LOL CHOKEZ (Consecutive Years Without a Workplace Choke: 0) - Page 7 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

When I was a freshman at Ohio State a girl in my dorm claimed she was banging Joe Thornton. This was when he played for Boston. She had a thick Boston accent. His name was in her phone. She played hockey for OSU. She had tickets to Boston games when they played the blue jackets. Everyone called bull**** until she called him. Unless this was some elaborate scheme it was Joe Thornton.

It was still amazing to believe. This chick played goalie. There was a reason. She was so fat I couldn't have a thrown a baseball into the goal from 10 feet. She also had the face of a fat goalie. This chick was hideous but had texts and calls from Joe Thornton.

I guess this helps explains this thread. Joe Thornton bangs fat ugly chicks. Chokez....

I want this to be true, so I conclude this is 100% true. Thornton is a huge POS, and then adding this. Script just writes itself.

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09-28-2014 , 04:29 AM

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Gandolfandiari

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Lulz limbo Joe lime juice cause he puckers when a cup is in the area. Only super fans can retract his penis from their mouths. It's over AJ. He is a running joke and you are the last to realize it. Don't run up on me either end up getting smacked with rangz.

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09-28-2014 , 08:11 AM

#154

Wooders0n

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Thornton banging fat goalies makes perfect sense. Guys a lifetime low bar setter.

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02-27-2015 , 03:33 AM

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72off

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3RD PERIOD
13:32 DET Pavel Datsyuk (22) ASST: Tomas Tatar (21), Danny DeKeyser (20) 2 - 2 Tie
18:45 DET Luke Glendening (8) ASST: Gustav Nyquist (23), Danny DeKeyser (21) 3 - 2 DET

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02-27-2015 , 04:48 AM

#156

Tuma

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they're becoming irrelevant

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02-27-2015 , 06:33 PM

#157

Steve Yzerman fan

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A+ bump

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03-01-2015 , 01:41 AM

#158

KrazyKris

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BUMP for 0-8 record at home in February.

How is this team supposed to choke in the playoffs if they don't make them?

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03-01-2015 , 02:54 AM

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72off

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3RD PERIOD
03:52 OTT Mark Stone (15) ASST: Kyle Turris (28) 2 - 2 Tie
07:59 OTT PPG - Mike Hoffman (22) ASST: Mika Zibanejad (18), Erik Karlsson (32) 3 - 2 OTT
18:50 OTT EN - Mike Hoffman (23) ASST: Mark Stone (24) 4 - 2 OTT

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they're becoming irrelevant

oh, come on now!

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03-01-2015 , 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by KrazyKris

BUMP for 0-8 record at home in February.

How is this team supposed to choke in the playoffs if they don't make them?

Well, this just happened last when the chokez didnt qualify last year. that was after the biggest choke in NHL history in 2011 against the bruins, followed by losing to the 8th seed kings as a 1 seed, and finally followed by losing to the 6th seed sharks as a 3 seed. Could easily happen again where the chokez cant even muster up enough effort for a playoff appearance.

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03-01-2015 , 05:29 AM

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oh, come on now!

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gj, ge

The only time your pathetic excuse of a team has been relevant is when the leagues fans are discussing their incessant diving, bush league antics, or hilarious chokez (followed by rioting caused by the worst fans in the game).

YOU ENDORSE A FLAT OUT DISGRACE OF AN ORGANIZATION. AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE NHL AND HOCKEY FANS WORLDWIDE. AN ABONIMATION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

The irony of your posting isnt lost to anyone with half a brain. Feel free to hit the bricks with your butt buddy and fellow slappy adam schwartz until you can come back with an effort that isnt paltry and haphazard.

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03-01-2015 , 10:14 AM

#162

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03-01-2015 , 11:46 AM

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Jbrochu

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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn

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03-01-2015 , 11:58 AM

#164

nutshot2

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Damn

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03-01-2015 , 12:04 PM

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72off

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ah yes, extremely classy slew foot by Couture this week
the rest of the league really could learn a lot from the Chokez' example

also solid homophobia there
thought they were more tolerant than that in SoCal
(er wait, AJ is a Minnesota slappy really, so yeah lol whatever)

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03-01-2015 , 12:18 PM

#166

StoppedRainingMen

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Respect to AJ for still having the passion

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03-02-2015 , 12:22 AM

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TheGunslinger

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Most I've laughed at a response in a long time. Excellent.

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03-02-2015 , 12:47 AM

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AdamSchwartz

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Have to say I'm flattered to be mentioned in so many of AJ's pathetic attempts to transfer the CHOKEZ moniker.

Had a stalker follow me around from bar to bar for a couple years, kinda feels like that. Finally gave in and gave her the night she desperately wanted so badly.

Must have a pair of old underwear around here somewhere, AJ ship me your mailing address and I'll Fedex it over. Make sure you declare it as "collectable fan memorabilia" so you don't have to pay an import tax.

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03-02-2015 , 12:55 AM

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Noze

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Crazy how worked up people get about the preseason

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03-02-2015 , 07:55 AM

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derp

Never lived in so cal and not a fan of any MN teams.

gj, ge

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03-02-2015 , 07:59 AM

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AcTiOnJaCsOn

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Schwartz,

You're just a regular slappy, albeit a particularly dumb one, that hockey regs laugh about on skype frequently.

The reason you have old dirty underwear is presumably because you're old and dirty. Feel free to frame it as a perfect representation of the franchise you dote on, or send it to 72o as part of your normal chain of correspondence.

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03-02-2015 , 05:43 PM

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03-02-2015 , 05:52 PM

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you have to say... the sharks have been more relevant with ~25 years of existence that the canucks have been with over 40

the nucks can't even agee on which of their 150 ****ty logos they should use