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11-05-2009 , 04:20 AM
Excellent hate from Muresan. Also glad Untouch got some LMA hate out in this thread.
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11-05-2009 , 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by z32fanatic


John Cooper

You were hired because while coaching Arizona St. you beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl in 1987. While coaching at OSU you consistently recruited the best talent in the country, but could not beat Michigan (and subsequently make the title game) to save your life. You were amazing at lighting up the scoreboard against teams like Rice, but yet you were 2-10-1 vs. Michigan and 3-8 in bowl games, when you consistently had more talent. 4 times you were ranked top 5 (twice top 2) and lost to a Michigan in the last regular season game. The one time you beat Michigan when ranked top 5, you had already lost to Michigan St AT HOME (lol?) so you were out of title contention at that point. By far the most frustrating part was the mediocrity of the Michigan teams that destroyed your seasons. In '95, '96 you were ranked #2, and lost to Michigan teams that went 9-4 and 8-4.

You had all the talent in the world, but could never put it together somehow. Here is a pretty impressive list of players you recruited:
Robert Smith, Dan Wilkinson, Joey Galloway, Korey Stringer, Bobby Hoying, Eddie George, Ricky Dudley, Terry Glenn, Mike Vrabel, Shawn Springs, Orlando Pace, Joe Germaine, Andy Katzenmoyer, Antoine Winfield, David Boston, Ahmed Plummer, Michael Wiley, Nate Clements, Ryan Pickett, Na'il Diggs, LeCharles Bentley, Jonathan Wells, Mike Doss, Matt Wilhelm.

How do you not win with those collegiate standouts. At one point you had the following starting offensive lineup:
QB Bobby Hoying
RB Eddie George
TE Ricky Dudley
WR Joey Galloway
WR Terry Glenn
LT Korey Stringer
RT Orlando Pace

That's right, you had the incredible luxury of having Orlando Pace, future #1 overall pick and hall of fame OL as your Right Tackle, because you had another 1st round pick who could play LT and was 2 years older. Not to mention a Heisman winning RB and 2 WRs who had 13+ year careers.

You were the cause of so much pain growing up, my only consolation rests in the fact that you are now a scouting consultant for one of the most dysfunctional organizations in sports, the Cincinnati Bengals.
haha, i loved the bucs as a kid and just couldnt comprehend how they would always lose with such unreal teams.

you forgot when they had joe germaine and decided to do qbbc with stanly freakin jackson who handed the season and the heisman to woodson. ugh.

also, they had steve tovar. dude was a beast.
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11-05-2009 , 04:40 AM
was inspired to watch the original player haters ball

this was the best idea i've ever seen in SE

EDIT:

"buck nasty, what can i say about that suit, that hasn't already been said about afghanistan? it looks bombed out and depleted"
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11-05-2009 , 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Victor
haha, i loved the bucs as a kid and just couldnt comprehend how they would always lose with such unreal teams.

you forgot when they had joe germaine and decided to do qbbc with stanly freakin jackson who handed the season and the heisman to woodson. ugh.

also, they had steve tovar. dude was a beast.
hahaha I decided against including him at the last second because I thought it would go on too long haha. I was at the 1998 Sugar Bowl vs. FSU when he rotated them in and out. So incredibly frustrating knowing that Germaine was actually capable of hitting the WRs, whereas Jackson was basically a cross between Tommie Frazier and Stephen Hawking. I tried to block Stanley Jackson from my memory (I put those memories right next to the Steve Bellasari ones).
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11-05-2009 , 04:59 AM
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Good rant, would have been better if the posted links were functioning.

Exhibit C works and is funny and pathetic at the same time.
Gah.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit D

Better?
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11-05-2009 , 05:01 AM
The hockey guys bring the hate pretty hard, I like it.
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11-05-2009 , 05:25 AM
it seems like a sport where it's probably easy to identify the bitches since they allow players to fight
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11-05-2009 , 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by z32fanatic
hahaha I decided against including him at the last second because I thought it would go on too long haha. I was at the 1998 Sugar Bowl vs. FSU when he rotated them in and out. So incredibly frustrating knowing that Germaine was actually capable of hitting the WRs, whereas Jackson was basically a cross between Tommie Frazier and Stephen Hawking. I tried to block Stanley Jackson from my memory (I put those memories right next to the Steve Bellasari ones).
list of osu draft picks in the middle of cooper era.

