Our first week of NFL Football is finally here!!

Our first game promises to be a glorious experience for most of 2+2 and a soul-crushing embarrassment for THOSE THAT ARE IN LOVE WITH A QB WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED.

Mattew Stafford


VS

THE GREATEST FOOTBALL PLAYER ON HIS TEAM AND PERHAPS THE WORLD



TNF
Buffalo Bills (-2.5) @ Los Angeles Rams

Early
New Orleans Saints (-5.5) @ Atlanta Falcons
San Francisco 49'ers (-7) @ Chicago Bears
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals (-6.5)
Philadelphia Eagles (-4) @ Detroit Lions
New England Patriots @ Miami Dolphins (-3.5)
Baltimore Ravens (-7) @ New York Jets
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Washington (it's still a stupid name) Commanders (-2.5)
Cleveland Browns @ Carolina Panthers (-1.5)
Indianapolis Colts (-7) @ Houston Texans

Late
New York Giants @ Tennessee Titans (-5.5)
Green Bay Packers (-1.5) @ Minnesota Vikings
Kansas City Chiefs (-6) @ Arizona Cardinals
Las Vegas Raiders @ Los Angeles #1 Chargers (-3.5)

SNF
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-2.5) @ Dallas Cowboys

MNF
Denver Broncos (-6.5) @ Seattle Seahawks

Week 1 upsets:

Chicago > San Francisco
Detroit > Philadelphia
Houston > Indianapolis

Team that gets embarrassed:
New England

Awesome inclusion of the Punt God-awful

the NFL excitement in this forum today is REAL

AND SPECTACULAR

PEEHS!

SWAMI!

JAWSH!

MATTY!

weeeeeeeeee

tyty esad

lettuce nfl pigskin

LET'S ****ING GO!

hype!

Bills golaso!

In

Now it's coming back to me why I never watched the NBC pregame show last year....

Here for Throw Voldemort

I’ll give you bears +6.5 for shits and giggles

$50-$100 quote to confirm

Maria Taylor bringing back the Joan Collins Dynasty look.

How much liquor was consumed during the conception of this freaking mess?

It's the ARob and Kupp show tonight.

this is some painful **** to watch right here

smh

Colts losing wk1, regardless of to whom, is never an upset.

toe about to meet leather gents!

Legooo

1. **** you Kyle for being too much of a pussy to go for it
2. **** you tart for dropping the clinching int
3. **** you Womp for everything
4. **** you Womp for still being alive

This hurts

si senor!

The Woman King

yeah, no

Tinashe, yes

come on!!! lets ****ing gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Who, outside the booth, is destined to provide the first guffaw of the season?