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NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2015 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2015
View Poll Results: Who will win the Stanley Cup?
New York Rangers
14 11.02%
Ottawa Senators
8 6.30%
Chicago Blackhawks
27 21.26%
Minnesota Wild
12 9.45%
St. Louis Blues
8 6.30%
Montreal Canadiens
10 7.87%
Winnipeg Jets
1 0.79%
Tampa Bay Lightning
10 7.87%
WANGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16 12.60%
Other aka Nashville or Anaheim
21 16.54%

05-12-2015 , 11:22 PM
nobody cares about french anymore

our finance minister is delivering the budget speech in english in the national assembly, our premier is giving speeches abroad without uttering a single french word, our "commissioner of official languages" is proposing complete assimilation of the canadian french speakers and the people of quebec are like "meh, gotta hear both sides".

habs could hire mordecai richler to coach and as long as he benches plekanec (apparently everything is always his fault), the good people of quebec (j/k we dumb) would celebrate
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05-12-2015 , 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by nutshot2
Winnipeg
Ottawa
Vancouver
Calgary
Montreal

Canada golfin' before the conference finals despite having 5 of the 16 participants
12 American teams golfin' before the playoffs despite having 23 of the 30 participants
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05-12-2015 , 11:49 PM
Ruined it
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05-13-2015 , 12:04 AM
There is literally a 100.00% chance that an AMERICAN team will lift Lord Stanley's Cup.

Checkmate
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05-13-2015 , 12:28 AM
worst day of the year by far, bad poker day now this ****, ****.

least nobody died in my family i guess

will root for the bolts for the cup. honestly I was dreading playing tampa instead of detroit and they kind of disappointed me in their play, but they still won. At least they deserved the last game (and probably second).


proud of the habs they showed a ****ton of heart in both series, Markov slowed down a LOTTTT and I'm terrified of what the team will look like if Petry doesnt resign and markov is on the brink of retiring/notbeingtop4worthy.

Price
Gallagher
Pacioretty
Subban

Everything else is in the air to move or change imo, even plekanec.
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05-13-2015 , 12:31 AM
Bet money on the bolts at 14:1 and the habs are gone. Good day
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05-13-2015 , 01:06 AM
Four of the five Canadian teams that made the playoffs were not even expected to make the playoffs. But yeah, LOL Canada!
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05-13-2015 , 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by nutshot2
There is literally a 100.00% chance that an AMERICAN team will lift Lord Stanley's Cup.

Checkmate
There is a 100% chance more Canadians will have their name engraved on Lord Stanley's Cup sir.

#therealcheckmate
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05-13-2015 , 01:22 AM
Good on you guys for taking the bait on this yet again. Can't teach an old dog new tricks.

True American RYAN MCDONAGH will be lifting the Cup in June
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05-13-2015 , 01:26 AM
Canadier J Toes will hoist ye cup

Again
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05-13-2015 , 01:59 AM
Great result on a great night. The only thing that could top this would be if the Habs fired MIKE and brought back Mario Tremblay.
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05-13-2015 , 02:02 AM
would be good tv to watch him try not to call subban and dsp n-words every postgame
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05-13-2015 , 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by nutshot2
Good on you guys for taking the bait on this yet again. Can't teach an old dog new tricks.

True American RYAN MCDONAGH will be lifting the Cup in June
Is he Jonathan Toews butler?
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05-13-2015 , 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Kirbynator
worst day of the year by far, bad poker day now this ****, ****.
you playing the scoops? shipping one should ease the pain
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05-13-2015 , 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by quarantined
Is he Jonathan Toews butler?
It's ok man. The Habs will be relevant again one day. I know it hurts right now. But you can get through it
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05-13-2015 , 06:40 AM
Habs mini comeback was just enough to keep coach Mike. It's all good in the hood
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05-13-2015 , 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mendess
Bet money on the bolts at 14:1 and the habs are gone. Good day
Bet on em two hours late only got 10:1
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05-13-2015 , 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by nutshot2
Good on you guys for taking the bait on this yet again. Can't teach an old dog new tricks.

True American RYAN MCDONAGH will be lifting the Cup in June
Literally 0% chance

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05-13-2015 , 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by The Financier
Please un-ban Uhaul, he needs to run his mouth.
I appreciate the thoughts, sir. All trash talk is, of course, in good fun.

My comment about Adams bets are a direct result of him being more ignorant towards me directly, so I did fire back. To be perfectly honest, those were terrible, terrible bets, but I didn't need to be a jerk (for lack of a better uncensored word) about it.

I don't want to get temp banned again, so doubtful you will see much color commentary.

That being said, I guarantee victory tonight

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05-13-2015 , 10:36 AM
Prediction for tonight- the holtby floodgates literally open.

5 minutes into the game, still no score. Kreider pounces on a loose puck, uses his blazing speed to get a breakaway. He shoots the puck past holtby into the net for a goal. Immediately after releasing the puck, he loses an edge and crashes into holtby. The resulting collision is so fierce that it tears a hole in the space-time continuum. A wormhole to the bottom of the pacific ocean opens up in holtby's chest, begins filling MSG with tons of seawater, and eventually drowns everyone in attendance.

Final score:
Rangers 1
Caps 0

Total deaths: 25,471
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05-13-2015 , 11:54 AM
Hahahaha
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05-13-2015 , 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ShimmyBasis
Prediction for tonight- the holtby floodgates literally open.

5 minutes into the game, still no score. Kreider pounces on a loose puck, uses his blazing speed to get a breakaway. He shoots the puck past holtby into the net for a goal. Immediately after releasing the puck, he loses an edge and crashes into holtby. The resulting collision is so fierce that it tears a hole in the space-time continuum. A wormhole to the bottom of the pacific ocean opens up in holtby's chest, begins filling MSG with tons of seawater, and eventually drowns everyone in attendance.

Final score:
Rangers 1
Caps 0

Total deaths: 25,471
"You're hilarious"
- no one, ever


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05-13-2015 , 12:10 PM
Think I've had about enough of UHaul again
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05-13-2015 , 12:22 PM
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Why is this, exactly?

#imback #DunnoWhy #capsin7
He's back!

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Literally 0% chance

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Yes!

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Originally Posted by UHaul
I appreciate the thoughts, sir. All trash talk is, of course, in good fun.

My comment about Adams bets are a direct result of him being more ignorant towards me directly, so I did fire back. To be perfectly honest, those were terrible, terrible bets, but I didn't need to be a jerk (for lack of a better uncensored word) about it.

I don't want to get temp banned again, so doubtful you will see much color commentary.

That being said, I guarantee victory tonight

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Yes!

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Originally Posted by ShimmyBasis
Prediction for tonight- the holtby floodgates literally open.

5 minutes into the game, still no score. Kreider pounces on a loose puck, uses his blazing speed to get a breakaway. He shoots the puck past holtby into the net for a goal. Immediately after releasing the puck, he loses an edge and crashes into holtby. The resulting collision is so fierce that it tears a hole in the space-time continuum. A wormhole to the bottom of the pacific ocean opens up in holtby's chest, begins filling MSG with tons of seawater, and eventually drowns everyone in attendance.

Final score:
Rangers 1
Caps 0

Total deaths: 25,471
I'm slightly for this and massively against this. I'm for the goal, not in for me dying however.

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"You're hilarious"
- no one, ever


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Thank you for your contributions to the hockey gods.
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05-13-2015 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The Financier
He's back!



Yes!



Yes!



I'm slightly for this and massively against this. I'm for the goal, not in for me dying however.



Thank you for your contributions to the hockey gods.
The rangers have fought hard, and Hank has stood on his head. Good luck to the rangers

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