SE Player Haters Ball
11-04-2009
, 01:19 PM
alright. let's give this a shot
shut the **** up you miserable piece of ****. you were an average RB on the only team in history who could have gone undefeated and not be one of the top 10 teams of all time. i've rooted for the patriots only once in my life and it was so i would never have to see your face again for as long as i lived, yet tyree caught that stupid ass pass and the very first commercial after the super bowl ends is of you. DGUISUIGJISGISDIGJISGISIUSDIG. i hate you mercury morris.
honorable mention:
single most overrated football player of all time. when i was 15 my dad told me if the niners had marino instead of montana they woulda won 7 super bowls. i promptly filed for emancipation.
shut the **** up you miserable piece of ****. you were an average RB on the only team in history who could have gone undefeated and not be one of the top 10 teams of all time. i've rooted for the patriots only once in my life and it was so i would never have to see your face again for as long as i lived, yet tyree caught that stupid ass pass and the very first commercial after the super bowl ends is of you. DGUISUIGJISGISDIGJISGISIUSDIG. i hate you mercury morris.
honorable mention:
single most overrated football player of all time. when i was 15 my dad told me if the niners had marino instead of montana they woulda won 7 super bowls. i promptly filed for emancipation.
11-04-2009
, 01:24 PM
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NBA
Kinda had to put some thought into this one. I picked Ginobili because I think he is awful for the sport. The picture above represents his game pretty well. Drive into lane, jump sideways, brush someones jersey, flip around through the air, throw arms out as if you have been shot.
Kinda had to put some thought into this one. I picked Ginobili because I think he is awful for the sport. The picture above represents his game pretty well. Drive into lane, jump sideways, brush someones jersey, flip around through the air, throw arms out as if you have been shot.
11-04-2009
, 01:26 PM
11-04-2009
, 01:28 PM
11-04-2009
, 01:31 PM
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Oooh! Oooh! Fun!
Football: Brett Favre
I am so sick of hearing about this f**king selfish a**hole. What a media whore. Peyton Manning goes about his business, year in and year out, being the best QB to ever play the game. And he gets 1/10th the media coverage as this f**king douchebag. In the short time I was doing my NFC Rankings, you'll notice I never once mentioned Favre. I didn't care if he went 40/40 for 900 yards and 8 touchdowns, I was never, ever, ever going to give him props.
Honorable Mention: Terrell Owens
Hockey: Mats Sudin
"Sundin, you're a f**king loser, you complete waste of space!" - Drunken Flyers fan. Couldn't say it better myself.
Honorable Mention: Scott Stevens
Baseball: Russell Martin
As the Phillies-Dodgers has become a little bit of a (one-sided) rivalry these last two years, I have grown to hate Martin, a whining jacka** if I ever saw one. He complains when he's catching, he complains when he's batting.
Soccer: John Terry
Each year, I anxiously look forward to the annual "John Terry Crying Like A Little Bitch When Chelsea Gets Knocked Out Of The Champions League Waa-a-palooza." He complains a lot even for a soccer player, and just oozes douchebag essence. Seeing him blow the Champions League Final by missing a pk against ManU two years ago - and subsequently crying like an 8 year old girl - was one of the highlights of my soccer watching career. (And I'm a Liverpool fan, so I didn't exactly enjoy ManU winning.)
Honorable Mention: Didier Drogba
Football: Brett Favre
I am so sick of hearing about this f**king selfish a**hole. What a media whore. Peyton Manning goes about his business, year in and year out, being the best QB to ever play the game. And he gets 1/10th the media coverage as this f**king douchebag. In the short time I was doing my NFC Rankings, you'll notice I never once mentioned Favre. I didn't care if he went 40/40 for 900 yards and 8 touchdowns, I was never, ever, ever going to give him props.
Honorable Mention: Terrell Owens
Hockey: Mats Sudin
"Sundin, you're a f**king loser, you complete waste of space!" - Drunken Flyers fan. Couldn't say it better myself.
Honorable Mention: Scott Stevens
Baseball: Russell Martin
As the Phillies-Dodgers has become a little bit of a (one-sided) rivalry these last two years, I have grown to hate Martin, a whining jacka** if I ever saw one. He complains when he's catching, he complains when he's batting.
Soccer: John Terry
Each year, I anxiously look forward to the annual "John Terry Crying Like A Little Bitch When Chelsea Gets Knocked Out Of The Champions League Waa-a-palooza." He complains a lot even for a soccer player, and just oozes douchebag essence. Seeing him blow the Champions League Final by missing a pk against ManU two years ago - and subsequently crying like an 8 year old girl - was one of the highlights of my soccer watching career. (And I'm a Liverpool fan, so I didn't exactly enjoy ManU winning.)
