NFL Week 1 Gameday Thread Highlights
09-09-2014
, 12:56 AM
It's that time again. I try to gather most of the best posts from the Gameday thread and post them here. I will quote myself too many times and be made fun of for doing so. Anyway here are highlights from SEA-GB:
I'm always trying to make these smaller if possible. This represents 4.6% of the posts made in the thread:
I'm always trying to make these smaller if possible. This represents 4.6% of the posts made in the thread:
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Well folks its here, time for the 2014 NFL football season to kick off. We start with a rematch of the greatest theft since Richard Sherman stole all the adderall from the Stanford PED clinics: Green Bay Packers verse Seattle Cheathawks part II:
First, the good guys:
Aaron Rogers
This guy is the greatest Quarter Back literally in the game of football. He can make all the NFL Throws and leads his offense to greater and greater hieghts with each passing season
Jordy Nelson
The pinnacle of Midwestern values this guy is the hardest-working, most intelligent receiver with Deceptive speed in the NFL at this time. Any father would be proud to give away his daughter’s maidenhead to a Wide Receiver of such high character and grit.
John Kuhn
Does all the little things you want in a Football player such as throw bone crushing blocks and run for goal line touch downs. Every team wants a fullback who’s such a team player.
Mike McCarthy
A offensive genius he sometimes get’s a little conservative by sending out the Placekicker or not throwing the ball enough. Folks, we could use a little more of a conservative mindset in this country and Mike is one of the best coach’s in the league In My Opinion. Lets hope he coaches for another ten years.
I could go on.. but I think its unnecessary because as you can see, this is truely Americas team.
Now, the cheaters:
Richard “Dick” Sherman
You will not find a more classless thug in the entire league. Hey Dick I hope all that adderall wont make you to jumpy or you might hold on every play instead of 95%. Has stupid hair.
Kam Chancellor
Cheap shot artist as the above moving image portrays
Earl Thomas
Overrated safety who get’s burned by shifty Running Backs worse than Cheat Carroll after a visit to the local College dormitory
Percy Harvin
Always injured, probably illiterate Receiver who gets headaches whenever he get’s breathed on.
Anyway folks you get the idea.
It will take place at Seattle where a bunch of dope smokers will try to have quiet conversations over the fake pumped in crowd noise of there cheating gimmick stadium where literally nobody wins except the Packers (because they really won the first game but the game was rigged you see).
LOL they play soccer there, I wonder if theyre fans even know what sport their going to after a session on the bong
Here are some attractive Cheathawks and Packers cheerleaders:
Now let us NFL
First, the good guys:
Aaron Rogers
This guy is the greatest Quarter Back literally in the game of football. He can make all the NFL Throws and leads his offense to greater and greater hieghts with each passing season
Jordy Nelson
The pinnacle of Midwestern values this guy is the hardest-working, most intelligent receiver with Deceptive speed in the NFL at this time. Any father would be proud to give away his daughter’s maidenhead to a Wide Receiver of such high character and grit.
John Kuhn
Does all the little things you want in a Football player such as throw bone crushing blocks and run for goal line touch downs. Every team wants a fullback who’s such a team player.
Mike McCarthy
A offensive genius he sometimes get’s a little conservative by sending out the Placekicker or not throwing the ball enough. Folks, we could use a little more of a conservative mindset in this country and Mike is one of the best coach’s in the league In My Opinion. Lets hope he coaches for another ten years.
I could go on.. but I think its unnecessary because as you can see, this is truely Americas team.
Now, the cheaters:
Richard “Dick” Sherman
You will not find a more classless thug in the entire league. Hey Dick I hope all that adderall wont make you to jumpy or you might hold on every play instead of 95%. Has stupid hair.
Kam Chancellor
Cheap shot artist as the above moving image portrays
Earl Thomas
Overrated safety who get’s burned by shifty Running Backs worse than Cheat Carroll after a visit to the local College dormitory
Percy Harvin
Always injured, probably illiterate Receiver who gets headaches whenever he get’s breathed on.
Anyway folks you get the idea.
It will take place at Seattle where a bunch of dope smokers will try to have quiet conversations over the fake pumped in crowd noise of there cheating gimmick stadium where literally nobody wins except the Packers (because they really won the first game but the game was rigged you see).
LOL they play soccer there, I wonder if theyre fans even know what sport their going to after a session on the bong
Here are some attractive Cheathawks and Packers cheerleaders:
Now let us NFL
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Pretty disgusted with myself that I'm so excited to watch a league that features obvious widespread drug abuse, rampant domestic violence, gun idiocy galore, 9 figure public money giveaways to billionaires, Roger Goodell and a decades long concussion scandal, but here we are.
Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 09-09-2014 at 01:03 AM.
