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Manti Ruh R'oh - It turns out Tuiasosopo is GOAT voice actor. T'eo still a liar/exaggerator. Manti Ruh R'oh - It turns out Tuiasosopo is GOAT voice actor. T'eo still a liar/exaggerator.

01-17-2013 , 06:27 PM
Weird that Thamel never went further. Reading between the lines it seems as if he's doubting the story as Te'o's telling it.
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01-17-2013 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Dyenimator
Weird that Thamel never went further. Reading between the lines it seems as if he's doubting the story as Te'o's telling it.
Easy to say now, but if you challenge the guy and he is telling the truth, then you come off as a huge superdouche.

I think "give the college kid the benefit of the doubt about losing his grandmother and girlfriend on the same day" is a pretty reasonable approach, even if you've got concerns.
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01-17-2013 , 06:31 PM
"TE'O: It's a CTR ring. It stands for choose the right. I always wore it. I had to switch it from my right to my left."

Subtle foreshadowing imo

Master storyteller get this man on a writing team
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01-17-2013 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Dyenimator
Weird that Thamel never went further. Reading between the lines it seems as if he's doubting the story as Te'o's telling it.
Only so much I can do.
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01-17-2013 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 72off
TE'O: When she got in her accident?
SI: So starting in April?
TE'O: Yeah and you know, she was in a coma. I would try, and you know.
SI: Hit by a drunk driver. What were her injuries?
TE'O: I don't know. She had a lot of different injuries.
SI: How long was she hospitalized?
TE'O: She was in that hospital for about two months.
SI: Wow, did she get out?
TE'O: She didn't get out. She went from there. Remember she got in the accident and she was in a coma. We lost her, actually, twice. She flatlined twice. They revived her twice. It was just a trippy situation. It was a day I was flying home from South Bend to go home for summer break. It was May. Mid-May. That was the day where they said, "Bro, we're going to pull it. We're going to pull the plug." I remember having this feeling like everything is going to be OK. They were telling me, "Say your goodbyes." From April 28 to around mid-May, I was always talking to my girlfriend who was on a machine.
[...]
SI: This is unbelievable.


lulz
Where does the Leukemia come into this story?

Edit: I see it now on the longer part of the story. But I still am confused about the timing. Was the Leukemia before or after the car crash?
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01-17-2013 , 06:31 PM
SI: I can call Stanford and check. They have to have some record or note that she passed.
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01-17-2013 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by CPHoya
Is that really a Sports Illustrated transcript?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/col...d-hoax-quotes/
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01-17-2013 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by rakemyblind
This is the best thing since amichele/wvuskinsfan.
i got this as far superior to those two
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01-17-2013 , 06:37 PM
What were we thinking... a next day presser game changing performance after studying Swarbrick tendencies and having weeks to prepare? Roll tide
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01-17-2013 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by CPHoya
CAA is going to immediately learn every possible detail about this and control every single thing you ever hear him say in public ever again. I expect his twitter will be closed or wiped, and if it's not you will never see a personal tweet from that account again. I would not be shocked to see litigation at some point re: the alleged hoaxers.

He's going to be managed, the out of control feel of this thing will change, at least re: his participation moving forward.

+++++

As far as the COMEDIC value of this thing, I think we're just getting started. Because lol. ol. ol.
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Originally Posted by Riverman
yeah unfortunately CAA is basically the GOAT at controlling **** like this

luckily the facts are so absurd that it will continue to be awesome, just don't expect teo to contribute to the lolz going forward
This. Just look at the client list. It's the Who's Who of Who's Who in entertainment.

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If the real story is he's gay, and this was some really ill-advised attempt to hide that, I've gotta believe the people handling this at CAA are really, really thinking hard about how to package the single most screwed up "coming out" story of all time.

Also this is kind of werewolf thinking, but that troll post and setup is too clever by half, right? Years-long trolling becomes vehicle for a flippant (and admittedly hilarious) troll tweet that would seem to openly admit, all of a sudden, that Te'o was hardcore trolled? Isn't that too much, too clever, too soon? Isn't that convenient for Te'o?

