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10-06-2011 , 12:37 AM
Well then..

hopefully nath makes a real pick
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10-06-2011 , 12:41 AM
Was this thread just an excuse to post awesome OJ jokes? If so, I approve.
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10-06-2011 , 12:45 AM
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Najeh Davenport allegedly broke into the dorm room of a Barry University woman and defecated in a laundry basket on April 1, 2002. In a plea bargain, his felony charge of second-degree burglary and misdemeanor count of criminal mischief were dropped in exchange for his completing 100 hours of community service. Davenport maintained his innocence after the hearing, and began yelling outside of the courthouse, "Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?"
looooooooooooooool
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10-06-2011 , 12:52 AM


NSFW

Damn wish they had the whole bit on YouTube. "Now I'm not saying he should've killed her...but I understand"
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10-06-2011 , 12:57 AM
awful #2 pick.
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10-06-2011 , 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
Is there still room for me to jump in the back of the draft?
The more the better.

Also, dead time 2-10am est?

How many hours for each pick?
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10-06-2011 , 01:19 AM
"and began yelling outside of the courthouse, "Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?""

I wonder if that defense strategy would've worked for O.J. too
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10-06-2011 , 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
awful #2 pick.
I mean the write-up is awful too. I literally don't even know who that guy is. The write-up fails to mention what teams he played for (Barry University?? I guess?). He looks like some kind of football player since he's shown in what looks like an NFL jersey in a later pic. I don't know what position he played, or how good he was, or really anything other than that he pooped in some girl's closet.

In before Assani rants on about how he invented drafts and therefore can't possibly do wrong.
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10-06-2011 , 02:46 AM
Played for the Packers/Steelers this decade afaik. But yeah, he's a bum.
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10-06-2011 , 03:25 AM
Spoiler don't work on phoneee who was took? Looked up the OJ murder pics online wouldn't say they're very gruesome but nothing unusual as how I'm sure most murders would end up looking.
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10-06-2011 , 04:16 AM
While I think there was a somewhat obvious (or a few) #2 picks, that is such an awesome crime that I'm not even upset with the pick.
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10-06-2011 , 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Doug Funnie II
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-The athlete does not have to be found guilty. As long as there were allegations that is good enough.
Sigh
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10-06-2011 , 05:52 AM
**** your sigh
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10-06-2011 , 06:06 AM
That might be the worst second overall pick in any 2p2 draft, ever.
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10-06-2011 , 06:14 AM
I can't stop laughing at the pick and the crime. I remember when it happened too.
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10-06-2011 , 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by gusmahler
Really shocked that anyone thinks OJ wasn't the obvious #1 pick, so I'll be interested to see the rest of the first round.

OJ had it all: HOF career, incredible amount of fame, still somewhat relevant at the time of the crime because of his acting career. Add to it one of most heinous crimes possible.

I don't know if people realize just how well known OJ was. This was the equivalent of Peyton Manning going off and killing his ex-wife and her suspected lover in about 10 years.
I think he's by far the best player (HOF'er in a major sport at a glamour position plus he was very popular off the field...pretty hard to top) to be caught for such serious crimes. I think many athletes have been better (or worse, however you want to look at it) criminals. Basically you've got a crime of passion and then some bumbling. There have been guys I consider much more hard core, maniacal, and frankly just good criminals. OJ loses to them on those counts. Over-all it's how you judge it and I'm not saying a bad #1 but depending on how much you emphasize what there are other guys I like a whole lot.

I mean OJ killed his ex-wife and some dude connected to her and tried to stick up some dude who owed him some scratch. He bumbled through both crimes (though he does get bonus points for still getting away with the murders). He wasn't some menace to society, he was a moron who made some really bad choices in some obvious/almost cliche ways. He wasn't a criminal mastermind. He wasn't a guy who'd slit your throat for a dime or just for the giggles. To me just saying murder is the most serious crime is over-stating it I don't consider him either a great or a monstrous criminal, relatively speaking of course.

Last edited by acesholdup; 10-06-2011 at 06:27 AM.
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10-06-2011 , 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by acesholdup
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objection, this is boring
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10-06-2011 , 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Russ M.
I might be overstating a bit, but from Wiki:



So like halfway through the neck, maybe a bit more than half.
definitely a joke in here about nearly headless nicole

2nd pick is lol
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10-06-2011 , 08:54 AM
Loooooool I had Najeh on my list as a "late rounder" so ~37 people ahead of him. Such a weird crime though.
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10-06-2011 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by gusmahler
Really shocked that anyone thinks OJ wasn't the obvious #1 pick, so I'll be interested to see the rest of the first round.

OJ had it all: HOF career, incredible amount of fame, still somewhat relevant at the time of the crime because of his acting career. Add to it one of most heinous crimes possible.

I don't know if people realize just how well known OJ was. This was the equivalent of Peyton Manning going off and killing his ex-wife and her suspected lover in about 10 years.
The only problem I see with this draft is it's so top-heavy that no one else can win, except for the OJ team. Really good writeup too, glad it wasn't coasted over.
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10-06-2011 , 10:41 AM
he's trolling or that's the worst pick in any draft thread by a mile
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10-06-2011 , 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
Doug, just to clarify: did you want it to be snake or reverse snake? Most drafts are reverse snake, but its really not a huge deal for a draft like this so pick whichever you prefer since its your draft.
I figured round 1: ABC, round 2: CBA, round 3: ABC, etc. would be the most fair, so whatever that is called.
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10-06-2011 , 11:42 AM
lol that is just too good. the pick is so ****ing terrible that it's amazing
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10-06-2011 , 11:50 AM
lol, great pick assani.

am a packer fan. we called/call him "the mad crapper".

also, just posted:
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Najeh Davenport allegedly broke into the dorm room of a Barry University woman and defecated in a laundry basket on April 1, 2002. In a plea bargain, his felony charge of second-degree burglary and misdemeanor count of criminal mischief were dropped in exchange for his completing 100 hours of community service. Davenport maintained his innocence after the hearing, and began yelling outside of the courthouse, "Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?"
on my facebook wall...im betting before the days over there is much commenting from friends. also, this gets brought up at least once a year as a packer fan. which i more than i can say for OJ.
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10-06-2011 , 01:38 PM
Anyone PM Nath yet?
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