I'm drunk

135. Jim McElwain

Rest doesn't matter

Week 1 ain't over so this is a bit premature. We got games until Monday but I'll forgive ya.

1. Bama

Anyone else whatever

BAMA

+1

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My prediction is most will wildly overreact to FSU's loss. Total yards were basically even (FSU didn't rack up garbage time yards to even it up either), FSU gave up a blocked FG, blocked punt, fumbled a kickoff, lost turnovers 3-0, let Bama start 5 straight possessions in their territory (at the 6, 11, 42, 31, and 31), and still somehow only lost by 17 to the #1 team in America.

I'd say they are still top 5 and will likely be in the playoff conversation at the end of the year.

There haven't been any teams in the playoffs with 2 losses yet, so it's a big deal in the sense that they almost have to go undefeated the rest of the way to lock a spot up.

Ok. Actual rankings this time

1. Bama (Bama is Bama, shocker!)
2. Clemson (I know they played Kent st but they looked great)
3. Wisconsin (I just like saying wisky)
4. Pedo st. (Looked solid against a crap team)
5. Ohio st. (Struggled early and almost looked like the team that clemson beat down but they adjusted)
6. Auburn. (Nasty defense against one trick pony team. Offense seems to be on track early)
7. Lewisville (I just like Lamar. He's fun to watch)
8. Fighting harbaughs (solid win against a tier 2 sec team)
9. Fsu (probably still a good team, they just lost to Bama. Many teams lose to Bama)
10. Lsu (they didn't let Byu cross the 50 yard line. That counts for something)

lol at ranking Wisconsin 3rd after that first half.

Wait, my bad, I didn't see you had 4 B1G teams in the top ten, obv trolling.

Week 1 rankings are pretty much always troll rankings.

1. Michigan
2. Ohio State
3. Alabama
4. Clemson
5. Penn State

Bama
HARBAUGH
Ohio St
Florida State

50. USC

128. Florida
397. Baylor

1. Bama
2. Harbs
3. Lane Kiffin Hype Videos

1. Michigan
2. Bama
3. Stanford
4. Florida st
5. Penn st

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Points against: 0 < 7

So gonna take this opportunity to put
1. LSU
2. Bama

Based on the games I watched the most of Terps slotted in at #3. Srsly tho I like that QB.
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Heisman rankings:

1. Lamar Jackson
2. Saquon Barkley
3. Baker Mayfield

1. Bama
2. Ohio State
3. Michigan
4. Oklahoma (OSU's gonna be in trouble next weekend)
5. LSU
6. OKST
7. Clemson
8. LolUSC

28. LolUSC

That blind kid has a better chance of seeing titties one day than USC does of making the playoffs

1. Josh Rosen

136. Kevin Sumlin

http://stats.inpredictable.com/rankings/ncaaf.php

has alabama as the 49th best team...

Alabama projected for 6-6, math checks out

All in on Ohio v Toledo for all the Tostitos

1. The Rosen One

lol, right behind UConn and Michigan State. Nice.

Fyp

and Fresno St #17.

Fresno State +43.5 vs. Alabama is the new Mayweather over McGregor.