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SE Person of the Year 2013: Group B SE Person of the Year 2013: Group B
View Poll Results: Which Two Should Move On?
Johnny Manziel
122 70.11%
Joe Flacco
88 50.57%
Luis Suarez
64 36.78%
Yasiel Puig
43 24.71%

12-30-2013 , 10:07 PM
Rules:

1. You may only vote once
2. You must have 50 posts in SE in 2013 to vote
3. You must vote for exactly two of the candidates
4. This thread should only be used for discussion of the candidates involved in this Group, and not who was omitted or what is happening in other Groups.

Voting will end Tuesday, January 31st at Midnight EST

Group B: The Great Jimmy Rustlers



Johnny ****ing Football

Young, talented and brash, Johnny Manziel has it all. JFF is perhaps SE's favorite Jimmy Rustler. His brazen attitude rustled the public like few sports figures in 2013. His response? Troll the haters on Twitter.




His 2013 offseason got the haters super mad. First..

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Originally Posted by Riverman
bump for this tool getting thrown out of the manning camp for being hungover
Then he got old people super rustled when he was seen partying at the casino and a Texas frat party.

If that wasn't enough, he created all kinds of controversy with his autograph scandal. Ultimately, he rustled both his haters and NCAA haters by agreeing to a stiff one half suspension for the first game of the year.

Hell of a year, Johnny.



Joe Flacco

On the other end of the spectrum, Joe Flacco rustled SE's jimmies perhaps more than anyone in 2013. It all began when Riverman created this thread in early 2012: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/46...sucks-1153545/

In 2013, in true Riverman fashion, it backfired. Everything looked okay early in the 2013 NFL playoffs. The Ravens were down with little time left and looked like they would be eliminated by the Broncos. Then, Flacco threw a bomb to Jacoby Jones after safety Rahim Moore badly mistimed his jump. The Ravens won the game and Flacco carried his team on his back the remainder of the playoffs to win the Super Bowl.

At that point, Flacco had Riverman so beaten down he admitted defeat:

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Originally Posted by Riverman
Congrats Joey and Ravens. I was wrong about Flacco, he played great and got a Rang.
A few weeks later, one of the great rustlings of 2013 began:

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Originally Posted by TalkingDonkey
bump for highest paid QB in history

rivermannnnnnnnnnn
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Originally Posted by Riverman
this is arod football edition
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Originally Posted by Riverman
i mean, you can franchise him for 14.9m or you voluntarily pay him 21m

not like you could get a good player or two for $6m or anything

also there is no chance his value goes up after this year, so its a reverse freeroll to pay him now

just awful
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Originally Posted by Riverman
this franchise is going to be at the bottom of the afc north for at least 5 years

congrats on the giants style luckboxing, the rest of the afc north should send some cash money to that idiot broncos safety for the next decade of raven basement dwelling
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Originally Posted by Riverman
i mean honestly it is getting to be a problem for the nfl that the 11th best team keeps winning the title

the best team hasnt won in 8 years



Luis Suarez

Suarez began his rustling in the 2010 World Cup when he intentionally used his hands to stop a sure game winning goal. Uruguay went on to win the game and soccer purists everywhere were furious. In early 2013, he had another handball, this time leading to his own game winning goal.

A few months later, Suarez cemented his spot in the 2013 Rustlers of the Year by going full Mike Tyson.



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Originally Posted by BAIDS
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Originally Posted by Das Boot
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Originally Posted by Andz
I love Suarez, but man it's time for some anger managment class dude....
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Originally Posted by ASPoker8
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Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin
Luis Suarez hattrick: handball, bite, goal

only missing racial abuse for the quadtrick
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Originally Posted by JaredL
Meh, there was no chomping motion.
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Originally Posted by martymc1
He's just misunderstood.
Suarez's combined on field performances, good and bad, earned him a spot in Group B.



Yasiel Puig

Puig hit the ground running in 2013 when he was called up to the Big Leagues. Tallying 27 hits in his first 15 games, Puig led some to believe that he might make a different group in this competition:

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Originally Posted by nutshot2
PUIG GOAT
Not only did he show he could hit the cover off the ball, he could play a little defense.



His elite early performance got rival fans super rustled:

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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn
Can only speak for myself, but Id rather watch a World Champion over some guy who has been running hot for a month, especially when the goal is winning. #votepence
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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn
90 + wins each year and best team in the playoffs both times. I didn't personally win the world series twice in the last three years, but still sleepin like a kang (with rangzzz) these days.

Part of me kinda hope puig gets in now tho, because the asg would probably be the biggest game he played in, for that disgrace of an organization anyway.
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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn
Can only speak for myself, but Id rather watch a World Champion over some guy who has been running hot for a month, especially when the goal is winning. #votepence
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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn
90 + wins each year and best team in the playoffs both times. I didn't personally win the world series twice in the last three years, but still sleepin like a kang (with rangzzz) these days.

