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09-11-2007 , 04:43 AM

The Demotivator

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the david wells/john daly of football finally gets his chance to shine

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how can this not be the greatest thing ever?

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09-11-2007 , 05:15 AM

kickabuck

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It'll be fun to watch to see how he does for sure. Although I was not happy seeing him use his 285 lbs. to slide short of the first down marker on fourth down at the end of the Dallas game, as opposed to going all out. Hopefully it was just brainlock and not indicative of his temperament.

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09-11-2007 , 06:12 AM

Wondercall

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The pillsbury throwboy himself. This will be great to watch.

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09-11-2007 , 06:21 AM

Franchise 60

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[censored] this thread.

Eli will be back for skins game, mark it down.

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09-11-2007 , 07:51 AM

dlk9s

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I prefer to think of him as the William Perry of quarterbacks.

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09-11-2007 , 11:12 AM

Triumph36

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I prefer to think of him as the William Perry of quarterbacks.

William Perry was actually a good player. Better to think of him as the uhh.. Ted Washington? Aaron Gibson?

I was really pissed that the 280 pound guy started sliding around. It should be interesting.

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09-11-2007 , 12:23 PM

Degenerasian

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J-Lo gogogogoogogogo

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09-11-2007 , 01:12 PM

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

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O/U 175 yds vs. Green Bay Packers

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09-11-2007 , 01:16 PM

TheNoodleMan

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I prefer to think of him as the William Perry of quarterbacks.

The Bears tried to have Perry throw a pass in SB XX, he was sacked.

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09-11-2007 , 01:20 PM

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nutshot2

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O/U 175 yds vs. Green Bay Packers

way under

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09-11-2007 , 01:37 PM

#11

CharlieDontSurf

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Is he really that awful?

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09-11-2007 , 01:39 PM

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Triumph36

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O/U 175 yds vs. Green Bay Packers

way under

i'm willing to set a new line at 135 yards and book a bet on the over as long as we can find someone to escrow on a poker site?

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09-11-2007 , 01:50 PM

#13

nutshot2

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 48,742

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O/U 175 yds vs. Green Bay Packers

way under

i'm willing to set a new line at 135 yards and book a bet on the over as long as we can find someone to escrow on a poker site?

135 =/= 175

but either way i don't feel confident enough to book a bet on it. their running game sucks too, so he may have to throw for 150 out of necessity and accident

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09-11-2007 , 03:26 PM

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Vyse

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William Perry was actually a good player. Better to think of him as the uhh.. Ted Washington? Aaron Gibson?

^ They were both once good as well, esp Washington

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09-11-2007 , 04:19 PM

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DemonDeac

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at least 3 picks for the hefty lefty on Sunday

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09-11-2007 , 04:22 PM

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Triumph36

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O/U 175 yds vs. Green Bay Packers

way under

i'm willing to set a new line at 135 yards and book a bet on the over as long as we can find someone to escrow on a poker site?

135 =/= 175

but either way i don't feel confident enough to book a bet on it. their running game sucks too, so he may have to throw for 150 out of necessity and accident

last time i checked, 135 is 'way under' 175. new line at 150?

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09-11-2007 , 04:54 PM

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gfxhjk

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32 for 33 412 yards 5 TD's, 1 rush TD are my predictions

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09-11-2007 , 05:10 PM

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SomethingClever

Gorilla Killa

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In all seriousness, should I bench Plaxico?

My other receivers are

Colston
Fitzgerald
Calvin Johnson
Bernard Berrian
Braylon Edwards

Also, Pillsbury Throwboy is BY FAR the best nickname I've ever heard.

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09-11-2007 , 05:14 PM

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CharlieDontSurf

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Throwboy or JP Losman vs. Pittsburgh...those are my options

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09-11-2007 , 05:19 PM

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mmbt0ne

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SC,

You aren't implying that you started Plaxico over CJ in the first place are you?

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09-11-2007 , 05:20 PM

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SomethingClever

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SC,

You aren't implying that you started Plaxico over CJ in the first place are you?

Actually they were both on the bench and I played Colston and Larry Fitzgerald.

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09-11-2007 , 05:27 PM

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Triumph36

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clever:

you in a 2 team league?

yes obviously bench plax

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09-11-2007 , 05:29 PM

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SomethingClever

Gorilla Killa

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clever:

you in a 2 team league?

yes obviously bench plax

6 team ldo.

fckkkkkkkkkkkkk i hate benching guys who scored 34 points last week

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09-11-2007 , 06:49 PM

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PokerFink

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I, for one, am excited for the Pillsbury Throwboy Era (zomg great nickname).

I just hope he is still in there when the Eagles come to town in Week 4. Hopefully Freak doesn't blow out his knee trying to sack the guy.