09-09-2014
, 06:09 AM
09-09-2014
, 06:21 AM
09-09-2014
, 12:26 PM
Sunday early game highlights (~11.3% of content):
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ITS FINALLY BACK!!
THIS IS FINALLY BACK!!
The all important betting info!
Let the mouthing begin!
Godspeed!
THIS IS FINALLY BACK!!
Spoiler:
The all important betting info!
| Date & Time | Favorite | Line | Underdog | Total |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | New Orleans | -3 | At Atlanta | 51.5 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | At St. Louis | -3.5 | Minnesota | 43 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | At Pittsburgh | -7 | Cleveland | 41.5 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | At Philadelphia | -10.5 | Jacksonville | 52.5 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | At NY Jets | -5.5 | Oakland | 40 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | At Baltimore | -1.5 | Cincinnati | 42.5 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | At Chicago | -7 | Buffalo | 47 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | At Houston | -3 | Washington | 45 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | At Kansas City | -3 | Tennessee | 43.5 |
| 9/7 1:00 ET | New England | -4 | At Miami | 46.5 |
| 9/7 4:25 ET | At Tampa Bay | -2.5 | Carolina | 38 |
| 9/7 4:25 ET | San Francisco | -4.5 | At Dallas | 51.5 |
Let the mouthing begin!
Godspeed!
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UGH...you beat me. oh well.
Here's what I just put together for the early 1pm games.
Bovada lines @ 845am EST
Buf @ Chic
Min @ STL - 3.5 (+105)
N.O. @ Atl + 3 (+110)
Cle @ LOL -7 (-115)
Jax @ Phi -11 (-105)
Oak @ NYJ -5.5 (-110)
Cin @ Bal -1.5 (-110)
Was @ Hou -3 (-125)
Ten @ K.C. -3 (-125)
N.E. @ Mia +5 (-110)
My oh my oh my. I had a nice offseason this year. My wife and I are now expecting our first child in January. Never to be left out NFL players did newsworthy things with their significant others too.
A guy got busted for PED's when he just wanted to make it make it rain
This guy definitely knows where the weed is at.
Not to be outdone, an owner wanted to party too.
We needed a hero to save us like the last time there was a problem with an owner in a major American sports league.
Instead we got
Still, despite the WWE soap opera style drama that would make Vince throw a writer out of the room for being unrealistic, we are ready to commence the sport that I plan to never let my kid play.
This WR with a pudgier look than the 24 y/o frat boy who still drinks 5 nights a week, doesn't count his macros, and makes me ask the question, "DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?"
is actually really kinda good at catching a football. Have fun Bills
Minnesota has to be better this year. Even with a ****ty QB. Eventually Teddy Ballgame will take over, but until then they still have the all time leader of men in charge
What happens when neither team has a quarterback?
Hard Knocks visited Atlanta this year and we found out a rookie center believes he can fly
Two gingers got paid this offseason. The saints chose the right one
Cleveland and Manziel fans never cried so hard once they realized JFF is just a Kevin Sumlin system QB. Case Keenum, Manziel, and now
And then there is good old fashioned LOL. All they do is deliver.
Future STAR in this pic.
In a ultra amazing elite matchup of ineptitude one team has to win
We get the oakland RAAAAAIDaaaaaaaaaaahs
and the
The other team to sign a ginger also has people of its city not only eating this food, but now wearing it as a T-Shirt With pride
vs flacbert
I keep hearing bad things about Jay Gruden. Do you people not realize the *&^%$#$ BENGALS with a ginger QB just went to the playoffs 3 straight years with him as coordinator. Guy overcame Andy Dalton AND Marvin Lewis. He'll make RG3 look good again. Bank on it. Besides, we get to look at old family photos.
Good luck going up against these 2 beasts though
Did you guys know the chiefs gave up on Alex Smith and signed Steve Blake to a big contract?
New England's gonna win 12 games again this year. Ho hum.
Thank you Ryan Tannehill. Thank you. For making uploading pictures of women slightly more relevant.
Now if only #TheFappening ever hit the NFL WAG's. But...I'd never look at that because you know...it ain't right. But you can find all the pics if you just click
So boys, IT IS TIME. Yes, the first game was thursday, but football season never REALLY starts until the Redzone is banging out 3.5 hours of non-stop action with 9 1pm games smashed together. Is it the best slate of games? No, but who the f---- cares because it's redzone.
Here's what I just put together for the early 1pm games.
Bovada lines @ 845am EST
Buf @ Chic
Min @ STL - 3.5 (+105)
N.O. @ Atl + 3 (+110)
Cle @ LOL -7 (-115)
Jax @ Phi -11 (-105)
Oak @ NYJ -5.5 (-110)
Cin @ Bal -1.5 (-110)
Was @ Hou -3 (-125)
Ten @ K.C. -3 (-125)
N.E. @ Mia +5 (-110)
My oh my oh my. I had a nice offseason this year. My wife and I are now expecting our first child in January. Never to be left out NFL players did newsworthy things with their significant others too.
