College or pro, US or foreign

I'll start:

1. Notre Dame football
2. St. Louis Cardinals
3. Chicago White Sox
4. Detroit Pistons
5. Detroit Red Wings

https://youtu.be/s0noXR1B3Bc?t=49

Montreal Canadiens (because as a kid they always won)
Notre Dame - Just because..(own Tv contract..too cool to join a conference)
New York Yankees - see Montreal Canadiens
New England Patriots
Pittsburgh Steelers

Alabama football
Texas A&M football
Man City
Barcelona
whichever team Lebron decides to teamhop to

Wednesday
Chefs
Broncos
Stealers
Leeds

Cubs
Cubs
Cubs
Cubs
Cubs

Warriors
Celtics
Michigan St
Steelers
Bama football

Canadiens
Yankees
Broncos
Lakers
Mexico NT

lol

I'll go with

The NE Patriots
The NE Patriots
The NE Patriots
The US Men's National Soccer Team(continual posers decade after decade)
The Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters(I mean stop fighting ham, u dumb motherf*ckers)

UConn
Yankees
Arsenal
Chelsea
BC (NE college rivalries are weird)

sparty
white sox
red sawx (would be ok w/o dropkick murphy's)
lions (gave me ptsd)
pistons

All 4 Boston teams and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Redsox
Patriots
Bruins
Celtics
euro ryder cup

1. New York Yankees. Not only did they terrorize the 90s and early 00s with their endless championships. Not only did growing up in South Florida surrounded by "diehard fans" that have never been to New York make me miserable. I then had to endur YEAH JEETS taking over my baseball team and trading Yelich, Ozuna, and Realmuto for Lewis Brinson and a charms blowpop. ****ing hate them.


2. Penn State Football. It's a cult. I don't need to go into why. Bonus points for somehow acting like ****ing victims for people hating you for the things you're ok with in order to win a few football games.


3. Notre Dame Football. Rip declan. Always massively overrated because old ass journalists like to relieve their youth. Refuse to play in a conference but somehow never gets punished for it unlike countless of other teams. Annoying and delusional fanbase.


4. Steelers. Their pride and joy is a rapist. Their coach is a moron that almost trips players running down the sideline. They are consistently dirty. The cheap shot on Palmer got them a super bowl. **** bill cowhers chin too.


5. Houston Rockets. Chris Paul is a ball punching *****. Their entire team strategy is to jump into other players and hope to draw fouls. Complained for a year about how they would have won the title if Chris Paul wasn't hurt, then got their ass beat by a Durantless Warriors. It gave me great joy to see them fail over and over when they thought they were close.

All love; no hate

Player haters ball.

Chiefs
Phillip Rivers
Patriots
Steelers
St. Louis cardinals


Honorable mention: as said, Lebrons current team

I have a theory that you can tell the age of someone by whether they hate notre dame football or Bama football. I was born in 1990 and notre dame has never been good in my life. it's still fun to lol at them whenever they inevitably get stomped in a big bowl game but I have no real reason to hate them. Bama on the other hand...

**** the cowboys and their forever undeserved popularity. They haven't been particularly relevant for over 20 years. Their owner would laugh with his buddies about stealing your last dime. And alas, they are from Texas.

I concur with all of these, being from Indiana the Notre dame craze is pretty ridiculous. Mantei Tao haha.

Chris paul-yep

Don't forget about Hines Ward. You think Cuba Gooding based his performance on him? Jerome Bettis, James Harrison....list goes on

New England Patriots
Boston Red Sox
Boston Celtics
Boston Bruins
Mark Wahlberg

this thread sustains me

Georgia- You ever seen a grown man bark at you as you walk by?
Florida st- Trashy. Obnoxious chant.
Notre Dame- Holier than thou attitude is annoying considering they killed someone
Ohio St- **** Urban Meyer
New England Patriots- looking forward to Brady and Belichiks retirement

Notre Dame
Alabama
LSU
Cowboys
Patriots

I could go on and on--and without touching any sport other than football.

Zion must've really rubbed off on people for no one to mention DOOK yet.

New England Patriots -- wish they were Ned, are Tywin
Notre Dame -- wish they were the High Sparrow, are Meryn Trant
Liverpool fans in USA -- wish they were Ramsey, are Olly
Arsenal -- wish they were Ramsey, are Ramsey
Green Bay Packers -- wish they were the Night King, are Hotpie