Good guess. Now, for the big prize, the Holy Grail, you would have to provide some insight. Something like....I am a mechanic, and I work with a guy who services plane for teams, and he tells me.... Or, I know a pilot who works for the Cowboys. This guy is a real piece of sheet alcoholic.

Solid prediction, odds wise, but a bit of spaghetti throwing at the wall. But it is something that has a very small chance of happening, yet if it happened, would make perfect sense. You would stand a huge chance of taking down top honors here, though of course we don't want you to win, now do we? Don't try to claim a win if a plane scoots of the runway a bit and slams into a bale of hay....with no injuries....lol.

Jerry Jones kneels during the anthem on their Thanksgiving Day game and is shunned by Dak for the rest of the season.

for reference, Jarvis Landry is 200-1 and he's had two 1100 yard seasons and averages 100 catches per season. bell averages 62 catches per season and has only 1 season with over 655 yards

(I'd actually bet on Landry at 200-1, but everyone hates him in here so..)

Thanks for that. Bell is a great guess for this thread. It is highly improbable, though if it happened, you would be able to at least plausibly explain it. The more I think about it, the more I appreciate BOIDs' prediction, which happened right off the bat when the thread started. Now, maybe I can give myself a bit of credit for at least knowing that it had a bit of a chance, as most would be clueless as to Bell's receiving prowess. But it wouldn't be right to do that, so I won't.

Josh Allen is Offensive Rookie of the Year while Tremaine Edmunds is Defensive Rookie of the Year.

I wanna use this one as mine too.

Sam Bradford plays ten games

Kirk Cousins will win MVP. He put up pretty damn good numbers with zero talent last year and the Vikings weapons (diggs, thielen & Rudolph) made even Case Keenum look good last year.

The Browns make the playoffs and mayfield plays 0 games

my INSIGHT is that one day a team is going to figure out that pass >>>>>> LOLRUN, and that RBs often get matched up against fatass useless whiteguy linebackers in coverage, so therefore you should throw the egg to your RB all the damn time. and that year might be 2018

much more likely of course is that bell spends his year smashing his brains into the line for 0.25 yards because lol olds will be calling the plays but thats why its a MOONSHAT

Dan Snyder announces he’s changing his team name.

Cincinnati win a game by 200 points

The Browns and Bills will play each other in the playoffs.

Alex Smith leads the Redskins in rushing
Someone on the Cowboys implicated in a Davenport-style random defecation incident

And the Bills miss the playoffs

David Carr audibles out of Spider 2Y Banana at least 10 times a game

Russell Wilson gets #metoo'd

Kerryon Johnson will this year be the first Lions rusher to get 100 yards in a game since 2013.

He will also be the second, third, and fourth.

Now we're talking. Good one.

The Raiders win 2 games and Gruden is bought out in year one of his ten year contract.

And you just know this can truly happen. If they start out really struggling, the pressure will mount and it will be fascinating to watch. Good prediction. But you have to believe that all involved would want to save face and go at least into the second year, no matter what the result.....maybe Gruden will develop a mystery illness to help with the jettison out the door.

I could picture a Tim Donahgy-style scandal going on at some point late in the season. With all of the influence refs will have with yet more catch rules and use of helmet penalties to go along with the myriad of other objective calls (PI, holding, etc), combined with the legalization of sports gambling, seems probable.

This was gonna be mine.

I guess I'll go with dalvin cook is the number 1 fantasy RB.

A scandal will be set in motion that ultimately leads to Jerry Jones being forced to sell the Dallas Cowboys. The sale won't occur during the season, of course, but the scandal that leads to his downfall will break during the season.

RG3 will make a comeback