1999 1 8 David Boston WR Cardinals
1999 1 23 Antoine Winfield DB Bills
1999 1 28 Andy Katzenmoyer LB Patriots
1999 2 49 Joe Montgomery RB Giants
1999 4 101 Joe Germaine QB Rams
1999 4 128 Damon Moore DB Eagles
1999 6 192 Brent Bartholomew P Dolphins
1999 6 196 Dee Miller WR Packers
1997 1 1 Orlando Pace OT Rams
1997 1 3 Shawn Springs DB Seahawks
1997 2 33 Rob Kelly DB Saints
1997 3 84 Ty Howard DB Cardinals
1997 3 91 Mike Vrabel DE Steelers
1997 4 129 Nicky Sualua RB Cowboys
1997 6 189 Matt Finkes DE Panthers
1996 1 7 Terry Glenn WR Patriots
1996 1 9 Rickey Dudley TE Raiders
1996 1 14 Eddie George RB Oilers
1996 3 85 Bobby Hoying QB Eagles
1995 1 8 Joey Galloway WR Seahawks
1995 1 24 Korey Stringer OT Vikings
1995 1 30 Craig Powell LB Browns
1995 3 67 Chris Sanders WR Oilers
1995 3 76 Marlon Kerner DB Bills
1995 3 77 Lorenzo Styles LB Falcons
1995 3 98 Preston Harison LB Chargers
1995 5 167 Tito Paul DB Cardinals

11 first rounders in 5 years.
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11-05-2009 , 05:49 AM
What a thread, here are my top 10 footballers in no particular order.



Joey Barton

What a complete and total ****ing hooligan. His brother attacked someone with a ****ing axe for christ sake. He is also one of the worst footballers in the premiership, just as well Newcastle added him to their list of other thugs.

Speaking of which, I was overjoyed when I saw this:



Alan Smith

Another stupidly overrated ****.



Roy Keane

Even as a Spurs fan I couldn't have been happier seeing Fat Pat destroy that Irish **** on a regular basis. **** you Roy Keane, must be fun ruining Ispwich with your delusions of grandeur that almost destroyed Sunderland too. ****



David 'Calamity' James

'England's number one' is one of the worst keepers I have ever seen only still in the game for his mercurial moments of 'genius'. If Harry signs him for my beloved Spurs I might have to reconsider my allegiances. Anyone who gets more attention for their hair than their talent is ALWAYS a ****.

Speaking of which



Robbie Savage

Poor man's midfielder, looks like he's always been on the sunbed. Too busy ****ing sheep to concentrate on his football. How's life at Derby you useless spunk jacket?



Craig Bellamy

Simply a first-class ****.



Gary and Phil Neville

What a pair of ****s. Their Dad is called Neville Neville which tells you pretty much everything you need to know. Everytime someone mentions Phil it is always accompanied by "he could have played for England at Cricket too". Good, why don't you go and **** up another team with you thwarted ambition and **** distribution.



Rio 'I forgot my drugs test was tomorrow, not because I was smoking crack, definitely not, no, I hate crack' Ferdinand

Utter ****. Surprised at all the hate for Terry when Rio is clearly a more insidious prick living off playing alongside much better players.



Duncan 'Big Dunc' Ferguson

Similar to Barton, a stupid ****ing thug who eeked out a career with elbows and studs.



And finally the whole enterprise that is Arsene Wenger's sexual grooming dungeon, Arsenal. And more specifically Robin 'The Rapist' Van Persie.

Honourable non-football mentions:

Ian Poulter


Tyson 'How does second feel' Gay


Every single ****ing golf fan who shouts 'Get in the hole'. Buy a ****ing dictionary instead of your stupid ****ing Augusta polo-shirts
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11-05-2009 , 05:53 AM
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Roy Keane

Even as a Spurs fan I couldn't have been happier seeing Fat Pat destroy that Irish **** on a regular basis.
are you serious you ****ing cretin?

