The Miami Heat are coached by this guy:



And these two guys are probably going to score a lot of points:









Unfortunately the Heat might be without this guy



Which leads to concerns such as:



and



Heat fans are surely hoping that Assani can push the right buttons and get quality production from their other players







But not this guy:



It shouldn't be too hard for them though because they are playing a bunch of rickety old men. But then again, their coach is a doctor:



Old ppl are old tho






The Celtics used to have Jesus, but he recently died of old age



So the old men will probably have to rely heavily on this TZ hatechild coming up big:



And Brandon



Also the Celtics have a bench but they aren't good for much other than out of sync celebrations



And the obligatory:

Heat in 4

Aw ****, didn't realize LOL East was an option

Celtics would easily win with Avery Bradley.

Sadly, I gotta go with Heat in 4.

miami in 5

Labron is a terrorist.

Heat in 4, maybe 5. Yawn.

Opening line:

Heat 1/4
Celtics 3/1

posting when the celtics have no votes

kg gonna rule the roost without bosh

Heat in 4. Gonna be good still. mvp gonna mvp.

heat have already won

Rondo in 7...

he gon triple double every game

4 on 2, I'll take the 4.

seriously man the heat have 2 players. kg is elite defense and moving well. its called help defense that means u help the other dudes off ur man when ur 6'11'' and dont give a f. rondo and pp both tough defenders u think the team that beat teh bulls went into game 7 planning to just break 70 man that is good old man defense it aint gonna be ez like u guys think man.

if bosh dont play c's will have no problem if his little tummy ache heals then kg have to worry about him and that hurts his help d and offense...but if he dont play man they have 2 players thats all 2 and c's still can swarm and get after it muck it up and make it ugly.

pretty good op

pretty

pretty good

Well if you combine Lebron and Wade's PER and divide by 4, you get pretty close to the league average for PER, so I guess that sounds about right.

I think 2 for Boston is a little harsh though, I'd say they have at least 3.

Heat in 6 imo

Celtics will find a way to shut down Wade for at least a couple of games like the Pacers iyam.

Lol, well played.

d wade has to play every other night on that knee just like c's. its one thing to score a bunch vs... man who plays for indy again some guy named george or somethin man...pp and kg both had big games vs these cats in whuppin their ass 2x 60 days ago...the only only game heat won was with noris coles goin off does he even suit up?. not sure why everyone so high on heat.

7 days ago wade had 5 points that aint 30 PER dude and c's in ecf aint the pacers in semis man they will see some in ur face d and some brandon bass dunks. exactly who is defending the rim with the heat? this is cake minus bosh man what do c's have to worry about. not seeing it man.

Heat in like two...

Hate the Heat tho!

gonna enjoy lol at u mr screw as c's waltz into finals in search of 18

Ha ha Anatta! If your Celtics make it to finals they truly deserve it and I'll give them all the credit in the world...

Rooting: Celtics in 7.
Prediction: Heat in 6.
Vote: lol East... Spurs gonna smash

anatta outta beer. its almost 11. looks like a seven eleven run.

celts in 6. lol heat. lol waids. lol soulless labron.