Join Date: Jul 2012
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Welcome to the thread. There has been a distinct lack of appreciation from the forum for my Free Money selections. Note the random capitalization: this tilts the **** out of me when Trump does it. Speaking of Trump, he doesn't pay any taxes. TAX CAPITAL, NOT LABOR.
Bills at Texans -10
Bill O'Brien is an absolute embarrassment. I know nobody watches their games because why the hell would you, but their clock management, play calling etc. are absolutely awful. There is nothing to say about the Bills.
Seahawks vs. Raiders +3 in London
Love the over here. These teams both suck, especially on defense. This is your weekly reminder that Pete Carrol is an enormous piece of **** who thinks white supremacist asshat Jordan Peterson knows what he's talking about. The greatest thing Charlie Weis ever did was call him out for the coed in an apartment in Malibu.
Bears at Dolphins +7
This line opened at 3 and is now somehow 7. I don't get it. I liked Miami at 3. Does the world not realize that MITCH is a below average QB? The Dolphins are always underrated in betting markets because they're boring as hell.
Steelers at Bengals -1.5
Time for a "public" handicap. Andy Dalton sucks. He sucks the most in important games. Beyond that, their record does not reflect their performance. Look for some Steeler ref rig gage in this one too. Bonus excitement likely from Skyline Chilly, an under the radar complete moron on game day.
Colts at Jets -2
Talk about an overreaction to one week, the Jets are awful. Quietly, Andrew Luck is fantastic. His receivers are admittedly terrible, but their run defense is great and the Jets can't do **** on offense without a run game. Also, the world seems to just passively accept the "Darnold is good" line. He isn't.
Panthers at Redskins +1.5
Normally you want to bet on teams that get embarrassed on national TV the week before. This assumes the team in question has pride, which is decidedly not the case here. Bet Carolina.
Cardinals at Vikings -10
Aint nobody got time to watch Cardinals games. Is Rosen any good?
Chargers at Browns Pick
The Browns kicking situation is infuriating. I can kind of forgive the first guy sucking, whatever. But then they pull a guy off the street who sucked in college and continues to suck now? They're going to lose at least one more game because of this clown show.
Bucs at Falcons -3
This line implies the teams are even on a neutral field. They aren't. Falcons, free money. Just realized I have absolutely no clue who coaches the Bucs.
Rams at Broncos +7
I don't get the hype re: Sean McVay's girlfriend. I also don't get the hype about Case Keenum not being terrible. That said, take the points here, Rams are guaranteed to be flat. Would you care in their shoes here?
Jags at Cowboys +3.5
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
Ravens at Titans +3
Great spot for BERT to throw 3 or 4 picks. Mike Vrabel is...a great coach who gets very little credit, apparently?
Chiefs at Pats -3.5
BB is 66% vs. the spread in his career. That's incredible.
Enjoy the action.
