Join Date: Jul 2012
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Colts at Texans (-3.5): USA Today (the nation’s most widely read newspaper, USA #1) is reporting that Jim Irsay refused a $3.2 billion offer for the Colts. I’m not sure who is advising Jimmy Pills, but that seems like a questionable decision. The NFL is like two poorly-timed incidents away from a major viability problem. Three generations ago, the most popular sports included horse racing and boxing. Diversity, bro.
Dolphins at Browns (-10.5): I’m not saying Mason Rudolph didn’t use a racial slur, but this claim seems less than credible. No other players reported it and Garrett himself didn’t say anything about it until his disciplinary hearing? Come on. If Cleveland wins this game they will be 5-6 with remaining games against the Bengals, Bengals, Cardinals, Steelers and Ravens. 9-7 probably gets in in the lol AFC.
Lions at Redskins (+3.5): If 20 yard line tickets for last week’s game against the Jets were $15, what are they this week? It didn’t receive much attention, but the Redskins’ best player went to the team about an injury that the team told him was no big deal – IT WAS LITERALLY CANCER. Dan Snyder is a cartoon villain and proof that this country needs to immediately stop assuming rich people have any redeeming qualities.
Raiders at Jets (+3): I’m on the J-E-T-S here. Home dog, Raiders flying east for a 1pm kick, Raiders over-valued following high profile wins, Jets under-valued because of the Luke Falk horror show and highly public Pats beat down.
Giants at Bears (-6): If you just bet the under in Trubisky games, surely you’re rich. That Michael Corleone / Fredo hug at the end of the Rams game! ZERO THOUGHT TO RUNNING THE FOOTBALL, YOU UNDERSTAND???? F’n dope.
Panthers at Saints (-9.5): One of the bigger disappointments on this site in recent years is Dkgojackets’ descent into Panthers apathy. I get it, its rational, but it makes things so much less entertaining. This team is done. I am pretty sure Ron Rivera has won coach of the year twice since BB last won it, great award guys.
Seahawks at Eagles (-1.5): The Eagles receivers are an embarrassment except for Ertz. I originally thought Seattle was overrated, but I now just think RUSS is the cheat code.
Bucs at Falcons (-4.5): They’re going to win just enough to save this moron’s job, aren’t they. I maintain Crab Legs is the most entertaining player in the league. The dude just doesn’t look right – his eyes are always bulging out of his head and he talks like an actual crazy person. Arians seriously looks like a grenade with the pin pulled. I’m worried.
Broncos at Bills (-4): The Bills suck and are complete frauds. You know it, I know it, the media knows it, that guy I put on ignore knows it. This schedule, my god.
Steelers at Bengals (+7): Every year there is a handful of bad teams the professional bettors hammer because there is line value. It was Cleveland for like 5+ years. I can’t see anyone betting the Bengals. UNDER.
Jags at Titans (-3): Apparently someone at the league office screwed up and they misprinted the schedule as this game is NOT on TNF. Nuke both franchises, nobody would care.
Cowboys at Patriots (-6.5): Every week the Pats line comes out and it looks stupid in their favor, yet BB just keeps on covering at 60%+. Folks, we have a coaching mismatch here. Where’s the Bob Kraft video?
Packers at 49ers (-3): Still don’t know where all the money from the Packers goes.
Ravens at Rams (+3.5): Public is going to hammer Baltimore. I’m going to hammer the under.
Enjoy!
