Good morning to all. Week is off to a fantastic start with FAT MIKE doing his thing. "We played the numbers" is absolutely perfect, what a ****ing moron. He's been doing this **** for over a decade now. Lest any of you have any sympathy for this fat piece of ****, recall his response to being asked about signing Kapernick when Godgers got hurt and they predictably started losing every game:

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/10/mik...on-rodgers-nfl

LOOOOOOL ok bud. On to Sunday's games:

Cowboys at Falcons -3

Would like to thank the Eagles for ****ting all over themselves and saving Clapper Chilly's job. Knowing absolutely nothing about Jerry Jones' kids, I'm betting they are insufferable, entitled fail sons roughly equivalent to Don Jr. Thinking about NFL owners is depressing. I bet the Falcons here. Expect late game hilarity from two of the absolute worst in game coaches around.

Tampa at NY Giants -2.5

Tampa only half a point better on a neutral field? Nope. Watching Shurmur on the sidelines, I think he is as surprised as we are that he has the job. Eli has completely quit, and why not? He gets paid $1 million per game for this garbage, what a country.

Panthers at Lions +4.5

How many weeks in a row are the Lions going to disappear like a triple cheeseburger within Male Ina Garten's arm radius before the odds makers adjust? They are atrocious. Stafford gets sacked like 1/3 of his drop backs. For more infuriating NFL owner excitement, check out the Lions situation. Reminder: Jerry Richardson had to sell the Panthers after it became common knowledge that he was a sexual harasser and enormous racist. Which was already common knowledge?

Bengals at Ravens (Off the Board)

The whole Lamar Jackson thing, like that guy in New Orleans who does the same thing, seems stupid. Apparently he might not play either, no way I'm looking up who their 3rd stringer is. Speaking of racists, Mike Brown is a miserable human who said Obama couldn't have written his own book because...well, because Mike Brown is a deplorable, miserable scumbag.

Titans at Colts -1

Been saying it all year, Mike Vrabel is a top 5 coach. Look at this garbage roster he keeps winning games with. Not this week. Check Luck's stats, dude has been incredible this year and their offensive line is actually protecting him for once. Colts stadium looks absolutely terrible, which fits because Indianapolis as a whole is absolutely terrible.

Steelers at Jags +6

The Steelers have played well three games in a row. That's like a franchise record during my lifetime, they seems long overdue to **** the bed. The hard bets to make are often the best ones. I know you don't want to bet with BORT, neither do I, but its like eating broccoli. You just do it.

Texans at Redskins +3

Everything about the Redskins is boring. Their ****ty stadium, ****ty dump off machine QB, ****ty coach, ****ty owner, ****ty fans, ****ty performance every year, they suck as a franchise. Are they still claiming to have a season ticket waitlist despite the stadium being like 2/3 full every week?

As an aside, who is going to NFL games? Why?

Broncos at Chargers -7

Denver away from home is a license to print currency. Meanwhile, the Chargers are back in Marty Mode - quietly steamrolling terrible teams en route to becoming massively overrated. I recently drove by their "home" stadium; it is absolutely laughable.

Raiders at Cardinals Who Cares

Eagles at Saints -9

What happens to this franchise when Gayle Benson dies? She doesn't have any kids. I have no understanding of why Philly sucks so much but I haven't heard much about Jason Peters' decline. He is getting abused.

Vikings at Bears -3

Best bet of the week here on the Vikings. Even on a neutral field? Please.

Enjoy.

Bro RG3 is the 3rd string QB

Great Raiders writeup

Ravens are -4 btw, some of us have bookies that won't go into hiding when Flacbert gets injured

utterly costless. eagles should be faves

I'm holding on until Riverman takes the Saints ML

Eagles starting all backup CBs. What could go wrong?

Stack Wentz like a mofo.

I think the Bears handle their bizznizz.

Eagles ML lock city.

Why?

In for Lamar

I greatly appreciate the OPs every week, dth.

Will anyone outdo FAT MIKE today?

Early games seem like aids.

I just can’t get over “I’ve got 2 years invested in Joe Callahan.” Bwahahahaha what an imbecile.

I'd take the PHI and 8.5 - I think they'll make a last gasp to save their season.

In for the start of the Lamar Jackson era

Looking forward to either Lamar Jackson starting a QB controversy or being booed off the field

3 TDs total, over 50 rushing yards

all you guys picking the Eagles
I want to believe


SCOTT ME

Good set of games today.

Indy -1.5
Pitt -4.5
Minn +2.5

I'm here to LOL at somebody

Legooo

My body is ready

for more Lions WIL that is

Texans Titans Steelers Panthers Bengals Raiders Bankers

julolio