My understanding Sox and Yanks got a slap on the hand but the mandate was next team to get caught was going to get a much more severe punishment.

Correct, but that was a dumb way to dole out punishments. The Yankees had been caught that they were doing it for years. So it wasn't that big of deal when they did it, but NOW it will be a huge enough deal to nuke teams for it. They used ****ing Apple watches to relay stolen signs, the Astros used a ****ing trashcan. **** Torre, **** Manfred. One just happened to grow up in NY as a Yankees fan, the other just happened to manage the Yankees forever. **** them.


Also, LOL at JimCarrey Stanton saying he could hit 80 hrs with modern sign stealing. He's already making excuses for why he'll be out of the game in 4 years, and goes down as the greatest contract bust of all time.

lol txdome

Lol that last artwork

Hopefully Altuve bought it and had it turned it into a mural in the Stros locker room right next to the Calvin and Hobbes pissing on Manfred and Torre one.

IRM I've had a day to digest your tinder story and I think I need more details.

Did you nut? What happened immediately after? Did you and he have any further interaction? Will you be seeing the girl again? How long did you stay afterwards?

So...ya. There’s more to digest here

I will probably see her again but as to where this story goes

We got to ****ing while he’s playing video games next to us. I came a few times, but it was obviously objectively a strange experience while this guy is over here playing call of duty

Eventually she sits on his face and starts blowing me and I’m starting to understand what my purpose here is. We go to his bed (it’s a loft) and I’m ****ing her more while he watches and pulls out toys for us to use

So I grab a buttplug and put it in her and start ****ing her ass with it while I’m ****ing her. It goes as it does and I’m leaving and she’s walking me to the door naked and i hear him yell out ‘hey do you know where the buttplug is?’ She says no

The next morning I get a text ‘hey you know how we couldn’t find that plug? It just fell out of me at work’

Good times

Also lebron saying ‘listen here baseball commissioner’ might be the hardest I laugh at something in a while

I'm officially not the worst poster in this thread. Do people really want to read about some story about a guy's nut, and butt plugs here in this thread?

Don't sell yourself short, txdome. Youre still the WOAT.

How many times is "a few times"? I don't think I went a few times since the Bush Administration.

Everyone uses butt plugs

Now I’ll post that 500 times

4 i believe

Beltran was a player when all of this happened so he should get immunity right?

What in the world

6 of the 8 MLB execs grew up diehard Yankees fans. The Yankees players will be getting a a pass for a while.

https://www.mlb.com/official-information/executives

Just laugh it off MLB Network.

Found a GIF

Not sure what this has to do with Beltran and the other players getting immunity for what they did while playing for the Astros.

It was more how the Yankees were much more blatant about the cheating, and now a former Yankees mgr and current Phils Mgr is just able to laugh it off how they did worse than the Astros, without any punishment. Astros get nuked for 4 top picks and the two top execs. Mlb just giggles and says they're the Yankees we can't hurt them.


Girardi is doing Giuliani level bragging, but nothing happens because the MLB execs are all Yankees cronies.

Everyone uses butt plugs

Every teenager brags about getting laid. Smart people grow out of that phase. Act like you've been there before, It's like Notre Dame fans storming the field after they beat Michigan State, and half your story is probably bs, either way just throw it in your blog or something.

I guess I don't understand why you went on this tangent when I was replying to a post about an Astros player. I get that you're upset the Astros are being punished but that doesn't mean that what they did wasn't against the rules. And, yes, I realize that other teams have done it/were doing it as well. Sign stealing has been happening for ever.

The Red Sox are going to get hit just as hard as the Astros, if not harder then, after all the backlash coming out now.

Here I thought txdome would be happy with another example of cheating.

Baseball teams steal signs is a form of gamesmanship. SRM sharing a butting plug with his boyfriend and a girl or whatever isn't interesting to me.