there is no shame or embarrassment here
he's some Hawaiian Samoan Mormon Notre Dame Catholic goof who isn't supposed to be out banging sloots on the reg anyway, so i don't see the problem at all with saying
"no i didn't meet her, didn't work out BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A CAR, and neither does she, or her brother borrowed it, and she was on the other side of the island", or whatever. none of that is a lie, why can't he say that exactly?
"no Dad, i didn't meet her"
"haha, she's a fake, you idiot!"
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this explanation for everything is completely ridiculous, and makes no sense
like the guy asks, why did the relationship progress exactly?
"i dunno, she was in a coma and stuff, seemed logical"
wat?
Last edited by 72off; 01-20-2013 at 01:04 AM.