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01-16-2013 , 06:33 PM
I don't get how this lasted for so long......Why wouldn't anyone who knew the girl come forward? This story reminds me of the kid who faked his recruitment to D1 schools and held that press conference at his high school.
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01-16-2013 , 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
All this will do is make his stock drop so the Patriots pick him up at the end of the first round. ****ing Pats.
haha. BB has been planning this **** for years.
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01-16-2013 , 06:34 PM
This is fantastic journalism by Deadspin
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01-16-2013 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
For example, if your girlfriend died, even if you had never met her in person (lol), wouldn't you, uh, ATTEND THE FUNERAL?

this cover up attempt is super lol
idk, but probably not. wouldnt the family think this is super weird and not allow it?
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01-16-2013 , 06:34 PM
ND knew that this was a hoax on Dec. 26th? Sitting on it and not getting out in front of the story is really dumb.
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01-16-2013 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by EmpireMaker2
I don't get how this lasted for so long......Why wouldn't anyone who knew the girl come forward? This story reminds me of the kid who faked his recruitment to D1 schools and held that press conference at his high school.
This.
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01-16-2013 , 06:34 PM
Did his imaginery GF wear a Livestrong wristband
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01-16-2013 , 06:35 PM
The most decorated defensive player of all time!
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01-16-2013 , 06:35 PM
Well I guess we know why Brian Kelly interviewed with the Eagles now.
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01-16-2013 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
ahhahahahahahahahaha

this gif is amazing

what are they trying to do
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01-16-2013 , 06:35 PM
So ND knew about this like 3 weeks ago and that press release was the best they could do!??
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01-16-2013 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
All this will do is make his stock drop so the Patriots pick him up at the end of the first round. ****ing Pats.
If Belichick crafted this chick from thin air then he is simply too good.
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01-16-2013 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by D104
ND knew that this was a hoax on Dec. 26th? Sitting on it and not getting out in front of the story is really dumb.


Love how they fail to mention Manti had a role in all this getting out of hand.
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01-16-2013 , 06:36 PM
whoever has the next pick in the LOL Sports Moments draft is getting a steal
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01-16-2013 , 06:36 PM
Mobutu Sese Seko
‏@Mobute
Not sure why people are mad at Te'o. Tim Tebow spent every year of his career in a relationship with a made-up person who died tragically.
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01-16-2013 , 06:36 PM
Time to guess some odds!

my initial thoughts after reading article -

chances he and this guy are in on the hoax: -800
chances it's a cover up for being gay: evens
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01-16-2013 , 06:36 PM
Notre Dame gonna come out and say the team found out about it an hour before kick off and that's why they played so bad.

Pollsters gonna revote, ND #1 ldo.
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01-16-2013 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
pretty sure you have to kill her so she doesnt have to have an excuse for never being at a game.
good point
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01-16-2013 , 06:37 PM
Yea nvm tuma is right. The pictures are of a real girl that exists who claims she doesn't know Teo and never met him and her pictures were stolen and used in this hoax. So it wouldn't be possible for him to not be in on it if he actually met her.
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01-16-2013 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by D104
ahhahahahahahahahaha

this gif is amazing

what are they trying to do
no idea

that's why it's so good
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01-16-2013 , 06:38 PM
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01-16-2013 , 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
pretty sure you have to kill her so she doesnt have to have an excuse for never being at a game.
yup

looking at it like this, te'o is a complete sociopath
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01-16-2013 , 06:39 PM
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01-16-2013 , 06:39 PM
lol at that ND statement. They should've kept their mouth shut if that's the best they can do. I'm trying to construct a plausible scenario in which Manti Te'o didn't know what was going on, but I'm failing.
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01-16-2013 , 06:40 PM
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Chris Ward Mathews This is sad... very sad. Way to take advantage of someone with quite possibly the biggest heart on the planet.
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Liz Hahn THIS IS DISGUSTING >... thank you for sharing and communicating what a stand up university ND is! Proud to be a fan
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