All this gimmick n' .gif bull**** almost makes me happy I'll miss the playoffs. Almost.

From a Flames message board, posted about 10 minutes ago:

Somebody kill me.

no I am actually not a gimmick account.. I am actually a leaf fan.. a die hard leaf fan to be more exact, I hate the habs, Wings, Sens and the capitals... Oh i hate the canucks too but not as much as the teams i listed above

Smartest guy in the thread.

oh god people think we leaf fans are nuts.. Flame fans are ******ed... tell you what.. Lets trade Iginla for Mikial Giveawayoski?
i know the flames are keen on taking our crap for good players... Remember the gilmour trade LOL and most recently the Phaneuf trade... LOL

wtf did the Capitals ever do to you?

I dunno why they are in the National HOCKEY League when the sport they play is more similar to "four AAA kids run around and ruin some 9 year olds' street hockey game" aka no system, no control, just some talented dumbasses who think they run the show.

How many goals has Phaneuf scored for you so far? Zero? Oh, but he had a good finish to the season, right?

No kidding. Confirmed gimmick, list of hates doesn't include Philly/Montreal like it should.

Hey guys, I have a fun game. FIND WHAT DOESN'T BELONG!!

Tom Barasso
Patrick Roy
Mike Richter
Martin Brodeur
Chris Osgood
Mike Vernon
Ed Belfour
Dominic Hasek
Nikolai Khabiboulin
Cam Ward
J.S. Giguere
Marc Andre Fleury
Semeon Varlamov

This is a really tough game btw.

I wasn't aware that "the habs" were not Montreal.

So, um...... hey when's Wrane gonna reveal the rest of the Sheep answers?

I don't speak French, so I wouldn't know.

nothing i just hate everything about them.. the capitals and their pathetic fans dont deserve a good team... If it wasn't for ovechkin; capitals home games would look like Phoenix's home game where 50 people show up... I would much rather have the capitals move to a canadian city like Halifax or something..where the game is appreciated regardless of how the team is preforming... you wanna see real fans? look no further than Toronto.. Our team has sucked Horse **** for the last 5 seasons.. yet The entire city still loves the leafs. WE ARE REAL FANS, unlike you clowns south of the border. Remember when Washington had Jagr on their team and was going through one of the worst seasons in NHL history? i remember the capitals home games were like Ghost towns.. This is why I hate teams like Coyotes, Thrashers, Capitals, Stars, and the Ducks... these cities and their fans are UNWORTHY of a hockey team let alone the holy grail of hockey.. Lord Stanley.

Also I think Ovechkin is a pussy typical euro trash who vanishes during important games.. don't believe me? remember last year in the playoffs against The penguins? or more recently in the Olympics against Canada? ovechkin didn't want to play defense he along side ever Russian forward was waiting for the puck to come to their sticks so they could deke their way and score.. I loved how that worked out didn't you? Bottom line Oveckin may be good in the regular season but he is a no show in the playoffs.. Thus he is overhyped. Sidney Crosby is a great player.. you can count on him to show up when his team needs him most.. Hell Crosby responded when His country needed him most...

The playoffs are what separate the Great form the good. Ovechkin is Good.. Crosby is Great.

Bob Cole announcing the first game, my favorite! LOL JOEY KOCUR SCORES THE FIRST GOAL, GTFO CAPS.

Yzerman to Lidstrom, two zip! Cue shot of Ron Wilson looking clueless on how to stop the onslaught. At least he's not as fat and annoying as Boudreau.

Osgood making some sick saves. Dude is a flat out winner. Caps getting dominated so they try to cheapshot Yzerman, stay classy Washington.

Ugh, Osgood gives up a softy to Zednik, what a joke. Oh well, he robs Juneau a couple times afterwards. Wings still dominatng though, and they eventually hold on despite not getting the empty net goal. 2-1 Wings.

Varlamov who has never appeared in the Cup finals/playoffs

i don't speak french either... its kind of a known fact that Montreal is refereed to as the habs... just like the islanders are referred to as the Isles.

why does the NHL stat leaders page have Andrew Brunette as #1 in pts, Knuble #1 in goals?

WADE. BELAK.

This is the official rock bottom for this thread

how did hagman and stajan help your playoff march??

Phaneuf may not have scored but Scoring goals is not expected from him..

Last i checked Phaneuf isnt a scoring D man.... Hagman and Stajan actually are supposed to contribute offensively... I love the job they did in Calgary... Look on the bright side.. Ignla will get to captain our team in the World championship...

no chance, its not even playoffs yet....