SE Player Haters Ball
11-04-2009
, 06:15 AM
11-04-2009
, 06:18 AM
**** you michael. you cost the jazz 2 championships. nearly any other year they would have won. even vs the first three peating bulls. WHY COULDNT YOU JUST STAY RETIRED?
11-04-2009
, 06:21 AM
11-04-2009
, 07:03 AM
Andre Ooijer
He's the type of ******* that takes down an opponent by flying straight towards them with both legs forward and then quickly getting up, standing over them and telling them to get the **** up and stop the act as if they've dived when he's almost broken their legs - often avoiding punishment from referees. I recall the last PSV-Ajax where he should have gotten 3-4 yellows and didn't get a single one.
And for those of you who don't know him, I'll pick a more well known player as well:
sheer arrogance from an inconsistent ****
inb4 tsc with 'sheer brilliance' fyp lolol or some **** like that
He's the type of ******* that takes down an opponent by flying straight towards them with both legs forward and then quickly getting up, standing over them and telling them to get the **** up and stop the act as if they've dived when he's almost broken their legs - often avoiding punishment from referees. I recall the last PSV-Ajax where he should have gotten 3-4 yellows and didn't get a single one.
And for those of you who don't know him, I'll pick a more well known player as well:
sheer arrogance from an inconsistent ****
inb4 tsc with 'sheer brilliance' fyp lolol or some **** like that
11-04-2009
, 07:37 AM
My starting 5:
I can't remember why I hate him. It might be because he talks ****. It might be because he thinks he's awesome. Or maybe he campaigned too hard to get into the All-Star Game. I really forget why, but I'm not a fan. Not a fan at all.
Any douchebag that quits on a team is automatically making my list. Even if that team is in Canadia.
Constantly blabbing about how awesome he is, when basketball is a team sport. Once said he'd rather be the best player on a mediocre team than be on a great team. Well now you don't have either. **** you for causing the breakup of the best team of all time.
****ed over a blind guy. What more needs to be said?
Get that floppy **** outta here.
I can't remember why I hate him. It might be because he talks ****. It might be because he thinks he's awesome. Or maybe he campaigned too hard to get into the All-Star Game. I really forget why, but I'm not a fan. Not a fan at all.
Any douchebag that quits on a team is automatically making my list. Even if that team is in Canadia.
Constantly blabbing about how awesome he is, when basketball is a team sport. Once said he'd rather be the best player on a mediocre team than be on a great team. Well now you don't have either. **** you for causing the breakup of the best team of all time.
****ed over a blind guy. What more needs to be said?
Get that floppy **** outta here.
11-04-2009
, 08:21 AM
FOOTBALL:
Cheap shots, dirty hits, trash-talking, head-hunting..... it all starts and ends with this ****-sucker. I guess it makes you a good safety when you jump into a pile on a whistled-dead play head-first trying to spear the ball carrier....... and now this assclown is an announcer? Give me a ****ing break. When he went down in a heap against the Steelers in '05, I stood on my bar stool and applauded.
Unhonorable mentions: Bill Belichek, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, LenDale White
BASEBALL:
Nice ****ing throw in the '92 playoffs pussy. Sid Bream... seriously???? And just your general disposition and your huge steroid-filled melon fill me with hatred.
Unhonorable mention: Any Atlanta Brave from 1991-1993, Francisco Rodriguez....actually, any reliever that throws 5-10 pitches a game and thinks it's an accomplishment. I hope these idiots realize any starting pitcher could be a dominating reliever (see: John Smoltz).
HOCKEY:
First of all nice ****ing hair clown. There are a lot of dirty Flyer players I could've put here (Chris Therien, Daniel Carcillo, Luke Richardson) but I chose Scotty b/c he just makes a stomach turn. I actually rooted for Sean Avery in the regular-season finale last season when he fought Hartnell. That about sums it up.
