presumably because it means another season of Jimmy?

Sometimes numbers are superfluous.

When his receivers weren't covered or he was allowed to take a crow hop (and still under-throw Hill) he was pretty good.

my knowledge of superfluous is overflowing
but after that with math i'm not exactly sure which direction i'm going
i've commutated with associates the order of things should be appropriate
give or take, plus or minus, please don't ask me about binary operations
not only do i think you are phenomenal, i also truly believe you are monomial
one of a kind in the life term you're living

Per schefter ankle injury for Lance and down for the year

Return of the Womp, yes it is

Return of the Womp, oh my god

Glad to see SRM is still alive

WTF, Tua best and Herbie and Joey Marino last.? Will there be a Tua Dom?

I got a new tagline for Tua.

“Go for Tua!”

13 sacks in 2 weeks for Joe. On course for all kinds of records

Just imagine if the Dolphins manage to make the playoffs for the first time in the Tua era.

0-2 to start playoffs tough after that only 11.3% have 30 out of 265

Miami hit a home run here

9ers fans are in love with Jimmy G!

Poor SRM. They'll never run him off now.

wonder if that Bills' defense will slow down the fins. Philly's defense, too. good stuff

I got the BUF@MIA O/U at 87.5, shading the over obv

WEEK 2 NFL POWER RANKINGS

ELIte

1. Bills (2-0)
2. Chiefs (2-0)
3. Bucs (2-0)

This is not up for debate.

The Good

4. Rams (1-1)
5. Eagles (2-0) (up 3)
6. Chargers (1-1) (down 1)
7. Ravens (1-1) (down 1)
8. Dolphins (2-0) (up 4)
9. Vikings (1-1) (down 2)
10. Packers (1-1) (up 3)
11. Bengals (0-2) (down 2)
12. Niners (1-1) (up 2)

Eagles and Vikings are my two darling NFC teams but the Vikes did not show up. Eagles could very well just be ballers. Am I docking the Ravens much for that 4th quarter collapse? Absolutely not. Really it just told me the Dolphins have some heart. vs. BUF should be a great game. Packers and Niners gave me enough to rekindle the flame there. As much as I think Jimmy G is just not good, I also think he is San Fran's better shot at contending this year. Bengals will figure it out but you cannot trust that o-line against a semi reasonable pass rush.

The Bad

13. Saints (1-1) (down 2)
14. Browns (1-1) (up 1)
15. Broncos (1-1) (up 2)
16. Colts (0-1-1) (down 6)
17. Cardinals (1-1) (up 3)
18. Raiders (0-2) (down 2)
19. Titans (0-2)
20. Commanders (1-1) (up 1)
21. Pats (1-1) (up 2)
22. Steelers (1-1) (down 4)

Surely the observant participants in this thread will notice some odd movement here. The Browns and Commanders move up on losses?? Yes. It is true. Mainly due to Colts (I still have hope?) and Steelers (offense is so bad, and with no Watt I don't see many wins) dipping. I truly do believe the Browns are a tough and talented team... watch out when Watson gets back (that means you, masseuses). Cards with a bit of life... just let Kyler cook? Raiders are about as stinky as I thought they were last year -- going to win some close games over good teams and make you think they are okay, but they're not. Carr never does well as a big favourite either. Pats stink, just not as bad as the next tier.

The Ugly

23. Bears (1-1) (down 1)
24. Cowboys (1-1)
25. Giants (2-0) (up 1)
26. Jaguars (1-1) (up 5)
27. Lions (1-1) (up 2)
28. Panthers (0-2) (down 3)
29. Seahawks (1-1) (down 2)
30. Jets (1-1) (up 2)
31. Falcons (0-2) (down 3)
32. Texans (0-1-1) (down 2)

Are the Jags actually a bit of a wagon? Was that just too easy of a Colts team sans Pittman and Leonard? Maybe... but I'll bet them. +7 at LAC seems like too much... it may be a tarp. I'm surely being fooled by the Jets fiesty-ness but they have put in a lot of talent... maybe it will show. Already seeing lots of talk that the Giants could be one of the worst 2-0 teams ever... I can see it. Rest of these teams do not bear much mention.

Just naturally happened that the tiers had the exact same # of teams in each as week 1.

Week 3 might be Battle of the Bastards. Six of my bottom ten teams get to dance with each other:

HOU +2.5 @ CHI
ATL +2 @ SEA
DAL +2.5 @ NYG

I wonder what the line would be for a Bucs-Eagles game on a neutral field

I also wonder how I'm still awake

Packers at Buccaneers In Tampa, Sunday 4:25 pm is for Elite status.

Chargers miracle loss to Chiefs not yet registering with general public.