A guy got busted for PED's when he just wanted to make it make it rain
This guy definitely knows where the weed is at.
Not to be outdone, an owner wanted to party too.
We needed a hero to save us like the last time there was a problem with an owner in a major American sports league.
Instead we got
Still, despite the WWE soap opera style drama that would make Vince throw a writer out of the room for being unrealistic, we are ready to commence the sport that I plan to never let my kid play.
This WR with a pudgier look than the 24 y/o frat boy who still drinks 5 nights a week, doesn't count his macros, and makes me ask the question, "DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?"
is actually really kinda good at catching a football. Have fun Bills
Minnesota has to be better this year. Even with a ****ty QB. Eventually Teddy Ballgame will take over, but until then they still have the all time leader of men in charge
What happens when neither team has a quarterback?
Hard Knocks visited Atlanta this year and we found out a rookie center believes he can fly
Two gingers got paid this offseason. The saints chose the right one
Cleveland and Manziel fans never cried so hard once they realized JFF is just a Kevin Sumlin system QB. Case Keenum, Manziel, and now
And then there is good old fashioned LOL. All they do is deliver.
Future STAR in this pic.
In a ultra amazing elite matchup of ineptitude one team has to win
We get the oakland RAAAAAIDaaaaaaaaaaahs
and the
The other team to sign a ginger also has people of its city not only eating this food, but now wearing it as a T-Shirt With pride
vs flacbert
I keep hearing bad things about Jay Gruden. Do you people not realize the *&^%$#$ BENGALS with a ginger QB just went to the playoffs 3 straight years with him as coordinator. Guy overcame Andy Dalton AND Marvin Lewis. He'll make RG3 look good again. Bank on it. Besides, we get to look at old family photos.
Good luck going up against these 2 beasts though
Did you guys know the chiefs gave up on Alex Smith and signed Steve Blake to a big contract?
New England's gonna win 12 games again this year. Ho hum.
Thank you Ryan Tannehill. Thank you. For making uploading pictures of women slightly more relevant.
Now if only #TheFappening ever hit the NFL WAG's. But...I'd never look at that because you know...it ain't right. But you can find all the pics if you just click
Spoiler:
So boys, IT IS TIME. Yes, the first game was thursday, but football season never REALLY starts until the Redzone is banging out 3.5 hours of non-stop action with 9 1pm games smashed together. Is it the best slate of games? No, but who the f---- cares because it's redzone.
Spoiler:
Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 09-09-2014 at 12:40 PM.
09-10-2014
, 01:16 AM
Sunday afternoon highlights:
Oh yeah, there was 1 other game:
09-10-2014
, 12:39 PM
not ghana lie, i mostly just scan these to see if any of my posts made the cut
only got 1 in
i'll try to be better next week, friends
i like how the afternoon slate was just LOLROMOx100
only got 1 in
i'll try to be better next week, friends
i like how the afternoon slate was just LOLROMOx100
09-10-2014
, 01:03 PM
09-10-2014
, 02:42 PM
09-10-2014
, 02:55 PM
sometimes I read these with the NFL Prime Time music on in the background
PHB
PHB
09-11-2014
, 01:30 AM
SNF, Colts @ Broncos!
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Denver is hosting the Colts on SNF. I am excite.
First, the broadcast team:
I think she's still around:
Let's meet the 2014 Indy Colts!
Your coach:
Your owner:
Your QB, GOAT 2.0
butnahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Still, life isn't so bad as a Colts fan:
followed by ONE bad year, and then
Irsay's other companies include:
Expectations are high in Denver this year:
The Broncos have a few suspensions to deal with:
Tough to decide which coach is worse, Cancer Chilly, or this guy:
Luckily they still have the original GOAT
Can Peyton overcome his postseason demons?
Riverman is checking the line movements:
His conclusion:
(faith hill dot yes yes yes yes, or something)
First, the broadcast team:
I think she's still around:
Let's meet the 2014 Indy Colts!
Your coach:
Your owner:
Your QB, GOAT 2.0
butnahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Still, life isn't so bad as a Colts fan:
followed by ONE bad year, and then
Irsay's other companies include:
Expectations are high in Denver this year:
The Broncos have a few suspensions to deal with:
Tough to decide which coach is worse, Cancer Chilly, or this guy:
Luckily they still have the original GOAT
Can Peyton overcome his postseason demons?
Riverman is checking the line movements:
His conclusion:
(faith hill dot yes yes yes yes, or something)
(for 2nd down)
