammons's partisanship is open and much needed. That stroke probably should've kept him off TV forever, but there he is, bringing up acute and well thought out comparisons like 'Boston's bullpen is just better and that's the difference' when they have about 4 decent hitters. Great work, Pete, keep the Red Sox Nation flag flying. From one lover to another - Boston's just better. Youre the best, Mr Hammons!

Both of these d-bags



and this as*hole who ruined my youth

This thread just keeps on giving, and by giving I mean hating.

Hasek or Hull?

hull.

hasek is the man. although he ruined my young adulthood.

Damn, you hateful.

Haters are doing some serious hate here, wonderful. I think the soccer and hockey haters are my favorite, and I pretty much have no idea who they are talking about.

Jim Gray was an excellent catch. **** that guy, every guy he interviewed struggled to mask his disdain for that nerd *******.

And mine. So **** him too! And take his stupid little helmet and shove it up his ass. **** him and his flopping ass fluke goalie style, and divey ass, whining game, and go back to ****ing Czechoslo****ingvakia and cross-check some ******* in some stupid ****ing roller hockey league. **** his 40-something year old comebacking ass, **** his whining about the ****ing Dallas Stars, and **** him luckboxing a Gold from us. And **** him for piggybacking on the Red Wings for two ringzzzzzz, gutless mother****er!

wow that's cold. hate losing like that.

how is this thread not 5 stars yet?

I'm pretty sure my vote just got it over the hump

I need to get my hate opus together.

I guess I should time travel back to ten years ago when I still cared about ice hockey and throw out a big **** you to the Swedish national hockey team you game raising ****ing luckbox shoved up your ass ****s. A big part of that goes to Nicklas Lidström for scoring the winning goal in the 06 Olympic final. Beating you 4-1 in 95 in Stockholm and then stealing the song you had already prepared for your victory celebrations was great.

DEN GLIDER IN

F60's prophetic statement earlier has apparently come true. I love this thread.

O Canada. 33 years in the making, from Trail, BC to Milan, Italy.

This one was sweet.

Isiah Thomas

**** YOU. I wish Magic had an open mouth sore when you kissed him. I wish you knew how to properly overdose from sleeping pills, but I understand that is way too much to ask. Everything you touch turns to ****. You took over the Knicks and instead of blowing it up like everyone with a brain knew should have happened, you had to go and make all of your super smart moves. Marbury? CHECK. Steve Francis? CHECK. Jerome ****ing James? Check. Eddy Curry? Check. ZACH RANDOLPH? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK.

HATE HATE HATE



Charlie Weis

You disgusting fat smug useless piece of **** the word hate doesn't properly capture my feelings of contempt for you. You could not suck any more. It's bad enough ND hasn't been good since I was 8 ****ing years old, and everyone still hates the **** out of them, but now I have to put up with your overlapping groin fat waddling up and down the sidelines every Saturday? Oh hey, I have one of the best quarterbacks in the country, you know what I'm going to do? I'M GOING TO RUN THE WILDCAT 10 TIMES A GAME. You fat ****. Beat someone good, anyone. You lose to Navy, you lose to Syracuse, you have a ****load of talent and the program is still mediocre mainly because of you.

HATE HATE HATE



Euros that bitch and moan about the word soccer

WHO THE **** CARES. Seriously. Shut. The. ****. Up. We get it, you lost the revolutionary war, it sucks. We get it, we both call a sport "football," which angers you so much that all tea you taste seems cold and your scones hard. YOU INVENTED THE WORD SOCCER. IT IS YOUR WORD. Stop coming into NFL threads to make jokes about egg ball or how LOL THIS ISN'T FOOTBALL. It isn't interesting, witty, clever, or any adjective that would make it worthwhile to post about. Again, shut the **** up.

HATE HATE HATE



Peter King

Ugh I ****ing hate you. You are an idiot, your columns are ****ing ******ed, and you don't fit on the picture of my widescreen television. You are an "insider" because you suck the **** of everyone who has a **** that would like to be sucked in the sport of football. You bring nothing interesting to the table, WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU ****ING IDIOT.

HATE HATE HATE



People who bitch and complain about the Yankees buying World Series'

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH COMMUNISM WAHHHHHHHH. A team makes a lot of money, and then spends that money on making their team better. WHAT A NOVEL ****ING IDEA. SUCK MY DICK AND KISS THE RINGZ.

HATE HATE HATE



Michael Smith and other ******ed ESPN talking heads

You all ****ing suck. You especially suck Michael Smith. I don't know why, but I ****ing hate you. I hate the way you dress, I hate the way you suck off the Patriots any chance you get, I hate the way you move your body and hands when you talk. I hate you.

HATE HATE HATE



Reggie Bush

Oh just shut the **** up. No one cares what you think, you suck. Stop going out in public with your horse faced ****ing girlfriend. Stop talking. Keep fumbling though, you are awesome at that.

HATE HATE HATE

a late but very solid addition.

F60,

I feel like any hatred of Weis has to include a mention of the pussiest defense this side of Florida State.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

lol awesome new haters gonna hate gif

HATE HATE HATE people who stretch out this thread by quoting EVERYTHING.

Well I guess I'd bone horse faces AND Brady Quinn in drag