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03-11-2009 , 09:34 PM
Let me first establish that I think Marc Zumoff is awesome.

I watch the Sixers play whenever I can. Before, it was Steve Mix, and I thought he absolutely sucked. He had the worst sense of humor ever, would never STFU about his daughter's college team, and never STFU about how unathletic he was even though he played in the NBA.

To my delight he was replaced by Bob Salmi this year, and I quickly discovered he's even more douchier than Mix. I ****ing hate watching the game and having to listen to Salmi constantly be wrong game in and game out. I was kinda hoping Barkley would get fired from TNT and he take his job, oh well...

/rant

P.S. Who gave Samuel Dalembert his ADD medication tonight?
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03-11-2009 , 09:47 PM
yeah, salami (as me and my friends refer to him) is terrible...just so boring. i actually liked steve mix.

also, zumoff is terrible
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03-11-2009 , 10:40 PM
I'm probably in the minority... but I can't stand Jerry Remy (Red Sox) half the time or Tommy Heinsohn (Celtics) most of the time.
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03-12-2009 , 03:17 AM
I don't know how bad Joe Castigilione is for the Red Sox radio broadcasts nowadays (I don't live up there any more), but when he first broke in, it was maddening to listen to.

"The set. And the pitch. Swung on, AHIGHFLYBALL, LEFTFIELD...Garciaparra's under it..."

Garciaparra??? He's the shortstop! This guy's frantically yelling and screaming on contact like somebody just launched a bomb over the Monster, and then his voice comes back down to earth to say, "Garciaparra's under it." Drove me nuts.

(EDIT TO ADD: In before thread gets moved/locked/both.)
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03-12-2009 , 08:32 AM
wrong forum imo
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03-12-2009 , 08:39 AM
New York is pretty blessed all around (especially since Fran Healy is no longer around). I mean, heck, Marv Albert does the Nets.

Seems like the Yankees hold the entire stockpile - Sterling, Kay, and Waldman.
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03-12-2009 , 10:21 AM
Matt Devlin and every single TV Jays guy are terrible.
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03-12-2009 , 10:41 AM
kay, sterling, waldman make my ears bleed
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03-12-2009 , 10:55 AM
Dave Neihaus is old and I don't like him one bit. Rick Rizz sucks, and any time the camera focuses on a young child and he talks like he's looking at a big steak, it's horrifying.

Our Hawks guy- Steve Raible (I don't care enought to know if that's spelled right) calls Matt Hasselbeck "Matthew" and also sucks. I believe Warren Moon is his color guy (RACIST) and I have no idea why he's got so much play in the broadcast booth, he simply has nothing to say and doesn't say it well.

We do have Kevin Calabro. Who is the best. Of course now he's doing SOCCER. Thx NBA. GFY.
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03-12-2009 , 01:29 PM
Hawk Harrelson, 'nuff said. Fortunately, Steve Stone's in the booth permanently this year.
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03-12-2009 , 02:53 PM
Bulls' announcers are absolutely terrible.

Eagles radio announcer (Reese) is awesome.
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03-12-2009 , 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Fonkey123
Eagles radio announcer (Reese) is awesome.
+1
Yes he is, thats why we mute the TV and listen to the radio.
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03-12-2009 , 03:47 PM
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Daniels is the best (play by play) Mickey Redmond is so ****ing terrible at being a color commentator, all he does is talk about how the new rules in the NHL are ruining the game and he talks about "old time" hockey 100% of the time.
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03-12-2009 , 04:04 PM
im not a fan of mcleod. his humor is terrible, his basketball observations are terrible, he has no insight. most of the time he sounds like a dumb homer that whines too much about bad calls. also, he was the pistons announcer for a long time so i cant help but think his homerism is forced and not geniune. reghi was much better.