Roy Keane

* Premier League (7): 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003
* FA Cup (4): 1994, 1996, 1999, 2004
* FA Community Shield (4): 1993, 1996, 1997, 2003
* UEFA Champions League: 1999
* Intercontinental Cup: 1999

Patrick Vieira

* Premier League (3): 1997-98, 2001-02, 2003-04
* FA Cup (4): 1998, 2002, 2003, 2005
* FA Community Shield (4): 1998, 1999, 2002, 2004


OMG DESTROYED HIM SO BAD!!!
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11-05-2009 , 05:56 AM
In terms of football he did. Roy Keane was/is/will always be a ****. At least Vierra could play.
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11-05-2009 , 05:57 AM
LOLOL
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11-05-2009 , 06:17 AM
I didn't say that, I said Vierra was better and that he was a ****.
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11-05-2009 , 06:18 AM
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are you serious you ****ing cretin?

Roy Keane

* Premier League (7): 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003
* FA Cup (4): 1994, 1996, 1999, 2004
* FA Community Shield (4): 1993, 1996, 1997, 2003
* UEFA Champions League: 1999
* Intercontinental Cup: 1999

Patrick Vieira

* Premier League (3): 1997-98, 2001-02, 2003-04
* FA Cup (4): 1998, 2002, 2003, 2005
* FA Community Shield (4): 1998, 1999, 2002, 2004


OMG DESTROYED HIM SO BAD!!!
LOL at including team credentials when debating between two players. All that proves is that Keane's teams were slightly superior, it says very little about the individual players.

I might as well say that Viera is better since he won the World Cup and European Championship. Keane's international career was a ****ing disgrace, abandoning his country just before the 2002 World Cup, only to see them play very well and progress to the knock-out stage in his absence.
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11-05-2009 , 06:22 AM
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LOL at including team credentials when debating between two players. All that proves is that Keane's teams were slightly superior, it says very little about the individual players.

I might as well say that Viera is better since he won the World Cup and European Championship. Keane's international career was a ****ing disgrace, abandoning his country just before the 2002 World Cup, only to see them play very well and progress to the knock-out stage in his absence.
OMG EVERY MAN UTD PLAYER IS SO BAD HOW DID THEY WIN SO MANY TROPHIES IT DEFIES LOGIC
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11-05-2009 , 06:29 AM


Ben Hartsock

**** you Ben Hartsock. Rarely can a TE single handedly screw up an entire season for a football team with 2 losses. In 2005 while somehow being the starting TE for Ohio State, you dropped a wide open TD that would've given OSU a victory over Texas in the biggest game of the year. You deserved all the hate email you got after that game.

As if that wasn't enough, you then decided to become an impact player in the OSU v. PSU game just a few weeks later. While down by 7 with <3 minutes remaining and driving in PSU territory, you allow Tamba Hall run right by you, while you were busy blocking nobody, and destroy Troy Smith causing him to fumble and end the game.

These are the only 2 plays anyone will remember from your illustrious career at OSU, but both were definitely game changers. Somehow you were drafted and are in fact still in the NFL, despite last season starting 11 games for ATL with an astounding 3 receptions for 26 yards.
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11-05-2009 , 06:35 AM
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OMG EVERY MAN UTD PLAYER IS SO BAD HOW DID THEY WIN SO MANY TROPHIES IT DEFIES LOGIC
Yep, that's exactly what I said. This is a big reason why people hate United and subsequently their players. ****ing obnoxius fans.
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11-05-2009 , 06:51 AM
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ok lets get serious here

BASEBALL:




"you can hate the yanks, but you gotta respect jeter!" lol no, clown. dont get me wrong, he's a good player, but the guy is a turd. every pitch he doesnt intend to swing at causes him to bend at the waist and duck down. every ball hit 4 inches to his right is a guaranteed hit. every time the yankees score he's guaranteed to be right in front of the dugout camera fist pumping. nevermind the media hype about him being such a smart player (lol nice 2 strike bunt) and great teammate (lol true yankees), the stuff he does on the field is annoying enough. the gold gloves are also A+.

FOOTBALL




i dont know why. this one is definitely irrational, i'm jealous the patriots drafted a 6th round scrub and he's now one of the all time greats. you can take your bastard child and gfy.

