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Manti Ruh R'oh - It turns out Tuiasosopo is GOAT voice actor. T'eo still a liar/exaggerator. Manti Ruh R'oh - It turns out Tuiasosopo is GOAT voice actor. T'eo still a liar/exaggerator.

01-16-2013 , 11:10 PM
If I'm Manti...this is what I think I'd say.

First off talk about how religious I am, maybe say I wasn't very experienced with girls, talk about being super busy with football on campus. A girlfriend online was an easy way to talk to girls given my time limitations. Say you had this online relationship for a while, then realized it was a hoax somehow. Say I wanted to stop the lie, but everyone kept asking about it, and it all spiraled out of control and I didn't know how to stop it without embarrassing myself or becoming an issue for the team. I never thought it would end up being this big of a deal, I'm so embarrassed for myself, I'm sorry to the team and the people who think I lied to them, go Notre Dame. Thanks.
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01-16-2013 , 11:10 PM
More damning for concussions in football, this or seau?
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01-16-2013 , 11:11 PM
I mean he might as well come out as gay even if he isn't at this point, can't be worse than people just thinking he is a psychopath
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01-16-2013 , 11:13 PM
No biggie, I had this girlfriend in Canada when I was in high school, but she died when she stumbled on the runway and the weight of her big natural boobs (that I totally touched btw) made her fall off
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01-16-2013 , 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ZBTHorton
If I'm Manti...this is what I think I'd say.

First off talk about how religious I am, maybe say I wasn't very experienced with girls, talk about being super busy with football on campus. A girlfriend online was an easy way to talk to girls given my time limitations. Say you had this online relationship for a while, then realized it was a hoax somehow. Say I wanted to stop the lie, but everyone kept asking about it, and it all spiraled out of control and I didn't know how to stop it without embarrassing myself or becoming an issue for the team. I never thought it would end up being this big of a deal, I'm so embarrassed for myself, I'm sorry to the team and the people who think I lied to them, go Notre Dame. Thanks.
you're hired
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01-16-2013 , 11:16 PM
http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/...-have-met-her/

apologies if its been posted, havent read the thread
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01-16-2013 , 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Biesterfield
loooooooooooooool just watched that movie for the first time the other night
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01-16-2013 , 11:16 PM
No way in hell he didn't know what was going on or was victim of a hoax. That doesn't happen in real life.


I met a chick on the Internet a few years back and once she asked for my CC # I knew right away it was a scam.

Ok, maybe 30 days later but the point I EVENTUALLY FIGURED IT OUT.
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01-16-2013 , 11:17 PM
http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-te...ason-is-a-hoax

The Deadspin article is doing a great job of pointing out all the inconsistencies (a little down the page)
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01-16-2013 , 11:18 PM
Statistically impossible that two of the biggest football stars of the last decade remained celibate throughout college. Manti is the fraud. Tebow4life.
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01-16-2013 , 11:19 PM
Odds that Manti sexed Tebow?
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01-16-2013 , 11:19 PM
Hopefully people in his life don't leave him alone. If this is a mountain of lies this kid should be on suicide watch.

I really hope this kid was just absurdly naive.
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01-16-2013 , 11:19 PM
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01-16-2013 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by schu_22
Odds that Manti sexed Tebow?
He probably tried but Tebow slipped the tackle.
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01-16-2013 , 11:21 PM
I saw earlier today that Te'o declined an invitation to the Senior Bowl. Can anyone here actually confirm that he was invited?
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01-16-2013 , 11:22 PM
To be fair, Manti probably never thought he'd have to face national media coverage at Notre Dame
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01-16-2013 , 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Scherer716
http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/...-have-met-her/

apologies if its been posted, havent read the thread
the ****?
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01-16-2013 , 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by nath
ty. this is great. love this exchange:

Anderson Cooper: "How did you get into this story?"
Deadspin editor: "Well, we googled her name, and nothing was there"
hahah this is one of the funniest things I've read
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01-16-2013 , 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Lamebreaker
To be fair, Manti probably never thought he'd have to face national media coverage at Notre Dame
When you're isolated in the middle of the ocean and you choose to go to a boring Indiana school who hasn't been good at football in 20 years, I can see how he would be fooled!
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01-16-2013 , 11:29 PM
the story gets more hilarious because anytime i see the name "lennay" i read it in forrest gump's voice in my head

nlhnut probably sees an image of a box of chocolates
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01-16-2013 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Lamebreaker
To be fair, Manti probably never thought he'd have to face national media coverage at Notre Dame
It really was a weirdly perfect storm. You make up a little story in week 2 about your fake dead girlfriend, and against all odds you end up going undefeated and finishing in second place in the Heisman voting, meaning that it never goes away. The real villain is obviously the Pitt kicker
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01-16-2013 , 11:30 PM
I mean you can't sum things up much better than this:

@DanWetzel
Notre Dame private investigators 100 percent sure T'eo wasn't in on it. Deadspin unnamed source is "80 percent" sure he was
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01-16-2013 , 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
the story gets more hilarious because anytime i see the name "lennay" i read it in forrest gump's voice in my head

nlhnut probably sees an image of a box of chocolates
this is prob how it all went down:

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01-16-2013 , 11:32 PM
edit: jzo and i on two different pages.

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karak saying something funny about nhlnut
LOL
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