wifer showed me a pic of confiscated weed, scales, cash and a couple guns on a table that the police got from someone a couple blocks away.
I said that the (like, an ounce or two of) weed was just an excuse to steal the money and guns (that they'll sell for more money). she said that "they probably rob people with them, I'm glad they got caught"...
I replied, "we have more weed and more guns and more cash in this house right now. think about what the table they could put on the news would look like if the police searched our house for an hour and some idiot saying we probably were out robbing people".
"oh. yeah I guess."