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It reminds me when I was growing up in England and one of my friends came out to play the day after getting circumcised (he was like 10 or 11). My sister threw a tennis ball aiming for his head and hit him right in the penis, causing him to crumble to the ground crying and ultimately having to re-stitched up. I asked her why she did it and she said that she said that her mind said "head" but her arm said "nail him in his recently-circumcised dick". I think Blake had the same fixation with Schroeder's blonde patch.

Come to think of it, the two are nothing alike.

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02-12-2018 , 12:37 AM

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bigt2k4

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Who the F gets circumcised after the age of 1?

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02-12-2018 , 12:40 AM

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KrazyKris

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Originally Posted by bigt2k4

Who the F gets circumcised after the age of 1?

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02-12-2018 , 03:33 AM

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mcb33f

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Originally Posted by SirOsis

Sounds like the Turkish Aminu. You can see opposing guards shift their attention to him like sharks smelling blood when he tries to push it after a rebound. His drives are spastic nonsense, but he can defend and has been known to hit open 3s.

fell of my chair lolling at this

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02-12-2018 , 05:48 AM

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JayTeeMe

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The Yazz are gonna make it yo

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02-12-2018 , 06:11 AM

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The Yazz are gonna make it yo

As long as this guy stays healthy, the ceiling is the roof for the Jazz.

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02-12-2018 , 07:42 AM

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guivre1408

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Need to reach that 7th place so the rockets get that sweet 1st round exit

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02-12-2018 , 08:17 AM

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Victor

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Originally Posted by bigt2k4

Who the F gets circumcised after the age of 1?

some guy in oot did. too lazy to find the thread. he had problems for years after. maybe the worst case of failure to follow the advice of the forum.

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02-12-2018 , 08:34 AM

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mcb33f

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joe ingles' recent scoring EXPLOSION reminded me of a fun factoid about his career, his career high in any league stands at 29pts, which he achieved in his first ever professional game (back in 2006 for a defunct Aus league team)

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02-12-2018 , 11:02 AM

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Utah is a lock to be in the playoffs, and I think the 6th seed is their floor.

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02-12-2018 , 11:26 AM

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bigt2k4

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Jonas Valanciunas is currently the all time NBA 3pt% leader at the standard cutoff of >=45 career attempts

https://www.basketball-reference.com....fcgi?id=Yonk7

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02-12-2018 , 11:36 AM

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king acehole

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Hey Pope,

I'll come out from lurking and throw you some love.. you got me thinking.

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Who was better? Scottie Pippen or Chris Webber?
Pippen. Pippen exceeded expectations while Webber, although great, always found a way to eff things up in the big moments. Webber ultimately had a disappointing career based on his talent and ability.

What about Mitch Richmond?r
Unfortunate to be the 2nd best sg during Jordan's prime. He was a beast.

Glen Rice?
Maybe the quickest release on the 3 ever, kind of limited elsewhere.

Jamal Mashburn?
Monster Mash was great for a while... athletic, versatile, intelligent, great motor

Alonzo Mourning?
4th best center in his time but played with a chip on his shoulder and competed every night. Dude was smaller and less talented than Shaq, (H)Akeem, Ewing but worked harder and won more with less

Tim Hardaway?
I got him slightly lower than Kevin Johnson in the all time pg list.
Please rank those 7 players.

Pippen

Webber
Richmond

Mourning
Hardaway
Mashburn

Rice

Go!

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02-12-2018 , 12:24 PM

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Donovan Mitchell is the hands down ROY ainec

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02-12-2018 , 12:37 PM

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Donovan Mitchell is the hands down ROY ainec

Simmons is a averaging 17/8/7. Mitchell 19/3/3. Simmons plays better defense. Simmons a higher PER and more WS. Simmons has a higher eFG%. Mitchell has been sweet, but he's not the Rookie of the Year.

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02-12-2018 , 12:47 PM

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He's also the best player on a team in the West that is likely to make the playoffs. Simmons is the 2nd best (?) player on a team that is struggling to make it in the LOL East. Mitchell over Simmons for days lol stats

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02-12-2018 , 12:54 PM

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But Ben Simmons is a sophomore that could have played last year, but sixers did sixers things

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02-12-2018 , 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LFC_USA

Donovan Mitchell is the hands down ROY ainec

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02-12-2018 , 12:58 PM

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Mitchell isn’t close to their best player, but I think that narrative could be enough to get him the RoTY.

I think Utah has legit 4 seed equity, and given a likely run that should be enough. The same could be said for Philly though since both have cupcake schedules from here out and are rolllllllling.

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02-12-2018 , 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LFC_USA

Didn't we just go through this with IT?

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02-12-2018 , 01:10 PM

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DodgerIrish

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After his second year I said I'd take Gobert's career moving forward over Mutombo's and was met with resistance.

Thoughts now?

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02-12-2018 , 01:10 PM

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guivre1408

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More interesting question : For the next 10 years Simmons or Mitchell ?

I'd say Mitchell will be a better player because Simmons is drawing dead to hit 3s in his career

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02-12-2018 , 01:19 PM

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Code:

2017-18 Utah Jazz
           WS      WS/100
Favors    4.7      .151
Ingles    4.2      .119
Gobert    3.5      .182
Mitchell  3.0      .086
Udoh      2.9      .195
Thabo     2.4      .143
Rubio     2.3      .070
Jerebko   2.2      .134

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02-12-2018 , 01:30 PM

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Cinarocket

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Yeah LFC that's just a bad take. cut your losses and move on. I appreciate someone going hard in the paint as much as the next guy but you ****ed up when you said "ainec"

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02-12-2018 , 01:35 PM

#10174

Heroball

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Originally Posted by LFC_USA

Donovan Mitchell is the hands down ROY ainec

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Originally Posted by LFC_USA

Mitchell over Simmons for days lol stats

Check out the big brain on Brad.

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02-12-2018 , 02:07 PM

#10175

Bode-ist

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Originally Posted by guivre1408

More interesting question : For the next 10 years Simmons or Mitchell ?

I'd say Mitchell will be a better player because Simmons is drawing dead to hit 3s in his career

I like Simmons. He's not drawing completely dead, and not everyone has to be a 3 point shooter, especially with his playmaking ability.

also, defense is a thing.

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