ditto

I hadn't thought about it that much when I posted about the huckabeast thing earlier but I agree with both Chris and Suzzer that there should be some room for insulting public figures and that insulting women for their looks is over the imaginary moral line I think liberal society has atm. I wouldn't have any problem with someone calling the president out on his mushroom dick but, despicable as he is, I think I actually would feel uneasy had stormy revealed he had a micro penis and it became part of the political conversation.

the Flyers are taking down a Kate Smith statue for a "racist" song she sang in the the 1930s?

insane.

You guys are taking this wayyyyyyy too literally. Obviously she's not taking out a measuring stick on the date. Obviously she's not kicking Brad Pitt out for bringing his weak 7.5".

And yeah if the guy gets that far he still gets laid. But if at the beginning she's not quite sure whether it's in or he's warming her up with his finger - he's probably not getting a second date. At least that's how I interpreted it. I didn't press her for the entire rulebook.

Obviously all this stuff is malleable too. I had a friend who was on again off again with some dude. When they were on he had a big dick, and when they were off he was a needle dick. Funny how that works.

Also on the subject - it's not just about big vaginas - some girls also seem to have weird angles that are hard to get at. The last girl I was with is about the same size and tightness as my ex. But I felt like I was getting about an inch less penetration due to the way her vagina was angled from the mons pubis. It was just harder to get at for some reason. At least when I was on top which was the position she clearly was most into.

Thanks for the info on your exgf mons pubis.

omg my life is ruined

First they came for the Confederate Statues. Then they came for the Jim Crow scene in the remake of Dumbo. Now they're coming for the singer of "Pickaninny Heaven" and "That's why the Darkies were Born".

Tough times indeed.

Philadelphia is screwed up as all hell, statue at flyers is singer I've never heard of (why the **** does she have a statue in the first place?), biggest sports hero is a statue but is also a fictional character.

Why insult SHS looks when there's so much other material

According to ESPN:

They replaced the Star Spangled Banner with her version of GBA and she performed live for them several times. But, really, Philly is a second-rate city that is just following the lead of NYC.

SHS is a piece of **** garbage human being who deserves to rot in hell

And we’re seriously debating whether it’s mean to insult her appearance?

Neat

It's more like debating whether there is a categorical imperative to not insult women based on their appearance. Whether or not she is so full of lies that she cannot possibly utter them all and some of them have to be escaping her anus through flatulent falsity is irrelevant.

the 'women's looks must never be insulted in public' thing seems weird/patriarchal tbh

It's more like pushback against the patriarchal male gaze that values a woman based on how she pleases the (heterosexual male) eye.

Or it's that people shouldn't be judged on things they can't control

There's also an aspect of defining looks or weight as an insult. It's like how you used to be able to call someone a ******. Now that's pretty much on the way out.

It's not about the person you're insulting - it's about the class of people you're implying are somehow inferior.

I always really hated the word "******". Would bristle at its use--needlessly cruel and pejoratively the product of a sick or warped mind. I called people out for it and publicly humiliated them--felt I OWED it to them! Thought it might help them be a better person instead of a walking talking pile of pig ****.

Then I started driving in the South after living in NY. Currently convinced it's a worthy exception similar to the pronoun for a "female canine".

So you're saying it *may* have something to do with the way it feels inside her vagina? I'd watch out for anthropomorphizing women if I were you.

Theory; there are these things called dildos. Dildos are expensive and generally purchased with a no refunds policy ("for obvious reasons" -- Aziz Ansari). Ergo, rather than starting small and incrementally working their way up to locate their minimally acceptable size, women initially go for large but not uncomfortably so (around 8 inches). As approximately that size (never measured with a ruler or anything weird like that but did once have an artist who made a mold (easily top 10 worst decisions of my life but in my defense she was hot), I can tell you about 80% of the time I've been told "That's perfect". Later on they say to themselves, "Hmm...that did not feel nearly as good as my dildo (or in the case of your mama, "...as Holliday"), which said 8 1/2 inches on the box." Just as I said, a theory, however that way women could easily identify such size by sight or even copping a feel. Surely they know not to ask.

Thanks, I'll be sure and mansplain all that to her next time I talk to her.

better her than us

I’m not judging SHS by calling her a cross eyed ugly fat piece of ****, I’m merely making a general observation

In a vacuum I agree, mocking people you don’t know who have done nothing to you on their looks makes you a bully and an *******

When you are one of the worst human beings alive however and are actively hurting society on a daily basis, everything is fair game. And if the hill you want to die on is ‘yes SHS is an amoral ghoul, a lying scumbag of the highest order and I’d jizz in her food every time I prepared it, but let’s not fatshame her, you guys’ then I really don’t know what to tell you

keep em coming

also, what happened to his taxes?
thought they had a line on that...


and Rex Tilly also saying that Fredo told him to do a bunch of illegal ****, shocking

I think you're still not getting the other side of this. Let's say you are sitting on the couch next to an objectively fat, unattractive female friend (or it could be your cousin or w/e) - would you yell "fat ugly ****!" at SHS on the TV? Or would you maybe pick a different insult that day?

yeah yeah yeah, #fatlivesmatter, we get it dude


arc had a superior scorcher about gingers ffs