It was a decent write-up of the FIRST episode. Evidently the subsequent ones have been recapped too but I haven't had time to investigate. It was generally written well (albeit in a kind of strange style I am having trouble articulating) and big props for referencing the Regulator video from the great summer of '94. Equally big
for the author being an Aneesa enthusiast. Like, what? Not attractive, not funny, not fit, brings no value to the show unless bitching every so often about how she is a CHALLENGE veteran who deserves respect for same is somehow supposed to be entertaining.
Weirder yet is that he's not alone, seeing as next week is evidently centered around some romance between Cory (sp) and Aneesa. Wasn't she a lesbian at one point? I guess even vegetarians occasionally turn back into carnivores. Looks like she'll have something else to bitch about.
ANYWAY:
- the editing where Cara Maria picked her team and then it immediately cut to her TH ranting how much her team sucked was great. Uh, YOU PICKED IT.
- Cousin Vinnie or whatever his name is had some great trolls of Camila which were shown during the aftershow.
- speaking of Camila, what is with everyone claiming that the strategy for voting in her sister (or cousin or whatever she is) is primarily to eliminate Camila from the other team, a an allegedly "strong player". What? She's drunk half the time, not fit, short (a disadvantage on two of the three challenges which already happened), and unstable. I assume that was a red herring and nobody had the balls to say "the sister is a total boat anchor who is clearly the weakest female on our team". Although the logic as presented had the substantial benefit of Camila somehow making it All About Her and losing her goddamned mind. The sister/cousin being indignant about being selected and claiming that she was a strong player was enjoyably delusional as well. She's a shorter, wider, more useless (and far less entertaining) version of Camila.
- in the aftershow, Bananas asked the question that should always be asked when someone feels unfairly selected. OK, if not you then who is more deserving? I can't remember who she said though. There is no better answer though because nobody on that team sucks nearly as hard as Camila's sister/cousin, although Nany seems to be kind of coasting on a "smoke cigs and don't eat" fitness regimen.
- the reviewer linked above mentioned that Cohutta was banging KellyAnne once upon a time??? Can't figure him out. He came off as a total beta bitch in last week's aftershow, claiming that Nany and him still had a thing, which she declined, wouldn't make eye contact with him at all, and sat exactly as far away on the couch from him as she possibly could. But now this KellyAnne revelation. It's like they throw him some sympathy ****s while they're in between guys who aren't tiny and act like needy puppies all the time.