George Conway tweeted this:



So divorce her? Rich people marriages are ****ing weird.

Yeah but he's wrong though. It's more like

Which is significantly worse.

https://johnsommersflanagan.com/2018...azine-article/

Even though mentioned there, I will repeat that *technically* he is excluded from such diagnoses by virtue of being functional. Guys, guys, guys; please suppress the urge to set me straight on him *not* being functional, really, as the kind of functional we're talking about means not attempting suicide or able to get out of bed instead of stuck there for days crippled by anxiety--let alone getting elected President and such.

so this guy who somewhat randomly* whacked a Gambino mafia boss (1st Mafia boss murder in NYC since 1985) is now cosplaying a QAnon/MAGAman for teh lulz? 2019 man, wattba

* - saw reports that it wasn't necessarily mob-related, but about something else

Well this aged terribly

How far we done fell.

vote for someone who will raise taxes on people who already have literally billions of dollars & might help prevent the world as we know it from ending, or continue on into a racist, fascist max max style hellgriftscape as we all bake to death on this planet? tough call, might as well just flip a coin iyam...

beto o'dork is such a dumb nickname when you got BETA o'rourke available

they said beta o'dork

It doesn't matter, thinking a guy who whines and complains all the time isn't the biggest beta ever is just ridiculous.

Also Kraft gets a plea deal, all he has to do is admit he'd be proven guilty and they won't charge him.

Shut up wacky wheatrich and crooked rat

can those Bob Kraft prostitution sting tapes be FOIAed?

This country is legitimately a complete joke. In addition to Kraft BS, it came out that Epstein’s first accuser was 14 but they charged him based on a different older victim so he wouldn’t have to register as a sex offender. As a reminder, he orchestrated an international kid sex trafficking and rape operation and served like a year in jail during which time he was allowed to have sex with more kids who were brought to his office (where he was allowed to go during the day). The prosecutor is now in Trumps cabinet.

as that probably is all connected, so too is all this stuff

from Trump being friends with many deranged creeps like Epstein, to pizzagate projection, to a bunch of Republicans literally being charged/convicted of sex trafficking, to Trump not being able to shut up about trafficking re: the caravan, to Kraft and other rich dudes getting busted at this place connected to this Chinese MaL member that was maybe trafficking people, to children being stolen & disappeared at the border, etc, etc, etc

probably


but none of this matters because the nazis have stolen the courts, and literally not 1 Republican will put country over Trumpism, because they don't care


wattba

ya lol me i cant read too good

"Crazy Hands Robert"?

Less urgently, "Robert Francis"?

The second one:

@devincow devinnunescow twitter parody account officially passes devin nunes in followers.

the twitter account that was named in nunes' frivolous lawsuit for making fun of him had around 1200 followers on monday, it now has ~408,000

#BeButter

GRAVEL




get em

Gravel has always been solid af. Hope he makes it to the debates.

Never heard of the guy before but I'm a fan after this.

Country is legitimately desperate for a DGAF candidate on the left. I could absolutely see one of these fringe guys making a run - you don’t need money anymore. Anyone radiating disgust with weak sauce “moderates” and the bipartisan consensus on endless debt financed foreign adventures has a chance to catch on.

Power rankings for dem candidates

1. GRAVEL
2. BERNIE


gap


3. LIZZIE


gap


4. Kamala
5. Biden
6. Tulsi/Booker/Klo/Gilli

gap

7. Beta

gap


∞. Hilary

mike gravel is french canadian so he's got my vote

I might switch 5 and 6 but this is rock solid ranking. A true ranker's ranks.

Buttigieg will be shooting up those rankings soon imo