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Originally Posted by metaname2
NFL: Every time a team punts, its head coach must remove an item of clothing.
After every NFL game, the head coach must sign documents provided by math nerds that show the negative WPA of every punt and every other stupid decision they made. He must sign these documents and present them to the media after the game and explain his thoughts during the game, and why his math is so wrong, and what he plans to do about fixing how wrong he is.
These signed documents are then uploaded in PDF form and are available to the public, on the team's website.
If the head coach fails to sign the documents or explain each line item to the media, his game check is donated 50% to the math nerds (ohhhh boy it would really grind their gears to give those math nerds money!) and the other 50% is put into some fund that is then paid back to the fans at the end of the year.