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Jared Goff sucks

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Jared Goff blows

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Jared Goff is ****ing terrible

18 58.06%

Waterboard Jared Goff

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02-04-2019 , 10:56 AM

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Steroid Boy

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hes no kyle williams

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02-04-2019 , 11:07 AM

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tiltstermc

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Goff is thoroughly mediocre, absolutely nothing special... the discussion of him for MVP earlier this year was asinine, i compare it to people using half a season of good play to make a case for Wentz being some great QB

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02-04-2019 , 11:18 AM

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nath

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No way they give him a big ass second contract right?

Gonna be great when they trade him to Tennessee next offseason then sign Mariota and the offense gets even better

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02-04-2019 , 11:39 AM

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StoppedRainingMen

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Should ship Goff tomorrow, trade for BDN, extend him for cheapish, draft qb of the future and win 3 rings in the meantime

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02-04-2019 , 02:33 PM

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Lawnmower Man

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Posted in SB thread but yeah it's even more LOL Goff than I realized. Only reason he's had any success is because Coach Prodigy is feeding him the cheat codez through the coach-to-QB transmitter. Take that away and you've got a 3-points-per-game offense.

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02-04-2019 , 03:28 PM

#31

StoppedRainingMen

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Pretty sure Goff is worse than every QB that played in the playoffs besides Lolmar

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02-04-2019 , 08:40 PM

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nath

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Pretty sure Goff is worse than every QB that played in the playoffs besides Lolmar

So close

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02-05-2019 , 01:14 AM

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ILOVEPOKER929

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Every time I look at Goff I see Ryan Gosling. I liked The Notebook but Goff sux.

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02-05-2019 , 04:06 AM

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Lawnmower Man

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02-05-2019 , 06:53 PM

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All-inMcLovin

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so much lolz

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02-05-2019 , 11:33 PM

#36

onedollaratatime

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

Pretty sure Goff is worse than every QB that played in the playoffs besides Lolmar

Lamar, trubisky, Prescott all worse

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02-06-2019 , 10:22 AM

#37

anatta

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he recovered from all that rookie, hbo hard knocks, bs.

here, had no wide out, no running game, pats confusing, and fast...he was bad.

but 24, can sling it. all his pro career he was trying to joe cool imo. joe montana. found out on biggest stage, got to actually have something real. or be joe montana. need some zen. might be too much. kid is 6'4'' and can throw. over 100 qbr 2 seasons. kid lost it though. needs to find something magical. the mind is naturally luminous.

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02-06-2019 , 02:21 PM

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"You can't let the QB that took you to the SB walk. Your fans will eat you alive"- At least half the talking heads.

Just point, yell "REX GROSSMAN!!" and laugh

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02-06-2019 , 02:22 PM

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Namath12

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Every time I look at Goff I see Ryan Gosling. I liked The Notebook but Goff sux.

Closer to James Garner than Ryan Gosling imo

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02-06-2019 , 04:51 PM

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Closer to James Garner than Ryan Gosling imo

lol

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02-06-2019 , 07:16 PM

#41

Nepeeme2008

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I know Tom Brady Jared Goff, sorry sir, you're no Tom Brady.

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02-06-2019 , 11:31 PM

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PocketInfinities

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Rams should sign BDN

Imagine Foles in a Rams jersey...

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02-07-2019 , 05:06 AM

#43

All-inMcLovin

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BDN would produce 5 straight Superb Owl victories for the RAMS.

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02-07-2019 , 09:47 AM

#44

Bidz

Hurts so good

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Rams should sign BDN

Imagine Foles in a Rams jersey...

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02-08-2019 , 06:30 PM

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Louis Cyphre

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Closer to James Garner than Ryan Gosling imo

When I see Goff, I see Giovanni Ribisi's ******ed little brother.

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02-08-2019 , 10:28 PM

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wheatrich

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Just point, yell "REX GROSSMAN!!" and laugh

Well we ended up with Jay Cutler who got us less playoff wins than rex did and somehow he was still clearly an upgrade.

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11-14-2021 , 06:10 PM

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Bidz

Hurts so good

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lol

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