BASKETBALL



ooooo kobe you're so hardcore. hopefully your pinkie is ok this season. i dont think anyone really needs an explanation why kobe is a d-bag, so we'll move on.

SOCCER



idk who these guys are, but it came up in a "soccer is gay" google image search

PRO WRESTLING



bret screwed bret!
After you posted Jeter and Brady I was 100% that you were going to post Kobe. SUYG (step up your game).
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11-05-2009 , 07:17 AM
lol keane>>>>>vieira

that said, lets not forget keane sat out the 99 final

even still, keane dominated vieira
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11-05-2009 , 08:45 AM
****, I had a huge write-up on how I hated the entire Mets organization and nearly every major free agent signing. Then my browser crash.

Cliff's Notes: **** you Omar Minaya
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11-05-2009 , 09:43 AM
LEAFS NATION



Most self important, pretentious (we are the center of the universe), whiny, bitchy, losers any franchise around the world has seen to be sure. Seriously GTFO with your ****ing non stop coverage of optional players only skates in mid July 24 hr coverage on the radio. Leaf fans trump David Miller and garbage strikes as the most annoying things about this city. Every year growing up I'd have to listen to you mouthbreathers claim this year was the year, that you guys were the best, that Sundin was an MVP, that CuJo > Hasek that Tucker is all heart and soul. Whens the last time you mother****ers actually won anything? How are you god's team? You're ****ing terrible. You haven't won anything since this was a 6 team league. Why do you guys still polish Dougy and Wendel's nobs? ..... yeah sick run in '93 bro. Get over it already. Conference finals when 16 of 22 make the playoffs. GMAFB. They actually had a 15 year reunion last year for a ****ING SEMI FINAL TEAM. Teams that finished a hair over .500 have made deeper runs than that.

To the team that literally has parades after they win a 1st round series all the way out to suburbs 90 mins outside of the city (true story, was in school at UW when Leafs beat the Isles in the 1st round and there's 100's of cars out parading and honking horns like they actually won the cup. You won a series agaisnt the Isles with Mike Peca and Alexei ****ing Yashin congratulations.

Tben you have the idiot fans who dial into the radio babbling about how great the players are blow the players up to ridiculous levels. Somehow a 4th liner on this team can fetch a 1st round draft pick at the deadline. Pogge is the next Patty Roy (lmao), Schenn is the next Stevens (lmao), Steen and Coliachovo are going to be all stars (lol), I'll just stop now. Also whats with the obsession with scrubs - Domi, Tucker, Lonny MF Bohanas are all legends in this city it's absurd.

Finally you have the local shill media types who say crazy things like Sundin was a better player than Sakic HOLY MACKINAW

To the team that's always loading up at the deadline and never winning anything. To the team that trades away their #1 goalie prospect for Andrew 'beachball' Raycroft. Have fun never winning a cup. never. I'll say it again for you. NEVER

Also - nice Kessel trade. That might be Taylor Hall you gave up. tight!

No leaf has ever won the Art Ross (scoring title)
2 regular season MVP's in 60 years
no rookie of year in 40 years
no D-man of year
no goale of year in 40 years

all of the above awards you did win were in a 6 team league lmao.

And yet you keep selling all the tickets, have a million ppl on the wait list, and have $100,000 season seat license fees. Idiots.



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11-05-2009 , 09:50 AM
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lol keane>>>>>vieira

that said, lets not forget keane sat out the 99 final

even still, keane dominated vieira
As long as we can agree that Keane is a massive C---, then I'm satisfied.
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11-05-2009 , 10:05 AM
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As long as we can agree that Keane is a massive C---, then I'm satisfied.
haha not sure id go that far, certainly would never nominate him in a player hater ball. hes the kind of guy i hate to play against. but would i take him on my team? every single day. plus mick mccarthy is a complete donk and 99% of that was his fault not keanes.
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11-05-2009 , 10:22 AM


You suck. Stop showing up in the title game only to get raped by an SEC team. Iowa, I'm looking at you. Lose now, and spare us all the pain of watching you get destroyed by Florida or Bama.





Penn State is ok though. I like Joe Pa.
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11-05-2009 , 10:27 AM
hey geddy lee,


HATE HATE HATE HATE
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