I'm in Paris this weekend, and went to bed after the very boring first two sets of games, and apparently missed CHAOS while I was asleep.

The Top-10 was pretty easy though, with 9 of last week's teams winning.

Next week, Sagarin ratings go live, and we can actually compute real resume rankings. Until then:

1. LSU (n Miami, Southeastern La, @ Auburn, LA Tech)
2. Notre Dame (Michigan, Ball St, Vanderbilt, @ Wake)
3. Stanford (SDSU, USC, Davis, @ Oregon)
4. Ohio St (Oregon St, Rutgers, @ TCU, Tulane)
5. Clemson (Furman, @ Texas A&M, GA Southern, @ Georgia Tech)
6. Kentucky (CMU, @ Florida, Murray St, Mississippi State)
7. Georgia (Austin Peay, @ South Caro, MTSU, @ Mizzou)
8. Alabama (n Louisville, Ark St, @ Ole Miss, Texas A&M)
9. Oklahoma (FAU, UCLA, @ ISU, Army)
10. Duke (Army, @ Northwestern, @ Baylor, NCCSU)

LSU still easy #1, with Miami and Auburn both continuing to win. Easing ND ahead of OSU with Michigan looking better and better, a non trivial road win at Wake, and TCU dropping its second straight.

Stanford jumps three spots with a win @ Oregon, as SDSU and USC win as well. Bama slides (even though they're obviously the best team in the country) with their resume weakening with Louisville's loss... while teams behind them picked up a bunch of key wins (Kentucky over Cowbell, UGA @ Mizzou)

126. Colorado State
127. Illinois
128. CORN
129. Rutgers

Will fill in the rest later.

1. Bama
2. UGA
3. Clemson
4. LSU
5. OSU
6. Auburn
7. UW
8. Notre Dame
9. UCF
10. Kentucky

130. Virginia Tech

Purdue too low

131. Tennessee loooooool

I lied. Choosing not to rank until next week.

Best 3 loss team in the country!

I think Arkansas might be better than the vols tbh but it's close

USCe -1 @ Kentucky. Interesting.

Oh ****--Cal got ranked #23 in the AP. Off a bye. From unranked.

I wonder if they play someone this...oh. Oh. Oh, I see. Well it was nice while it lasted.

I know im letting him win, but WTF HOW IS SOMEONE RANKING BAMA THIRD IM TRIGGERED HERE

Florida has a quality loss now

They beat BYU who beat Wisconsin, so that's probably why.

Cal couldn't win the pac with aaron rodgers or beast mode (oh wait, they had a season together as teammates and still only finished 2nd in the conference, damn), they're never gonna win.

I thought about ranking Florida, but I'd have had to rank Miss State too, and I'm not sure either would beat Notre Dame.

Sitting home, eating cheeseburgers, now ranked.

-Texas confirmed back
-LOL Hokies
-No I don't have ODU anywhere near the top 25, but they did move from #125 to a respectable #113

Whoa TCU is only -4.5 at home vs. the cyclones?

only a few good games to watch this weekend and they are all at 7:30pm EST

Yep. It does kinda suck that for the past 3-4 years, all the good games get crammed into the night slate on top of each other. SEC on CBS is the only thing saving us from that.

Kind of nice as a parent though. Don’t have to make a choice between watching live and being a ****bag dad.

It's such a bygone era when the schools dictated the kickoff times to the tv networks that I don't like mentioning it.

With practice you can do both at once.

Solid trolling guys. See you at noon for the ACC Championship.

Clemson qb Kelly Bryant is transferring because he says he didn’t get a fair shot. Uhhhhhh, you started the season bro. That’s not a fair shot?