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View Poll Results: Who will win the NFC Beast

Dallas Cowboys

23 34.33%

Philadelphia Eagles

13 19.40%

New York Football Giants

16 23.88%

Washington Redskins

15 22.39%

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09-07-2010 , 11:43 PM

#101

loK2thabrain

Tiger > Jack

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

I had a great dream the other night in which the Redskins won the Super Bowl this year. It would be the ultimate **** you to Eagles fans, like he couldn't deliver for you during the 11 years he played there but he brings it home in his first season here. Too bad it was only a dream.

one tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

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09-07-2010 , 11:48 PM

#102

Phildo

doesn't watch the games

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,771

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

New York Giants
Weakness: No one but players able to afford entry into new $1.6 billion stadium

Player To Watch: After missing most of the 2009 season with a knee injury, Kenny Phillips has looked pretty good in practice, although nobody remembers who he is or what position he plays

Biggest Question: How will the Giants handle a very tough schedule that includes games against the Indianapolis Colts, their division rivals, the 1996 All-Madden team, and the '78 Steelers?

giants a big favorite over the 78 steelers imo. steelers offensive linemen average about 250 lbs. they won't be able to move the ball

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09-08-2010 , 01:22 AM

#103

NozeCandy

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Originally Posted by ▬▬▬▬▬▬

not far-fetched imo

kid is legit

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Originally Posted by Franchise 60

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09-08-2010 , 11:18 AM

#104

Coff

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Philadelphia Eagles
Weakness: With the loss of Brian Westbrook, the Eagles have a major hole at starting knee injury and concussion

Player To Watch: Michael Vick's athleticism as he walks up and down the sideline, sits down on a bench, and jumps up whenever he thinks his name is called but realizes the coaches are talking to another Michael, is something to marvel at

Biggest Question: When will Philadelphia fans finally use their car-battery catapult?

New York Giants
Weakness: No one but players able to afford entry into new $1.6 billion stadium

Player To Watch: After missing most of the 2009 season with a knee injury, Kenny Phillips has looked pretty good in practice, although nobody remembers who he is or what position he plays

Biggest Question: How will the Giants handle a very tough schedule that includes games against the Indianapolis Colts, their division rivals, the 1996 All-Madden team, and the '78 Steelers?

So youre just going to plagiarize the Onion and call it your own? Thats pathetic.

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09-08-2010 , 11:39 AM

#105

Supine

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Maybe the Onion plagiarize SE?!

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09-08-2010 , 11:46 AM

#106

Triumph36

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Originally Posted by Coff

So youre just going to plagiarize the Onion and call it your own? Thats pathetic.

jesus christ are you serious, i was going to praise him for actually making a good post

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09-08-2010 , 11:51 AM

#107

D104

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can we all just not quote him pls, thx

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09-08-2010 , 12:17 PM

#108

Coff

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i know i know, youre surprised that I dont have him blocked yet. But every so often I like to ask him how he did in the 2004 WSOP.

Onion, not Tyler Durden material.

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09-08-2010 , 12:21 PM

#109

Steroid Boy

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and tyler durden regains his spot atop the ****ty SE poster mantle

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09-08-2010 , 12:21 PM

#110

D104

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regains?

Last edited by D104; 09-08-2010 at 12:22 PM. Reason: dont call it a comeback

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09-08-2010 , 12:24 PM

#111

Anacardo

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Yeah, I can't begin to imagine who stole the title for even a second. That PHB story was pretty LOL but it's more of an OOT-type LOL.

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09-08-2010 , 01:10 PM

#112

Tyler Durden

banned

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I thought it was pretty obvious from the formatting/underlining that it wasn't a TD original. Yeah I forgot to include specifically where it was from but that's not a big deal.

Bunch of nits in this here thread. Standard.

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09-08-2010 , 01:14 PM

#113

Steroid Boy

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it was 100% phb with his display of masculinity in steppin up to that cashier

takes big balls imo

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09-09-2010 , 12:35 AM

#114

Tyler Durden

banned

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Interesting video interview with Brandon Jacobs: link

(guys, I didn't record this video myself. It's from the Star-Ledger).

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09-09-2010 , 03:44 AM

#115

tuq

TEEJ

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Tyler Durden recently called me a "douchecanoe" in OOT after I told keevin that even a ******ed monkey could answer the question he posed in the Jersey Shore thread. Then ActionJacson reported the post, which is nothing new since he constantly reports my posts.

Sure, it wasn't nice what I said to keevin but it was a really dumb question which he could have answered with google in 0.42 seconds or less. Besides, on one side you have TD, keevin, and AJ, and on the other you have me. Most non-OJ juries don't require any more evidence to render the correct verdict where "me" = any living non-Hitler organism and those three guys are those three guys.

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09-09-2010 , 07:38 AM

#116

Tyler Durden

banned

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lollllllll Good job standing up for what's important. I commend you. Best mod evar!!

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09-09-2010 , 11:08 AM

#117

Anacardo

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Tuq, we rely wholly on your discretion and moral courage here.

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09-09-2010 , 11:12 AM

#118

charder30

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no one ****ing cares tuq.

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09-09-2010 , 11:14 AM

#119

Anacardo

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That's not a side you want to be on.

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09-09-2010 , 11:15 AM

#120

tuq

TEEJ

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Originally Posted by charder30

no one ****ing cares tuq.

You're right, I realized that after I got up this morning that it was a long-winded narrative that was best kept to myself because I now feel slightly ******ed for having written it, one of those queer aftertastes which hindsight allows us from time to time. Then again no one ****ing cares what car you drive so you're probably not the right person to be putting me in my place.

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09-09-2010 , 11:18 AM

#121

Anacardo

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Tuq,

I care. I care.

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09-09-2010 , 11:20 AM

#122

charder30

formerly known as zj123

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lol tuq such a bitter old man and terrible poster

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09-09-2010 , 11:26 AM

#123

Triumph36

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hey charder, troll harder. since when do you read or post in this thread? no one cares, go away, there's plenty of room for you and tuq to hate [censored] each other in the TZ, between the discussions of pickup basketball and rappers you like

in other beast-related news, the season should start right the [censored] now.

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09-09-2010 , 11:31 AM

#124

charder30

formerly known as zj123

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Oh man. lol. I follow the Redskins, I read this thread. Do we have a problem?

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09-09-2010 , 11:32 AM

#125

Triumph36

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ah, right. you used to have a maryland avatar iirc, i forgot that the ravens' logo and the maryland flag look similar; i thought you were a ravens guy. carry on.

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