saw some speculation there could be more sealed indictments or whatever *fingers crossed*

need to change the narrative, gin up a stupid controversy with Acosta, everyone falls for it as usual


wonder what they'll do next if the rumours are true that Fredo Jr is about to be indicted
that caravan thing came out of nowhere, so the possibilities are endless really
could just pick the next dumb joke from SNL and that'd probably work tbh

Fredo not getting indicted unless the new interim AG hand picked illegally by Trump says he is.

Could have already been indicted and sealed?

...

oh ... lol
didn't hear that part of the story before

unless it's a different property
which is possible, i'm guessing he's done this kind of thing more than thrice

just havin' fun out there

MAGA

too soon to talk about Columbine, or something


also, Shuck just straight up going FULL INFOWARZ now, good times


and RBG mebbe dead or something ... problem?


but most importantly, some ppl protested at Tucker's place, the horror!

WHERE IS THE CIVILITY

IF WERE MEAN TO THEM THEY MIGHT...CHECKING NOTES...START SHOOTING PEOPLE OR SOMETHING

also:



the races in Georgia, Florida, and some of these places are so tight that voter suppression has definitely made the difference

this Kemp guy in Georgia should be in prison

wonder what it'd look like without all the cheating

Sinema up 10k votes.

Looks good.

Jeb! welcome to The Resistance (plz clap)

GA 100% got both of its highest offices taken by voter suppression. FL likely did too.

At least FL has a chance to get it back next time.

In other news, to the shock of no one, with white women now split 49-49 Blue/Red, white men are the only sex and race still voting Red. Going further, only white men ages 45+ voted Red (white men 30-44 were split 48-48).

Goddamn ridiculous

Given that opioid and meth abuse seems to disproportionately affect white people, I think the clear answer to America's problems is more white people drugs on the black market so that more white people die.

I think the "Please clap." line is an all time great. Would've been better if he threw in, "you goddamned ******s".

pretty massive how AZ and FL Senate shake out imo. Slightly changes the narrative of the midterm elections but significantly changes the odds of Ds overtaking the Senate in 2020.

Woods announced he registered as D today.

Cindy McCain will literally campaign for him in 2020. He could win by 20 points.

Also:

This Broward County story is frustrating. So many people going all :thinking: at the fact that more votes have come in for one race compared to the other and deciding that means there must be FRAUD. So I'ma explain this concisely.


- People are correct that something odd is occurring in Broward. Almost 4% of ballots cast a vote for Governor yet did not cast a vote for the Senate race. That's not normal as it's well outside the data points of every other county in the state.

- Here is the Broward ballot




- If you'll notice the Senate race is tucked in the bottom left of the ballot under the instructions while the Governor race is front and center in the middle. It's a poor ballot layout (For example, mine had instructions at the top and then a grid with every race on it) and it means that almost 4% of people in Broward county skipped the instructions and began voting in the second column.


But media gets more clicks with big headlines like SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON IN FLORIDA WHAT CAN IT MEAN?!!>!>! so instead of just explaining this in 30 seconds like I just did we have our next controversy.

Damn

The NRA should surely have known better than to open that can of worms.

They prbly consulted NO ONE but themselves.

Media companies HATE him for this ONE post!

You won't BELIEVE what he explained in just THIRTY SECONDS!

pretty shocked that President Bonespurs is choosing to tweet in his hotel room while mainlining FoxNews, diet Coke, and KFC rather than get wet and honour dead war guys

i mean, the only reason he went over there at all is because he was summoned by Putin yet again

im not usually one for ceremony, but having that tub of **** represent america for the centenary of ww1 is a bit sickening

Meh, it was grinding my gears. I have no regrets.