EDIT: Unless that's not actually the same account, in which case nice work someone.
This is tough. Seems like it ups the extravagance too much for a top-notch agency. Remember that the agency is investing in Te'o's future; they haven't been paid yet.

An NFL Draft prospect coming out -- even saying lying that he's gay because nothing else can be likely to stick -- raises the risk for a client without a contract. Not saying that his stock will greatly plummet for saying he's gay, but why would CAA enter unknown territory, putting their client in a position to actually get further isolated when he enters the league?

Maybe I have less faith in the acceptance of the sports world for a gay athlete of such a popularity caliber than I should, but -- again -- there's no precedence to show this can work and you don't pull a first with a client that doesn't have a contract like this, I'd think.

CAA didn't sign him to be the a long-term advertising asset; they signed him to milk his status as the most popular Notre Dame alum in a very long time with anything after the next few years being gravy.
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01-17-2013 , 06:39 PM
nbcnews.com has a pretty great summary of all the questionable stuff

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...iend-hoax?lite

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1. Notre Dame says that Te'o never met Kekua, that their relationship was strictly online and by phone. But the player's father gave the South Bend Tribune a detailed account of how the couple first met at a Stanford game in Palo Alto in 2009 and rendez-voused in Hawaii after becoming a couple in early 2012. And Te'o himself told ESPN that she was the "most beautiful girl I ever met."

2. Te'o called Kekua "the love of my life." His parents said they believed they would get married. Yet if Notre Dame's account is to be believed, they never met even once, or even Skyped. It beggars belief.

3. Before her leukemia "diagnosis," Kekua supposedly was nearly killed in a car accident. But published profiles of Te'o have conflicting dates -- late 2011, last January, or as recently as April. Why the discrepancies?

4. When did Kekua's fictitious death happen? Various interviews with Te'o have her succumbing to leukemia hours before his grandmother died on Sept. 12, soon after, or even days after. Assuming Te'o truly believed Kekua had passed away, wouldn't he remember the date? Or did all the reporters get the details wrong?

5. After he supposedly received the shock of his life -- a call from someone using Kekua's voice and phone number while he was at the ESPN Awards on Dec. 6 -- Teo stayed quiet for three weeks. It wasn't until Dec. 26 that he told Notre Dame officials, who then hired private investigators to look into it.

6. If Te'o was in on the deception, though, why wouldn't he just let Kekua rest in peace? Was he or someone else worried the hoax was about to come to light, prompting a fourth-quarter end-run to get ahead of the revelations?

7. Hours after Deadspin's bombshell report and Notre Dame's press conference, when it seemed that everyone could agree on one thing -- there is no Lennay Kekua -- an NFL player claimed to have actually seen her in the flesh. Arizona Cardinals fullback Regan Mauia said he met her in American Samoa in 2011, before she started romancing Te'o, and is "close" to her family.

8. Carrying out the hoax would have been a full-time job involving more than one person. Te'o claims he would spend all night on the phone with Kekua while she was in the hospital. There were purported communications from family members. Who would have had the time to orchestrate it? By the same token, how would Te'o have been able to create and maintain a social-media profile for Kekua on his own?

9. Where's the motive? A central figure in the hoax is reported to be musician Ronaiah Tuiasosopo. Deadspin reported that he had contact with the woman, a former high-school classmate, whose photos were used to create Kekua's profile -- even obtaining one of the pictures from her directly. But the site also describes Tuiasosopo as a friend of Te'o, raising the question of why he would humiliate his buddy.
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01-17-2013 , 06:40 PM
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SI: Where did you meet her in California?
TE'O: She actually came to one of the games. She saw me at one of the games.
Even if he doesn't want to deal with the media, NFL teams have good investigative staffs. He can't avoid this.

First openly gay athlete in the NFL is how I think this all ends up.
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01-17-2013 , 06:43 PM
SI random comment:
"Lennay was incredible. Although she was hospitalized for 8 straight months, she was able to step into her father's role at the construction company in October when he died. From the hospital, working in a senior administrative position! Amazing! What strength and courage. And what kind of idiot listens to someone read him 12 pages of letters from his girlefreind each week. Please."

Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/col...#ixzz2IH8peCYr
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DALTON HILLIARD, A HIGH SCHOOL TEAMMATE WHO PLAYED AT UCLA
SI: Tell me about Lennay.
HILLIARD: She was a very supportive, loving passionate individual. She was all about God and prayer and being able to have faith. Me and her never met in person. But I felt like this was a testament to who she was. She would still text and tweet me before my games. Good luck brother. Good job out there today.
The fact that she would do that for someone she never met. The fact that [Manti] and I such great friends and brothers. Who she was and is as a person. Pleasure for me to know her. She made my best friend such a happy man, it's something that made me a happy man as well.
WAT. Another person claims to have met this girl.
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01-17-2013 , 06:43 PM
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EDIT: I mean, wow. I'm not sure how I'd handle this if I had to rep / manage him moving forward.
yeah it seems pretty difficult, given that it seems almost impossible that he was legit duped. but i mean, if that is the case do you just get out there and prove that he's an idiot or something?

definitely seems like they're trying to cover the story up and hope people just move on. is CAA really gonna tell him to like never talk about this in public and hope people believe that he was some duped fool rather than something worse? he's never gonna answer questions, like say about Ronaiah Tuiasosopo? (who he apparently knows, and seems to be behind "Lennay")
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01-17-2013 , 06:43 PM
Mormons can't be gay. He will get kicked out of the church. The church's stance is that being attracted to members of the same sex is a life challenge that needs to be overcome. If he's gay he'll never admit it.
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01-17-2013 , 06:44 PM
Caller on Francessa just tried to claim that the reporters from Deadspin were the people behind everything (they were the fake girl, tweets, etc) in a effort to make a name for themselves.

We're through the looking glass here people.
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01-17-2013 , 06:44 PM
I'm just guessing, of course. I can see the angle of CAA using their other talent to rally around Te'o and turn him into a pop culture icon.

Spoiler:
FWIW, as a law student, I spent a year as interning on a damage control team in an agency that I won't name.
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01-17-2013 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ut2010
This story is relentless
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01-17-2013 , 06:45 PM
edit: in response to the danny ocean post

ya, the last point is the most important one to me - none of the people who act like teo is the victim can come up with any reasonable motive for why someone or many people would continue this hoax. Were supposed to believe that he was getting pranked for fun? eventhough theres no explicit reward and it would be really time consuming? Its ridiculous and absurd.
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01-17-2013 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ImpossibleBoom
If he's gay he'll never admit it.
THIS
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01-17-2013 , 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DrOldSchool2
Caller on Francessa just tried to claim that the reporters from Deadspin were the people behind everything (they were the fake girl, tweets, etc) in a effort to make a name for themselves.

We're through the looking glass here people.
I'm 100% sure Te'o was in on it at this point. Deadspin goes to Te'o, says, "We've got a deal for you. The payoff isn't for a couple of years, but oh baby when it hits..." and then they proceed the level the **** out of all of us.

That would be amazing. No, amazing wouldn't begin to do it justice. This would be the greatest sports story in history, and possibly the greatest story period.
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01-17-2013 , 06:51 PM
Nice fact checking Thamel
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01-17-2013 , 06:52 PM
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I admit that I am not the brightest of people, but when I hear that a girl died at age 22, had graduated from Stanford in 2011, taught in schools and also was promoted to her fathers senior admin position in a construction company that was not family owned.. My first questions would be did she enter school at age 16 and how long did she work as a teacher and how did she accomplish all that since 8 months was spent in a hospital?
lol
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01-17-2013 , 06:52 PM
Has this been said?

Tim Burke, the writer from Deadspin, basically just called the Notre Dame AD a liar. He said that none of the people that he interviewed had been talked to by Notre Dame. The AD said they had interviewed all involved parties.
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01-17-2013 , 06:54 PM


things are blowing up again
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