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09-03-2017 , 01:07 PM
Gar is clearly mentally ill or actively sabotaging the organization.
09-03-2017 , 06:37 PM
I don't know how to put in spoilers so if someone wants to that's fine. But here's one of the new suns dancers. Let's get this season started!!!
09-03-2017 , 07:09 PM
I like my women like I like my basketballs,

Orange and bouncy!

J/k she's got a nice tan and is sufficiently hot to be posted here by the elite suns fan that you clearly are.
09-03-2017 , 07:38 PM
That's a Danica Patrick look-alike.
09-03-2017 , 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by THAY3R
Don't forget the Bulls gave up a lotto pick as well, so it was 3 lotto picks for 1 lotto pick and 1 totally non franchise player.

lol Bulls, lol Bulls fans
16th pick. not lottery. boom. roasted
09-04-2017 , 04:19 PM
Just googled it. NBA dancers only make like $5k a year. Would have guessed it was a legit full time job.
09-04-2017 , 04:20 PM
Oh but they charge like crazy for appearances and stuff. Makes sense.
09-04-2017 , 04:23 PM
Plus the exposure they have for finding and obtaining a wealthy husband.
09-04-2017 , 04:30 PM
*Baby daddy
09-04-2017 , 07:45 PM
mascots make 6 figures though, right?
09-04-2017 , 07:46 PM
A couple might like Benny, but I doubt most do. Celtics ditched Lucky the Leprechaun when he demanded more money. He was making something like 70k.
09-04-2017 , 08:01 PM
I don't know about other cities, but the Raptors dancers are usually 50% full time dancers who aren't very bright and 50% Master's and PhD students.
09-04-2017 , 09:41 PM
I'll take the under on one raptors dancer being a phd student
09-04-2017 , 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigt2k4
I don't know about other cities, but the Raptors dancers are usually 50% full time dancers who aren't very bright and 50% Master's and PhD students.
What a coincidence, just like strippers! 😉
09-04-2017 , 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by vinivici9586
I'll take the under on one raptors dancer being a phd student
First bio I found while googling:
http://www.nba.com/raptors/dancepak/...6/monique-bio/
Not a PhD, but neuroscience Masters is pretty good. My friend who got their PhD in chemistry danced with a bunch of them over the years in U of T student theatre productions.
09-04-2017 , 11:05 PM
i had a friend in bschool who was a pacers cheerleader before bschool. during bschool despite living in chapel hill, she was a Carolina panthers cheerleader where she had to drive probably 2 hours or so a few times a week during the season and obviously went to all home games. She didn't care about the money or the exposure, she just loved cheerleading. In fact, after bschool, I'm pretty sure she still tries to audition for teams and wanted to make sure she was near a city where she could audition and potentially win a spot on the team.
09-04-2017 , 11:15 PM
say bschool again
09-04-2017 , 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by capone0
i had a friend in bschool
Lol
09-04-2017 , 11:23 PM
09-05-2017 , 01:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigt2k4
First bio I found while googling:
http://www.nba.com/raptors/dancepak/...6/monique-bio/
Not a PhD, but neuroscience Masters is pretty good. My friend who got their PhD in chemistry danced with a bunch of them over the years in U of T student theatre productions.
"Master's Student in Rehabilitation Sciences at U of T, with a specialty in neuroscience"

can't even be honest about raptors cheerleaders smh
09-05-2017 , 01:29 AM
FAVOURITE RDP EXPERIENCE: Almost defeating the Cavs in playoffs!

^def a keeper
09-05-2017 , 08:29 AM
I'll be honest, I just skimmed the bio, I don't really care for NBA cheerleaders at all, they all seem to be under 5'4
09-05-2017 , 08:48 AM
A lot of them seem to have the gymnast look
09-05-2017 , 09:53 AM
http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/2...ice-22-billion

Rockets selling for 2.2B
09-05-2017 , 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Wooders0n
2 billion dollars is a lot. There's not that many people that can do that. There are a handful of Ballmers on the planet. It probably will go for 1.5-2 and were ultimately splitting hairs but I'll bet under 2 billion.

      
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