Rory's driver looks like Brad Pitt, though.

Assume what you'd like to assume. Just know that Spieth > That ugly mother ****er.

Wearing one now seems much better than waiting 3 three years.

Bottom line is that Spieth is a natural American born jacket wearer and Rory is basically shooter mcgavin but uglier.

The other thing is that since Jordan is American he'll want more than one jacket since he'll need to rotate them to keep them clean.

The Masters is like the 7th toughest tournament to win. People just hype the **** out of it b/c the course is immaculate and TRADITIONZ YALL. There are like 8 people who can win it and the other 90 are dead money.

RoryGOAT can go t Burlington Coat Factory and buy a green jacket but there is no such thing as a Claret Jug Factory.

We are finally on the same side of a golf debate, nice. I do have to disagree with one thing though. I don't think you can compare Rory to Shooter. Although they both quested for jackets they never got, Shooter flat out DOMINATED and played with a disgusting amount of swag.

Rory does remind me from someone from that movie though...

Gold jacket green jacket who gives a !/#$

Love greear's all or nothing mentality

#respek

Who is uglier, Rory or Hunter Mahan?

Spieth
Rory
Tiger
Phil

What side are you taking to win a major next? This could actually be an interesting bet (I want no part of tho )

Spieth still on surname basis. Other 3 have first name recognition. That's basically all that needs to be said here.

FU.

Rated 5 stars based on OP alone.

May I refer you to post #23 of this thread? There's your answer.

In other words, the same number as Rory before his first major at 22.

ARC is never right, and this OP was 10x better read than anything either you or ARC has ever written.*

* 1000x better than ARC, actually.

People don't realize how good a career Phil had. The complete list of golfers in the last 50 years who had a better career than Phil: Jack, Tiger.

Neither Jordan nor Rory are likely to meet Phil's 42 wins. Rory will beat Phil's 5 majors, though.

Something else to be said, "Tiger" is his nickname. Eldrick is his 1st name.

BO's argument is obviously BO-rrific (aka dumb). Who cares how many wins Spieth had X months ago?

I just happen to think distance is huge off the tee (ask NXT) and that Rory's distance (with all clubs) is more sustainable and worth more than Spieth's otherworldly long iron accuracy we saw this week. Not to mention Rory has a relatively gigantic head start with 4 wins covering 3 unique majors. We shall see, though. At least golf is looking more interesting now that America's highest ranked golfer isn't Bubba ****ing Watson.


Go quote your 1,000 funniest posts you've ever written on 2p2 and I'll quote mine and we'll see who wins. I don't even know who you are so good luck.

Do you bookmark all your funny posts or something?

Also, he could pretty easily just counter challenge you to a Most Unfunny 20k posts faceoff.

JFC

A FICKLE TEENAGER? BURN IT AT THE STAKE!!

Here to lol at the Spieth > Rory crowd

Spieth wins the Valspar and the Masters and people forget how good Rory is.

Rory has like 4 wins, 3 2nds, and only 2 finishes outside the top 10(including 1 MC) in his last 15 starts.

Rory is great. Nobody is taking anything from him, but Jordan is basically as good with American jacket wearing tendencies. 1>0.

Rory is really the second coming after black jesus. Rory could have been a little better in the 20-22 range if he wasnt a fatass who spent too much time in pubs. he turned it around and has been close to god level in the last 3 years. idk what happened in 2013, but lol @ people that thought the clubs were to blame (nick foldo).
im not writing off Spieth because he has this really stubborn game going which is good in competitive golf. it seems like he could save par from any position on the course which can help him win a ton of majors. i dont think his game will get much better, but i dont see it getting worse, his swing is so mature its insane.

I've got Rory > Spieth for sure

I've got Tiger then Jack then nobody that matters for at least 7 years.

well, yeah