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Old 07-28-2010, 06:19 PM   #1
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Rick Pitino - The Usain Bolt of sex

From Pitino's testimony today in Federal Court



Pitino testifies that Sypher demanded 5.5 million dollars, the amount raised by Daniel Pitino Foundation, bc "she had lost a child too"

Pitino says on night at Porcinis, "I could not drive but I was totally coherent"

Pitino said "she opened up my pants and asked if I had a condom." He said no and then "she said u have to pull out bc I am fertile"

Pitino said entire sexual encounter with Sypher "took less than 15 seconds"
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:22 PM   #2
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:22 PM   #3
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well done, ricko
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:24 PM   #4
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Don't know what's so special - Usian did it in 9.58
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:38 PM   #5
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:54 PM   #6
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15 seconds is a long time.
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:02 PM   #7
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what a mind

what a coach

what a man
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:03 PM   #8
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Re: Rick Pitino - The Usain Bolt of sex

Maybe he got cold feet?

Maybe his conscience wouldn't let him go through with it?

Maybe someone walked in on them?

Whatever the case may be, the answers will surely be coming quickly.
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:03 PM   #9
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or maybe his wife stopped ****ing him and he didn't fap it that day?
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:13 PM   #10
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Whatever the case may be, the answers will surely be coming quickly.
lolz
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:41 PM   #11
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Maybe someone walked in on them?
Larry Bird isnít walking through that door. Robert Parrish isnít walking through that door. Kevin Mchale isnít walking through that door.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:43 PM   #12
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Larry Bird isnít walking through that door. Robert Parrish isnít walking through that door. Kevin Mchale isnít walking through that door.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:52 PM   #13
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Larry Bird isnít walking through that door. Robert Parrish isnít walking through that door. Kevin Mchale isnít walking through that door.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:53 PM   #14
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Mittens for POTY

5 star thread.
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:23 AM   #15
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lol I wonder why the hell he even said that. if he needed to answer the question of how long it lasted, why not say less than 5 minutes or something? still the truth but isn't 15 second epic.
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:28 AM   #16
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hes a busy guy .thats what you have to do.pump' pump' pass
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:30 AM   #17
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we had to calm ourselves down

get back into our game
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:31 AM   #18
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[ ] usain bolt of sex
[x] slow running high school girl of sex
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:34 AM   #19
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At least he beat the shot clock...
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Old 07-29-2010, 03:24 AM   #20
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no human being could get off in 15s inside that dirty old snatch of hers
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Old 07-29-2010, 03:27 AM   #21
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this thread is full of win... isn't walking through that door and beat the shot clock are gold...
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:21 PM   #22
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..attorney asks how could she have become pregnant then if he did not ejaculate. Pitino testifies, "I did, down my leg."


And the hilarity continues.
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:34 PM   #23
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lol 2 pump chump
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:37 PM   #24
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Ricky Three Pumps
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:08 PM   #25
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If there isn't a 15 seconds chant at every UL away game this year, I'll be very disappointed.
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