Unhonorable mention: Alexander Semin, Johan Franzen, David Shaw, Alex Ovechkin
Cheap shots, dirty hits, trash-talking, head-hunting..... it all starts and ends with this ****-sucker. I guess it makes you a good safety when you jump into a pile on a whistled-dead play head-first trying to spear the ball carrier....... and now this assclown is an announcer? Give me a ****ing break. When he went down in a heap against the Steelers in '05, I stood on my bar stool and applauded.
Unhonorable mentions: Bill Belichek, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, LenDale White
BASEBALL:
Nice ****ing throw in the '92 playoffs pussy. Sid Bream... seriously???? And just your general disposition and your huge steroid-filled melon fill me with hatred.
Unhonorable mention: Any Atlanta Brave from 1991-1993, Francisco Rodriguez....actually, any reliever that throws 5-10 pitches a game and thinks it's an accomplishment. I hope these idiots realize any starting pitcher could be a dominating reliever (see: John Smoltz).
HOCKEY:
First of all nice ****ing hair clown. There are a lot of dirty Flyer players I could've put here (Chris Therien, Daniel Carcillo, Luke Richardson) but I chose Scotty b/c he just makes a stomach turn. I actually rooted for Sean Avery in the regular-season finale last season when he fought Hartnell. That about sums it up.
Unhonorable mention: Alexander Semin, Johan Franzen, David Shaw, Alex Ovechkin
Last edited by Jimmy Proffett; 11-04-2009 at 08:26 AM.
11-04-2009
, 09:36 AM
Golf - Colin Montgomerie
This man makes me cringe. Hes bad enough in Europe but back in the day I used to love seeing the American crowds wind him up so good. He fell for it every time.
GAA - Ryan Mcmenamin (Tyrone)
From my most hated county he is their most hated player. Reminds me so much of Ashley Cole. Just a little weisel who needs put down. Love when some1 floors him.
GAA - Paul Galvin (Kerry)
From my 2nd most hated county and my 2nd most hated player. Again he is just a wind up merchant. Either faking to get some1 sent off or getting sent off himself. **** he turns my stomach.
Football - Barry Ferguson
I dispise this team and this man. Enough said
This man makes me cringe. Hes bad enough in Europe but back in the day I used to love seeing the American crowds wind him up so good. He fell for it every time.
GAA - Ryan Mcmenamin (Tyrone)
From my most hated county he is their most hated player. Reminds me so much of Ashley Cole. Just a little weisel who needs put down. Love when some1 floors him.
GAA - Paul Galvin (Kerry)
From my 2nd most hated county and my 2nd most hated player. Again he is just a wind up merchant. Either faking to get some1 sent off or getting sent off himself. **** he turns my stomach.
Football - Barry Ferguson
I dispise this team and this man. Enough said
Last edited by kevin21; 11-04-2009 at 09:48 AM.
11-04-2009
, 09:56 AM
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NBA
Kinda had to put some thought into this one. I picked Ginobili because I think he is awful for the sport. The picture above represents his game pretty well. Drive into lane, jump sideways, brush someones jersey, flip around through the air, throw arms out as if you have been shot.
Honorable mentions:
-Robert Horry
-The entire Utah Jazz franchise. Seriously I hate the Jazz so much. I'm sure this viewpoint will be a bit controversial, but is there a more blatantly racist sports franchise in the US? They seem to stack their lineup with white players every year and get rid of the black ones. I would love to see Utah's percentage of white players versus every other team's percentage of white players over the year. Also, fu for knocking the Warriors out of the playoffs.
Kinda had to put some thought into this one. I picked Ginobili because I think he is awful for the sport. The picture above represents his game pretty well. Drive into lane, jump sideways, brush someones jersey, flip around through the air, throw arms out as if you have been shot.
