France destroys the EUROfootball according to everyone with a brain but the EUROsynth race has been wide open for ~30 years



Overview of the Eurosynth powerhouses



Italy: A never ending well of the good stuff, they're Italy after all





Germany: Contrary to their brand of football their synth game is flamboyant





England: Contrary to their disgusting food and football irrelevance their synth game is elite





Holland: They have this gift for triggering feminists in their videos. Thank you Holland.





Belgium: They're sort of French, sort of Dutch. Synth game is sort of elite.





Spain: No boring sideways passes here, just liquid synth





France: Best for last imho ainec





From these pixels you can tell the European civilization peaked right before the Maastricht treaty, then nosedived. Coincidence? i don't think so


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France will kick German butts at football on June the 15th to anyones delight, should be some games before and after that.

England are second favourites (lololololol). They'll win their group, have to play second place in the France/Germany/Portugal group and lose straight away, book it

Based on recent results: USA >>> Mexico >>> Germany

Beating the Germans is nothing special anymore.

Can't be. They'll beat Portugal which will convince the country it's coming home before bottling it in a later round, preferably against Scotland in the quarters/semis.

It's coming home therefore any further discussion is irrelevant, lock the thread.

Come on Winlandia!



Any fantasy leagues or other small games running?

Fyp

Lolengland

The athletic betting guide is good.

Have Hungary and North Macedonia lowest scorers, doubt either get a goal.
Hungary 0 points is +135

Italy, Spain, Dutch to win their groups.

EURO 2021 Avatar Request Thread

Excellent OP

I'm running a gambling game for my friends.

Basically a calcutta but instead of auctioning teams, I have just set a price for each team and we will take turns drafting them.

The total prizepool is $1,000 and the payouts are as follows.

OVERALL CHAMP: $200
R/UP: $50
S/Finalist who loses to champ: $50
Q/Finalist who loses to champ: $50
R16er who loses to champ: $50
Worst overall team group stage: (pts/GD/Goals score tiebreaker) $100

Remaining $500 is split evenly among every goal scored (shooutouts obv not counting). If 100 goals are scored for the tournament, every goal is worth $5 to each team. If 200 goals are scored its $2.50 per goal etc... 2016 was 108 goals so $4.62 per goal.

PRICES

Belgium $100
France $100
England $100
Spain $90
Germany $90
Italy $70
Portugal $70
Netherlands $50
Croatia $40
Denmark $30
Wales $25
Sweden $25
Poland $25
Turkey $20
Switzerland $20
Russia $20
Austria $20
Finland $15
North Mac $15
Ukraine $15
Scotland $15
Czech Rep $15
Slovakia $15
Hungary $15

Results from 2016 were (I retrospectively gave teams a price based on betting odds at the time)

wow LA FRANCE

Great OP but can this please represent us instead thanks



(check that technique at 1:55 btw)

Fox the Fox is uber high on my playlists and i didn't even knew they were dutch.


Can we settle for this instead? We demand Dutch on feminist violence, you are our last line of defense.

The official euros song:



I'm sorry to do this to all of you but I had to hear it, and what does misery love?

You're lucky i'm no mod, jfc

I voted England, but only to spite whoever set the poll up without a "not England" option.

24h to go!

Wales (NAP)

Also feeling Poland as a back-to-lay.

I'll be happy with any result except an england win.

In for pools

I feel bad for not putting Portugal in the poll but instead of hammering keys like everybodyelse they just sing sad songs while facing the ocean.

BORING

You can almost set your watch to a French internal implosion at least once every 3 tourneys

According to L'Equipe M'Bappé tried to stab Giroud with a fork during breakfast and shouted "VA TE FAIRE ENCULER SALE FILS DE PUTE".