sincerely appreciate your thought
trying to convince myself its only because his agent would be a fool not to leverage a bargaining opportunity
and you know about his tattoo, correct?

No, didn’t know about that tattoo. Who’s the uhhh, lady?

his wife Sauphia
google the rest on your own computer

Repping the 816, Tech N9ne would be proud.

seems like a freak and very weird dude

Seems like just yesterday they lost Willie Taggart to the state of Florida.

Belichick to Bama and Saban to New England is the obvious play now.

Imagining Bill in some 17 year old kids home trying to convince him to come to Bama is just hilarious to me.

... from a week ago. Nothing's going to work for Bama on this. Dabo was a possibility to pull it off, but not now near as much as five years or so ago. He's damaged goods. Big slippage for Bama down to borderline 12 team qualifier, then worse. No titles until 2040.

What was Bama like pre-Saban?

Do they actually have more money / suppport / access to talent / better facilities than say, Ole Miss or Florida or even like, Auburn? Genuine question, I don't actually know.

Are the more like a USC or Texas or Ohio State where they've been good for 80 years and even when they're bad there is still a ton of money and support pouring in? Or are they more like Virginia Tech or Clemson where one iconic coach elevated them for 10-15 years well above their historical norms?

I see that in the 10 years before Saban, they had 7 years with 5+ losses and 4 losing years, although they were good prior to that under Stallings

Auburn won six in a row once vs bama pre Saban. Those were the days. Honk if you sacked Brodie!

Carroll went 170-120 in the pros, had a .600 win% over 14 seasons with the Seahawks, of course won one Super and runner up in the next. He called a pass play, or let somebody call it, at the 1-yard line with 25 seconds left with Marshawn on the roster costing him back-to-back Supers, with a QB that had just thrown 4 picks in the conference championship and somehow survived it. A big candidate for the worst call of all times. Could have been the only coach with two Supers and two NCAA titles. (Some things never leave your resume, such as that call.)

At USC he had a dynasty finishing in the top 4 eight straight years. Owned his two mega rivals -- UCLA and Notre Dame -- with a 16-2 record. How many teams have two rivals of that level?

Great career. Boy is he getting overshadowed in all the news.

Probably not Lanning

You’re right. He’s staying… allegedly. Happy for Oregon fans

Quinn Ewers is coming back to Texas. Could mean sark is staying. Bama’s choices are getting thinner by the hour

gave me goosebumps

The Lanning tweet was

Such a funny way to shut that **** down

Quack quack

DeBoer the new fave, followed closely by Norvell then Sark (according to BetOnline). Lanning slides down to 4th

Release video to make the odds take a dive, tell friends and family to bet the farm on you, get a couple extra million out of Bama and accept the job.

FYFMFE if DeBoer leaves to Bama after year 2 I mean what are the ****ing odds the Sugar Bowl may have been the first time he ever crossed the Mason Dixon line.

Do you have to cross the Mason Dixon line to get from the Northwest to Louisiana? I thought that ended at the Ohio river. They played Texas in the Alamo bowl last season if you refer to slave states.

how amazing if deboer goes to bama and ewwdub steals smith from msu

all joking aside, 'bama identified the new coach at least a week before the saban announcement and have been negotiating the contract ever since
while also pulling together a media campaign and writing press conference script
no surprising results to those who matter

Hmm I don’t know what could I have possibly meant by this uncommon phrase!

If we are being extremely literal this isn’t possible since the max bet on these props is like $100-$250, the vig is huge, and the line moves drastically after like five people bet it.