Honorable mentions:
-Robert Horry
-The entire Utah Jazz franchise. Seriously I hate the Jazz so much. I'm sure this viewpoint will be a bit controversial, but is there a more blatantly racist sports franchise in the US? They seem to stack their lineup with white players every year and get rid of the black ones. I would love to see Utah's percentage of white players versus every other team's percentage of white players over the year. Also, fu for knocking the Warriors out of the playoffs.
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11-04-2009
, 10:35 AM
11-04-2009
, 10:41 AM
**** you Doug Flutie, you oompa loompa. has anyone in sports history ever been more overrated just because he was short? David Eckstein comes to mind, but at least he was a key contributor to 2 championship teams. WTF have you ever won as a QB Flutie? nothing, you just check it down to the tight end or scramble around, because you're too ****ing short to see over the offensive line. you're a mediocre at best NFL QB.
yet he's the most beloved player in Boston. I had to listen to these ****ing ******s call sports radio and say Flutie should be starting over Brady. then when Vinatieri leaves, there was a strong movement to replace him with Flutie doing ****ing drop kicks. and now that he's finally retired, i still have to see him everywhere, doing commercials, at Red Sox games wearing a glove (yes thats right, a former professional athlete brings his glove to a baseball game), at BC games wearing a Superfan t-shirt and hamming it up for the cameras in the student section. **** YOU you glorified midget, get the **** out of the spotlight, your career is over. go make some more terrible music in your ****ing gay garage band.
11-04-2009
, 11:45 AM
Bill Parcells. I just hate this guy. I know it's irrational but I blame him for the Patriots losing to the Packers in 97 because of his antics talking about him leaving in the two weeks before the game. I also hated his smug attitude with the press and I think he's the most overrated coach in the history of the NFL. He's never won anything without Belichick on his staff and even with him on his staff, he's only won 2 SB's. The only thing he's good at is picking a team that is right on the brink of being a contender, riding that wave, then leaving them when there might be trouble ahead. He's a chump and has everyone fooled.
How can you NOT hate this guy?
11-04-2009
, 11:49 AM
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**** you Doug Flutie, you oompa loompa. has anyone in sports history ever been more overrated just because he was short? David Eckstein comes to mind, but at least he was a key contributor to 2 championship teams. WTF have you ever won as a QB Flutie? nothing, you just check it down to the tight end or scramble around, because you're too ****ing short to see over the offensive line. you're a mediocre at best NFL QB.
yet he's the most beloved player in Boston. I had to listen to these ****ing ******s call sports radio and say Flutie should be starting over Brady. then when Vinatieri leaves, there was a strong movement to replace him with Flutie doing ****ing drop kicks. and now that he's finally retired, i still have to see him everywhere, doing commercials, at Red Sox games wearing a glove (yes thats right, a former professional athlete brings his glove to a baseball game), at BC games wearing a Superfan t-shirt and hamming it up for the cameras in the student section. **** YOU you glorified midget, get the **** out of the spotlight, your career is over. go make some more terrible music in your ****ing gay garage band.
**** you Doug Flutie, you oompa loompa. has anyone in sports history ever been more overrated just because he was short? David Eckstein comes to mind, but at least he was a key contributor to 2 championship teams. WTF have you ever won as a QB Flutie? nothing, you just check it down to the tight end or scramble around, because you're too ****ing short to see over the offensive line. you're a mediocre at best NFL QB.
yet he's the most beloved player in Boston. I had to listen to these ****ing ******s call sports radio and say Flutie should be starting over Brady. then when Vinatieri leaves, there was a strong movement to replace him with Flutie doing ****ing drop kicks. and now that he's finally retired, i still have to see him everywhere, doing commercials, at Red Sox games wearing a glove (yes thats right, a former professional athlete brings his glove to a baseball game), at BC games wearing a Superfan t-shirt and hamming it up for the cameras in the student section. **** YOU you glorified midget, get the **** out of the spotlight, your career is over. go make some more terrible music in your ****ing gay garage band.
Good post. Although that Hail Mary was pretty sweet, you have to admit.