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Originally Posted by VanceAce
Trashly has quit, or threatened to quit, how many Challenges in the past?
This made me realize that I don't hate Sylvia the most, I hate whichever of several insufferable idiots is getting the most screen time.
Smashley: constantly threatening to quit, throws tantrums, things she's good at the CHALLENGE when it's really just dumb luck. Wasted half the time, I wouldn't be surprised if she pulls a Stu Ungar and ends up blowing her money on drugs and overdoses.
Britni (or however it's spelled): completely insane and doesn't hide her crazy very well. Plus her busted grill is annoying to look at. Win a challenge and fix those ****ing teeth.
Amanda: constant antagonist, "I hope your horse dies" may be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard a human being say in any context. Like so many others on this cast, she's a total badass when she has numbers on her side and can bully with impunity. Zach is exactly right about her.
Kailah (sp): I forgot exactly why I hate her so much as she didn't even last one episode of this interminable season, but the next time she's on the screen the reasons will make themselves clear.
Devin: beats JOHN in a random lite brite elimination challenge and somehow still struts around like he's the kingslayer and won't stfu about it. Follows JOHN around the property trolling him in hopes that he'll get punched and JOHN will be sent home, then when JOHN instead tells Devin he's a much bigger jackass than his recently deceased father probably was (which is 100% objectively correct), Devin goes on a self-righteous bender. JOHN apologizes, which wasn't actually necessary, yet Devin is still lording it over JOHN and getting chesty at the reunion when he knows goddamn well security won't let anything go down. Why the **** do I still watch this show???
Kam: don't find her as annoying as the others (yet) but could do without her Stephen A. Smith screaming at the camera in every single TH. Hey Fat Joe, the mic is on. Also, I don't understand why everyone is acting like she cured cancer with that vote manipulation thing she did. Who cares? They spent like ten minutes on it that episode and all but gave her a standing ovation at the reunion.
Cara: absolutely pathetically thirsty, obsessed with Kyle, has lost her damned mind the last couple of seasons.
Paulie: this is why I don't like
midgets short dudes. They always feel like they have to prove something. He's yipping at Kyle and Brad about how he wants to fight them, knowing damned well nothing is going to happen. Little men are like toy poodles, yipping all the time due to their need to be heard.
Sorry, don't expect anyone to read this but had to get it off my chest.