Honorable Mention: Didier Drogba
This is the dumbest list of players to hate on...ever!
11-04-2009
, 01:31 PM
11-04-2009
, 01:34 PM
11-04-2009
, 01:35 PM
11-04-2009
, 01:50 PM
11-04-2009
, 01:51 PM
Here it is
Preface: I always liked this player, but I feel in the spirit of this thread I would bash a player in tribute to my friend and former 2p2’er Kerssens, who is no longer with us (RIP). I know he would have instantly posted a 500 word diatribe about this one player, so I’ll try to match his venom and intensity, but I know I will never be able to write this with the same vigor.
Jay Buhner
Widely loved in Seattle as a Mariner legend and icon, as well as being a punch line in a classic Seinfeld joke, Jay Buhner has always been a giant knuckleheaded turd to me. He rode the coat tails of Ken Griffey Jr. for so many years. Some say Griffey looked so good defensively because he constantly had to cover for the pathetic Buhner. The same was true at the plate. Griffey knew he had to hit dingers since if he didn’t, he knew Buhner would strand the runners on base with an inevitable strike out to end the inning. All in all, Buhner was as a constant liability to an otherwise great Mariner team. Buhner also had a penchant for sliding catches in right field, however anyone with a brain knew he had to slide to make the catch because he was so freaking slow in the first place. “Amazing catch!” Niehuas would say, but come on Dave, it’s because he sucks and is slow. He made the routine look amazing! Also, don’t even get me started on the stance and the stupid hand flapping thing whenever you were up to bat. You sucking and being stupid go hand in hand.
Buhner’s on field performance aside, the worst part about this moron was seeing him constantly on TV doing commercials and interviews. None of us wanted to listen to the dumb hick talk about hunting and his stupid boat, you stupid moron. Also, Buhner Buzz cut night? Since when did a bald man deserve a haircut night dedicated to him? So yeah, I hate Jay Buhner, one of the most overrated idiots to grace the game of baseball. Jay Buhner, the day you retired, babies around the world wept for joy.
Preface: I always liked this player, but I feel in the spirit of this thread I would bash a player in tribute to my friend and former 2p2’er Kerssens, who is no longer with us (RIP). I know he would have instantly posted a 500 word diatribe about this one player, so I’ll try to match his venom and intensity, but I know I will never be able to write this with the same vigor.
Jay Buhner
Widely loved in Seattle as a Mariner legend and icon, as well as being a punch line in a classic Seinfeld joke, Jay Buhner has always been a giant knuckleheaded turd to me. He rode the coat tails of Ken Griffey Jr. for so many years. Some say Griffey looked so good defensively because he constantly had to cover for the pathetic Buhner. The same was true at the plate. Griffey knew he had to hit dingers since if he didn’t, he knew Buhner would strand the runners on base with an inevitable strike out to end the inning. All in all, Buhner was as a constant liability to an otherwise great Mariner team. Buhner also had a penchant for sliding catches in right field, however anyone with a brain knew he had to slide to make the catch because he was so freaking slow in the first place. “Amazing catch!” Niehuas would say, but come on Dave, it’s because he sucks and is slow. He made the routine look amazing! Also, don’t even get me started on the stance and the stupid hand flapping thing whenever you were up to bat. You sucking and being stupid go hand in hand.
Buhner’s on field performance aside, the worst part about this moron was seeing him constantly on TV doing commercials and interviews. None of us wanted to listen to the dumb hick talk about hunting and his stupid boat, you stupid moron. Also, Buhner Buzz cut night? Since when did a bald man deserve a haircut night dedicated to him? So yeah, I hate Jay Buhner, one of the most overrated idiots to grace the game of baseball. Jay Buhner, the day you retired, babies around the world wept for joy.
Last edited by ThaSaltCracka; 11-04-2009 at 02:01 PM.
11-04-2009
, 01:51 PM
11-04-2009
, 01:53 PM
11-04-2009
, 01:57 PM
I don't think it's exactly Breaking News that Bengie Molina sucks ass, you probably swung at whatever pitch came at you in this picture too.
You are also quite possibly the slowest athlete in the history of ever. I think you could very well cost your team a whole win alone in baserunning each year, which is major lol. The only reason it may be less than that is that you're almost never on base to **** up enough. Last in the NL in OBP, Last in MLB in P/PA, but probably first in line for the postgame spread.
Oh and somehow despite all this you helped manage to hold superstud prospect Buster Posey to 17 PA in a month with the big league club. One can only hope you won't be around next year to do it again.