Well I figure it's time for me to do my preliminary list (because I'm sure i'll come up with others later). IRL I'm a huge hater, so much so that my friend made up a nickname for me that's a variation of Skip Bayless, so this thread is right up my alley. A couple of my guys have already been mentioned but I figure I'll just add my 2 cents anyways. In no particular order we have:
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
This guy is seriously one of the biggest douchebags I've EVER seen in professional boxing. He talks **** nonstop, calls himself "money" and "pretty boy", and continues to dodge the best fighters. That's not really all that bad considering he's a professional boxer, but he fights like a bitch too. I hate his punk ass jab and run style. If you're going to fight like that then don't run your mouth god dammit, you don't have the right. I really hope someone fights him and knocks his ****ing head off, but because he's so good that's just not going to happen, which is what makes it so ****ing enraging.
Michael Bisping
British douchebag MMA fighter. This guy may actually run his mouth more than Floyd Mayweather, which is a ****ing feat. What makes it worse is that, despite the fact that I say Mayweather fights like a bitch he doesn't COMPLETELY fight like a bitch, he's just a great technical fighter. Bisping, on the other end, is in the MMA school of jabbing twice then running around the ring for 10 seconds. His fighting style is seriously the most annoying **** I've ever seen in MMA. The likelihood that this guy ever knocks any human out in a ring or octagon has to literally be close to 0% He punches like Stephen ****ing Hawking. The fact that he talks so much trash makes it even worse. Luckily, we have an American hero (Dan Henderson) to show this little panty waste pussy what is what. Great Bisping, you luckboxed a decision against a deaf guy in your home ****ing town. Go *****
Kobe "The Kunt" Bryant
This guy is 100% bitch, and he rapes women. Straight out of the projects of Italy, he doesn't hesitate to try to act hard on the court, while also crying to the refs like his rape victim likely cried to him while he was forcing himself upon her. Everything about this guy is fake, and if you're going to act hard then you may as well be able to back it up. You got your ass kicked by Chris Childs, why? Because you're a bitch.
Michael Phelps
I absolutely hate everything about this guy. He literally looks like he has Down's Syndrome, and could very well be Eli Manning's long lost brother. I have to hear about your dumbass all the time from commercials and god knows what else because I live close to Baltimore. Great, you won all those ****ing gold medals, maybe because SWIMMING HANDS THEM OUT LIKE I HAND OUT SMACK DOWNS TO JABRONIS. And I get **** for rooting against you during the Olympics because I "hate America"?!? No. I just hate you. Usain Bolt ****s on your chest, and should have been the story of the olympics. You're only relevant every 4 years, and women insist you are attractive, which is simply embarrassing. I have been at that god awful **** bar Mosaic in Baltimore while you were there. No wonder you hang out at that place, because you fit in with the dbag Bmore guidos who wear nothing but ****in Affliction t shirts. UGH. I guess he plays poker, so he may even have an account on 2p2. I hope so, so he can see me saying I HATE YOU MICHAEL PHELPS.
Alex Rodriguez
This guy may literally be gay, and he epitomizes douche bag. He never doesn't give a canned answer to any question, which really pisses me off. Everything about him seems so awkward. He simply HAS to be that guy who tries to fit in with "the guys" but everyone knows he just does not belong. He may very well be an alien, trying to gather intel on the human race, so the race of A-Rod's from across the galaxy can end up destroying us. That's just about the only thing that could explain just how fake and socially awkward he is (kinda like Kobe). Rest assured, I don't care that you make a ton of money, because this is America and that's awesome; you're an awesome baseball player. I just hate everything else about you.
Check out the previous three people I named and you can only imagine how much I hated this god damn Guitar Hero World Tour Commercial:
Tony Hawk's cool with me though (but what the **** is a "Boom Boom Huck Jam?")
Billy Mitchell
This dbag is a cult hero because he holds the world record in Donkey Kong. If you have seen The King of Kong then you will have no choice but to agree with me, lest you be labeled a ******. Imagine premier athletes in major sports and how they have groupies, and act like they're hot ****. Now imagine that someone feels pretty much the same way, only he PLAYS ****ING DONKEY KONG, and HAS VIDEO GAME GROUPIES. This guy should play chicken with a steamroller, he's completely awful. I think
this video will suffice.
Sidney Crosby
Just look at that picture and TRY to tell me he isn't a candy ass. Jesus what a bitch. It certainly doesn't help that the NHL and North American media has tried to force this pussy whiner down our throats for the past 4 years. His conduct on the ice simply makes it worse. Hell of a player, but he whines (in an NHL player's poll he received more than 50% of the vote for "Biggest Whiner"), he dives, he
punches people in the balls, he hacks people with his stick everytime he gets bodied up on. What makes it the worst is that he's Canadian, and people like Don Cherry, FlyingRat, etc are slobbing on his knob nonstop. Alex Ovechkin has been the best player in the NHL, but you hear about Crosby nonstop still. If you guys think the "RAANNNGGGZZZ" argument is intolerable in the MLB, NBA, or NFL then just TRY to see how ****ing annoying it is wrt the NHL. Canadians are just ridiculous when it comes to the Stanley Cup. The Penguins won the Stanley Cup so every argument about who the better player is comes down to some idiot posting a picture of that little bitch holding the cup. The funniest thing is that magazine article said he was the NHL's answer to Lebron James, when that's not even close. Crosby will never be anything close to a Gretzky or Lemieux, despite the hype machine's insistence that he would. My current most despised athlete.
edit: the "Stanley Cup" argument is kinda funny considering he had 3 points in 7 games in the finals and had to leave in game 7 due to an injury...great job Sid the Kid! Injury prone piece of trash. You're still a LEADER! Oh yea, and he STILL LIVES WITH PENGUINS OWNER MARIO LEMIEUX.
JJ Redick
I grew up in College Park, and went to Maryland so that should explain why I hate this guy. Pale, pasty faced, backne havin' mutha ****a. This guy had no handles, and flopped around the court like it was his job. I'm so glad I called him while drunk back in around 2004 and told him that he was a straight up scrub and wouldn't amount to anything more than a pine rider in the NBA. I told you! I also told him I'd do some nasty **** to his sister, but I don't remember what I said specifically. Dick Vitale's constant knob slobbing made it even worse too, get throat cancer again Dick so you can't commentate on games.
I think that's enough for now
Last edited by MuresanForMVP; 11-05-2009 at 02:20 AM.