Part of me kinda hope puig gets in now tho, because the asg would probably be the biggest game he played in, for that disgrace of an organization anyway.
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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn
1. water trash ravine, the worst stadium in baseball

2. lolfrank mccourt

3. trying to buy a world series, spending money akin to a monkey throwing **** on a wall, on overpaid scrubs with baggage, who dont care about winning. (conversely, when someone on the giants has baggage/character issues, they are not welcome, but kicked to the curb before winning a world series.)

4. Bryan Stow incident and a sleu of wannabe gang bangers in general

5.The worst fans in the game (the few that would actually align themselves with the dodgers)--these clowns would rather play with beach balls than watch baseball--but part of me sympathizes considering the franchise they have to watch.

6.No titles since 1988, the closest thing the trash organization dodgers can get to titles is the hollywood box office.

Loldodgers. They are obviously the epitome of a melancholy disgrace to humanity.
Puig continued to swag out and the baseball purists joined in the rustling.

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Originally Posted by EndoBird
You're right. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

See Puig's quality baserunning last night? Trying to tag on a fly ball to shallow CF? Great instincts.

But if you wanna talk rookie of the year, I have no problem doing so.

Jose Fernandez, should win the NL rookie of the year. He has the best numbers.

Hell I think Ryu from the dodgers has just as good of a shot as well.

But chances are they'll give it to Puig as they did Harper last year screwing Wade Miley, who posted quite the impressive numbers.

And btw, Adam Dunn has 434 HR, so that's not that bad of a comparison for someone who has a shot at the HOF.

I'm not saying Puig's a bad player, but come on. He's played 65 games in the bigs. Let's let the guy play more than 2 1/2 months and see how he finishes up.
Another big story who rustled many in both SE and the mainstream, Puig rounds up Group B.
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12-30-2013 , 10:16 PM
Not voting for jff and puig is a good way to hop into my ignore list
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12-30-2013 , 10:17 PM
well Pweeg has 1 vote, so best to go get that thing all fired up and ready to go

also lol @ not voting for Flacbert
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12-30-2013 , 10:20 PM
For those who aren't soccer posters the elite thing about Suarez is that not only is he the world's best jimmy rustler, he's approaching GOAT level with his football too. Bites your arm off; puts three in your net.

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12-30-2013 , 10:53 PM
Johnny Football and Joey Flacks...their potential to rustle jimmies hasn't peaked yet imo.
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12-30-2013 , 10:56 PM
JFF/Suarez

Flacco doesn't even deserve to win this
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12-30-2013 , 10:57 PM
never mind.. reading comprehension ftw
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12-30-2013 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by nutshot2
JFF/Suarez

Flacco doesn't even deserve to win this
I went JFF and Puig, but I agree that Flacco should not be winning this (especially after his last 3 games lol). Flacco doesn't rustle the jimmies, his slurpers do.
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12-30-2013 , 11:03 PM
Are we voting for the jimmy rustlers of 2+2 or the whole world?

Suarez and JFF and it's not close if the latter (Flacco possibly in the former, but I spend more time in the NFL threads). I don't get Puig having any say, dude is just a great baseball player and that's it.
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12-30-2013 , 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bigt2k4
I don't get Puig having any say, dude is just a great baseball player and that's it.
BWAHAHAHAHA...
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12-30-2013 , 11:07 PM
Pweeg doesn't play the white way tho
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12-30-2013 , 11:13 PM
JFF/Flacbert
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12-30-2013 , 11:35 PM
Easy Flacks/Suarez vote.
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12-30-2013 , 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by BigPoppa
JFF/Flacbert


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Originally Posted by Andro
Easy Flacks/Suarez vote.
LOL Euros
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12-30-2013 , 11:45 PM
i went joey flacks and suarez as well. because lol college football. but JFF really is an expert at getting the haters mad.
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12-30-2013 , 11:47 PM
think suarez is a bad shout - impossible to get anyone truly rustled when your year involved finishing 7th behind everton. also his signature rustle moment of 2013 sent only 1 mower into orbit (ivanovic's), rustled 1 fan base (pool), and made everyone else lol at him and his team.

cr7 a superior rustler aorn

if suarez single handedly pushes utd into 5th then all bets are off for the 2014 rustle divison

--

flax my only vote
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12-30-2013 , 11:48 PM
Its gonna be Flaccooooo and JFF, but I voted JFF and Puig because some people were so MAD in the puig thread.
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12-30-2013 , 11:49 PM
OP says voting due Tuesday, January 31.... you mean Tuesday, December 31? Like in 12 hours?
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12-30-2013 , 11:50 PM
I lost it with the Baids dog biting jpeg, so good.
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12-30-2013 , 11:50 PM
If you look up the definition of jimmy rustling in urban dictionary, there is a pic of JFF.
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12-30-2013 , 11:52 PM
pretty weak group. i take everyone in group a over group b.
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12-30-2013 , 11:55 PM
can't we just name JFF the winner already?
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12-30-2013 , 11:58 PM
Dunno who this Luis guy is, and lol baseball.. so there ya go.
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12-31-2013 , 12:00 AM
oops i voted luis by mistake, w/e wont matter
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12-31-2013 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
pretty weak group. i take everyone in group a over group b.
Wat

Flacco sent plenty of mowers into space and one mower in particular into a Voyager-esque flight path from which it may never return.
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