http://www.thebanburygroup.com/bring...ghi/index.html

otherwise, austin carr is the stone nuts.
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03-12-2009 , 04:54 PM
"Locking all windows and doors!"
/Sixers
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03-12-2009 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by thedeezy
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Daniels is the best (play by play) Mickey Redmond is so ****ing terrible at being a color commentator, all he does is talk about how the new rules in the NHL are ruining the game and he talks about "old time" hockey 100% of the time.
I used to love Mickey Redmond although I haven't been able to listen to him under the new rules cause I moved from the area when they happened. Him and Dave Strader might be my all time favorite booth combination. When ever I scored a goal crashing the net I always thought of Mickey saying something along the lines of "now all you little hockey players follow the shots and make sure you got your stick on the ice" while diagramming the play on the telestrater. Maybe he has gone bad or maybe you and I just have always had a difference of opinion.

I also love hearing George Blaha doing the Pistons games. I wish I could find away to get feeds of Detroit sports.
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03-12-2009 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Coff
+1
Yes he is, thats why we mute the TV and listen to the radio.
I do that sometimes too. Never enough love for Reese and Kalas. Send Kalas' vocal chords to the Smithsonian plz.

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Originally Posted by AbreuTime
"Locking all windows and doors!"
/Sixers
I love his one-liners. He's corny but in a non-annoying, entertaining way.

Here are some Zumoffisms (the comments and the list combined probably don't even cover half the **** he's come up with)

Oh yeah, could someone please tell Salami to stop saying Andre Miller has the best shot fake in the game? I think I got it the first 62 fkn games. And no, the ball is not "clearly" on the way down or up every time there's a replay ughgrrrlifetilt

Last edited by TeflonDawg; 03-12-2009 at 06:10 PM. Reason: had to bitch about Salami again
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03-12-2009 , 06:31 PM
i can agree from watching him on center ice that mickey redmond is terrible. do fans up there like him?
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03-12-2009 , 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
i can agree from watching him on center ice that mickey redmond is terrible. do fans up there like him?

either fans love him or hate him, he seriously brings nothing to the game. My brother in law is involved in professional hockey and said he is a huuuuge douche
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03-12-2009 , 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyPatriot
Hawk Harrelson, 'nuff said. Fortunately, Steve Stone's in the booth permanently this year.
Fortunately, we have the best hockey announcer around.

Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Pat Foley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iviLY1RvNc
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03-12-2009 , 10:41 PM
Indians' announcers are pretty good. Rick Manning is good, the others (Underwood/Donovan) are passable.

The radio announcers are where it's at, though. Mike Hegan and Tom Hamilton are great.

My favorite baseball announcer is probably Jon Miller. It's such a shame that he works with Joe Morgan.
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03-12-2009 , 11:01 PM
Gus Johnson/Walt Frazier is the nuts.
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03-12-2009 , 11:02 PM
I present you Rod Allen and I




Rod Allen is the color commentator for the Detroit Tigers and known best for this


Rod Allen is so bad pretty much everyone who watches the Tigers loves him for his phrases such as "country strong", "When I was talking to .............. during BP today", and every other phrase that counts in the Rod Allen drinking game.
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03-13-2009 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by thedeezy
I present you Rod Allen and I




Rod Allen is the color commentator for the Detroit Tigers and known best for this


Rod Allen is so bad pretty much everyone who watches the Tigers loves him for his phrases such as "country strong", "When I was talking to .............. during BP today", and every other phrase that counts in the Rod Allen drinking game.
Rod
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03-13-2009 , 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
Let me first establish that I think Marc Zumoff is awesome.

I watch the Sixers play whenever I can. Before, it was Steve Mix, and I thought he absolutely sucked. He had the worst sense of humor ever, would never STFU about his daughter's college team, and never STFU about how unathletic he was even though he played in the NBA.

To my delight he was replaced by Bob Salmi this year, and I quickly discovered he's even more douchier than Mix. I ****ing hate watching the game and having to listen to Salmi constantly be wrong game in and game out. I was kinda hoping Barkley would get fired from TNT and he take his job, oh well...

/rant

P.S. Who gave Samuel Dalembert his ADD medication tonight?
You are a Philly sports fan and you think Barkley would come back to Philly before a cold day in hell?
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