the patriots ****ing suck. their coach is a cheater, their qb is a cheater, their owner is a sleaze, they give contract extensions to serial killers, their fans (for the most part) suck
not GRONK though. GRONK doesn't suck. GRONK is the best
GRONK has a party bus
GRONK loves kittens
GRONK ****s pornstars
GRONK goes to the kentucky derby in the best suit ever
equal parts ultra frat bro, elite athlete and andy from parks and rec. i celebrate his entire catalog