Aight, firstly, yeah I am at 40K, but most of my posting from 12k to now have been primarily here in SE. SE4L obviously. This place is easily my favorite place to talk sports other than with some buddies over pounds of beer, but since I can’t do that at work this place fills that void. Now I am an avid fan of a lot of sports, but as some of you know I am a huge hater when it comes to certain things and certain players, ergo the purpose of this thread. I’d like people to utilize this thread as a place to vent about players they subjectively hate. So that means if you are going to post a rant you had better bring it instead of saying some stupid one liner like “ZOMG Steve Nash is overrated!” Now obviously we all know he’s overrated, but go into detail why, either in an academic manner or in a Monday morning hater manner. That’s what I expect at least, and I know SE’s vets feel the same.
So to get this thread started I present to you all, my most hated player from the four main sports, football, baseball, basketball, and soccer. I am a hockey hater so anyone that plays it is already on my list, so hockey fans, deal with it.
Don’t ask me to defend any of the following. Rather, embrace your inner hater.
Baseball
What a fat turd!
Without question it is Curt Schilling. A gigantic blond douche from the Phillies, he’s always been an egotistical whiny bitch IMO. I probably hate him even more because his stupid douche bags team, which featured minor bitches like Randy Johnson, the mustached bastard Bob Brenly, and ****ed up batting stance Luis Gonzalez beat out the Yankees in the WS on a garbage infield single and with two dominant pitchers. So **** him right there already. To further compound Schillings already elite ****bagness, he moves to of all teams the Boston Red Sox, where he ends up winning another WS on another team that featured a bunch of bastards. **** the sock, it was ketchup. Of course throughout both ordeals we had to listen to this obnoxious windbag constantly bump his gums. So **** you Curt Schilling, I hate you more than any baseball player ever.
Honorable mentions:
Randy Johnson
Mark McGwire
David Justice
Football
Football has a long history of being a tough guys game, where everything is left on the field. However one player has constantly left it all at press conferences, or driveways, or in magazine interviews, and that’s Terrell Owens. I wish this stupid ****er sucked at football since he is another egotistical bastard that ruins teams and makes himself the constant center of attention in the ultimate team game. He lacks the humor of other attention whores like Ocho Cinco, and instead actively seeks to undermine and embarrass teammates and opponents. He’s a classless ****er that is ruinous to teams and a great sport. I actively root against this man and I am sure he knows that and is worried that I do.
Honorable Mentions:
Eli Manning
Kyle Turley
Jeremy Shockey
Basketball
Ever since 1993, I’ve despised this person and as a hater he’s never let me down. Time and time again, Chris Webber has provided me amusement with his anti-clutchness. He has a propensity to go an entire year playing like a great player only to have it ruined by his own mistake whenever it mattered. From the infamous time out call in the NCAA tournament, to his epic failures on the defense end when he played for Kings. I was one of the few people that never felt sorry for him since I always felt his losernesss was directly tied to his previously mentioned uncluthness. In a league filled with so many poor character guys, the one guy that never delivered when it mattered always kept my ire. Sick work C-Webb, and by the way you suck as a commentator too.
Honorable mentions:
Dan Majerle
Tracy McGrady
Karl Malone
Soccer
As someone that’s been watching pretty extensively the past four years, my range of players is still pretty small. With that in mind there is one player I despise more than any other player and that’s Didier Drogba. A guy blessed with great speed and strength, he spends more time on his back that a hooker. He also flails and whines worse than the worst 5 year old child. He epitomizes everything that non soccer fans bitch about the game. They think its filled with whiny pussy’s, and when some of the few games they can easily see involve guys like him, its easy to see why they think that way. So **** you, you ****ing vagina, and **** your stupid team too.
Honorable mentions:
Christiano Ronaldo
Jamie Carragher
Cuauhtémoc Blanco
So fellow SE Player Haters, let the hate flow and vent a bit!