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02-13-2017 , 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
Webster Slaughter is my all time favourite NFL name and may never be beaten, albeit Baccari Rambo is right up there and I genuinely hope Barkevious Mingo plays for 10+ years
There's a Safety on Air Force named Weston Steelhammer
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02-13-2017 , 08:40 PM
Captain Munnerlyn
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02-13-2017 , 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by brandoncla
There's a Safety on Air Force named Weston Steelhammer
Might not even be the best safety name in this draft; there's a guy from Kansas named Fish Smithson.
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02-13-2017 , 09:10 PM
He's gonna make waves.
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02-13-2017 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Kneel B4 Zod
Davis Webb is the top QB name in the draft. that guy has stud written all over him.

I'm staying very far away from Mitch Trubisky, reminds me of Mitch Cumstein
At least he has the sense to not go by "Mitchell." "Mitch Trubisky" has some potential as an outlier a la "Fran Tarkenton," but I'd feel better if his name was Mitch Butcher or Mitch Stone or Mitch Powers or some such.
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02-13-2017 , 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by nath
At least he has the sense to not go by "Mitchell." "Mitch Trubisky" has some potential as an outlier a la "Fran Tarkenton," but I'd feel better if his name was Mitch Butcher or Mitch Stone or Mitch Powers or some such.
if he's wedded to his last name then he needs an aliterative first name.

Tom Trubisky might throw for 4000 yards one day

Tyson Trubisky could play, albeit he might have to move to Tight End

Tantra Trubisky could be an amazing mystical yoga teacher
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02-13-2017 , 09:40 PM
"Tantra Trubisky" sounds like the main character on one of Steven Seagal's direct-to-video releases two years from now.
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02-13-2017 , 09:54 PM
DeShone Kizer should drop the "De"

Shone Kizer, pronounced Sean of course could win superbowls.
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02-13-2017 , 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Fonkey123
DeShone Kizer should drop the "De"
thanks sean parker
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02-13-2017 , 11:27 PM
Sports radio is super annoying. I heard 2 different shows today on 2 different channels talking about how if the Cowboys want to cut the cap impact in half of cutting Romo, other teams won't be able to sign him until June.

YOU HAVE ONE JOB.
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02-14-2017 , 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by nath
The Paul Perkins era is upon us


More than that, it's the Cool Name Theory. Good QBs have short, punchy names, or otherwise cool-sounding names. Tom Brady. Joe Montana. Drew Brees. Cam Newton. Bart Starr. Dan Fouts. Steve Young. I could go on. Point is, a QB's name should sound like it could belong on a TV series followed by "Private Eye."

Bad QBs have names that make them sound like spoiled brats. Like daddy had to sell the second yacht to pay for prep school. These entitled ****s never make it because they've been spoiled all their lives. Blaine Gabbert. Brady Quinn. Christian Hackenberg. Brock Osweiler.

The one exception is Peyton Manning-- he's just too talented. But if you remember how he used to whine when defenses wouldn't do what he wanted them to in the playoffs, you'll understand how spoiled-brat theory fits him.
Ryan Leaf, Jeff George, Jeff Goff, Jake Locker , Tim Tebow , Pony Romo.
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02-14-2017 , 02:52 AM
Mack Strong-fullback for the Seahawks was always my favorite football name.

But on topic, I'm a little unsure what the Broncos are going to do. They still have their defense in tact which will be top 5 in the league and held together for no longer than maybe 1 more year after this so they do kind of need to "win now". I think Semien showed flashes this year that he can be a good qb in this league but then had times like against the Titans scoring 10 points, and Pats 3 points...these are must win games.
Its really hard to evaluate properly though when you have maybe the worst offensive line in the league. He was getting chased 2 seconds after the snap and only had 2 viable receivers..no tight end, no 3rd wideout, no good runningbacks to dump it too....so what the hell do they do??

Paxton Lynch is not ready, unless this offseason he improved vastly. He looked very raw in his starts this year. It doesn't seem Romo is really an option, Ive looked at the cap situation and I suppose its possible but this is all pointless if they don't improve the o-line cause he will get hit in the first game and thatll be all over.

You guys got any ideas? I'm a bit at a loss what horse face will do here.
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02-15-2017 , 12:10 AM
You are never winning a superb owl with semen.

All in on romo for 2 years then lynch era imo.
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02-16-2017 , 06:31 PM
Revis was attacked by 5 men in Pittsburgh. Not clear how badly hurt he is.

Too soon to ask where AJ Green and Sammy Watkins were at that time?
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02-16-2017 , 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DrOldSchool2
Revis was attacked by 5 men in Pittsburgh. Not clear how badly hurt he is.

Too soon to ask where AJ Green and Sammy Watkins were at that time?
Probably at least 10 yards away.
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02-16-2017 , 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Probably at least 10 yards away.
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02-16-2017 , 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Probably at least 10 yards away.
Take a bow.
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02-16-2017 , 08:14 PM
Seems like he was in a bad zone.
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02-16-2017 , 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Probably at least 10 yards away.
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02-16-2017 , 08:19 PM
Reports now saying Revis and a friend jacked up a couple of nerds that were bugging Revis on the street.
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02-16-2017 , 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Probably at least 10 yards away.


So now the story is as suggested above he started it. Brilliant!
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02-16-2017 , 10:22 PM
Sort of surprised he was able to catch up with any of them.
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02-17-2017 , 12:56 AM
Revis Island to Revis Turnstile to Revis Penitentiary

< 2 years
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02-17-2017 , 07:26 AM
Revis Island, more like Rikers Island, amirite?
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02-17-2017 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
Wow Rock must've been off HGH in that photo. Did he turn vegan for a month or something?
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