Go Dbacks!!! Were tied for 1st place in division for a few hours today.

Surprised Hoskins wasn't suspended for slowing the game down so much

LOL U

Rhys checked in at 34.2, the night after the same ******* threw at his head twice. I would have been fine with something slower.

Luke Scott – June 10, 2010 – 35.76* seconds
* Injured during trot
David Ortiz – April 9, 2014 – 33.39
Luis Hernandez – September 18, 2010 – 33.08*
* Injured during trot
Victor Martinez – May 6, 2015 – 33.08
David Ortiz – April 30, 2016 – 32.03
Bobby Abreu – September 28, 2012 – 31.56
Todd Helton – May 16, 2013 – 31.54
David Ortiz – May 10, 2014 – 31.09
Miguel Cabrera – August 23, 2013 – 30.94
David Ortiz – May 30, 2016 – 30.76
David Ortiz – May 24, 2010 – 30.59
Bartolo Colon – May 7, 2016 – 30.58
David Ortiz – July 6, 2016 – 30.47
David Ortiz – June 16, 2016 – 30.31
David Ortiz – April 25, 2014 – 30.3
Hanley Ramirez – July 1, 2012 – 30.3
Victor Martinez – June 9. 2014 – 30.29*
David Ortiz – May 14, 2014 – 30.21
Nelson Cruz – June 3, 2014 – 30.15
David Ortiz – May 28, 2016 – 30.13
David Ortiz – August 12, 2015 – 30.13
David Ortiz – April 10, 2015, 30.13

Ortiz is a lock first ballot Hofer though, because he talked to the media and Sawx.

Great list. Enough proof that fatty Ortiz isn't HOF material.

Give Bauer a breath to pout. He threw a good game(as Cole did as well), but I'm sure he'll find a way to pout sometime soon.

Lol Phillies losing to the Marlins.

Losingest franchise in sports. Keep crying about not being hit by a baseball.

somebody get on the Reds. It might not be over but I'm done with it.

You’re a weird dude with weird grudges.

Being a jackass doesn't disqualify you from the HOF afaik

Maybe, but I'm not sure which grudges you're referring to. I don't like Papi, and I think it was great that Rhys got revenge on some random reliever who purposefully threw at his head the night prior, by going dong and taking his time rounding the bags.

Except that didn't happen

Stoicism is underrated

Lol, that's sick. Im not 100% convinced she is aware of what happened.

THE KING IN THE NORTH

I hope he just ****ing rakes right out of the gate.

Too bad Bo Bichette is hurt - I think - would have liked to see him called up too

Bo Bichette is too weird looking for me to root for. He looks like the unfrozen caveman lawyer just like his dad does, but I'm definitely excited for the other youngsters.
I looked up Tatis jr. and he is ****ing raking. 299/361/586 6 dingers and 5 sb. I can get behind that.

I hope vlad jr rakes from the get-go too. It is crazy how some of the best players in the game are under 25.

KING IN THE NORTH


man, watching OG VLAD hit things a foot out of the zone into the stands was always one of my favorite things growing up

We have a Bichette, Biggio, Tatis, and Guerrero.

Kody Clemens did fairly well at UT, and got drafted in the 3rd round a couple years ago. He is struggling at high-A ball and already 22 years old. His dad may have to introduce to a "physical therapist". Which reminds me of Kyle Drabek who was projected to be an ace, but never did ****.

Uh he was drafted in 2018 and did manage to hit .302 at low A last season. Probably can’t write him off after a handful of high A at bats.

her eyes widened just a bit lol. She was hip

the king in the north

the nats have brother rookies making their debuts tonight, too?(the catcher bro has a couple previous mlb ABs iirc)

good times, gents

VLADDY SZN