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02-08-2018 , 01:17 AM
some dumbass ****ing picks already. kevin durant is a ***** and not even the greatest player on his own team. **** outta here. cricket guy? **** OUTTA HERE.

let's get this draft back on the right track.

i'm taking the GOAT MOVIE STAR OAT

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Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

my man needs needs no introduction. he can do it all, from killing it in movies for weirdos like EYES WIDE SHUT, to carrying massively successful franchise like MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, to making your bird's panties melt with scenes like this



he can even be funny as **** when he needs to like here



there are so many movies where he kills it so imma give yall a lil taste









if you bring up his religion, you're a big time bigot

don't @ me
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02-08-2018 , 01:36 AM
Someone at least draft Trump as GOAT POTUS and just end this troll draft.
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02-08-2018 , 02:14 AM
lmao I have a clear top two and now I'm gonna actually have to choose when it's my turn
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02-08-2018 , 02:20 AM
On one hand when I saw this draft I thought of Bradman

But on the other hand as a boorish American

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Judging criteria open to interpretation but id say IMPORTANCE matters.
lol cricket
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02-08-2018 , 02:30 AM
TOM
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02-08-2018 , 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Heroball
Full disclosure when I first saw this draft I had purely sporting eyes on it, and in my post I meant that from pure sports, Bradman has the highest VORP.

Now that I realise it is non-sports, I think Bradman is still probably the number one pick, but the comment is wrong.

Have a strong #2 on the board with the new scope for picks.
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02-08-2018 , 04:02 AM
i lolled at the durant pick
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02-08-2018 , 10:56 AM
When everyone makes troll picks, there are no troll picks.
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02-08-2018 , 11:10 AM
Not making a spreadsheet bc lol spreadsheets. Just gonna ask that each person contributes to the BLOCKCHAIN and post the picks that have happened so far and who is up next with their pick

1. Kevin Durant: being a *****
2. Donald Bradman: cricket
3. Tom Cruise: being a movie star


Vader is up next
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02-08-2018 , 12:32 PM
Durant pick had me rollin
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02-08-2018 , 03:18 PM
I mean, it's hard to argue with the Bradman pick. He is the GOAT. But LOL cricket.
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02-08-2018 , 03:30 PM
he's some cricket dork from the lol1930s ... pretty easy to argue actually
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02-08-2018 , 06:42 PM
what a ******ed draft. very glad I outed. doubt this thing makes it out of the 2nd round

Tom cruise is def a GOAT tho
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02-08-2018 , 07:11 PM
my top 2 still on the board
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02-08-2018 , 07:15 PM
As a history major I might have to record an alternative draft whenever this is done
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02-08-2018 , 08:38 PM
With my first pick I'm going for someone who's made a lasting contribution to history. After being exiled from his own tribe at the age of 9 he spent his youth hunting and fighting, and in his twenties he started conquering neighboring tribes and did not stop untill he ruled over the largest contiguous Empire in history. He also found time to lay some pipe on the side and studies have found his DNA in over 16 million people alive today.

An early believer in the dangers of global warming and overpopulation, my pick is estimated to have killed approximately 40 million people (roughly 10% of the world population at the time) in order to help the environment.

This is no small feat and he managed this by being a GOAT warlord and leader of men, notably most of his most trusted generals were former enemies who he turned to his side.

I am of course talking about Temüjin, the Khan of Khans, most commonly known as Genghis Khan.

No one really knows what he looked like, but here's a 130 feet tall statue of him in modern day Mongolia.



Genghis was undoubtedly one of the GOAT military leaders, regularly defeating forces that outnumbered him 4-5 to 1, but where his VORP really shines is that he didn't just conquer most of the world he was actually a good statesman.

He was tolerent of all religions and his subjects had religious freedom, he abolished torture in his Empire. A capitalist at heart he set up great trade routes, and lets just say you didn't want to give him unfavourable deals, just ask the Shah of the Khwarezmid Empire. After breaking a trade agreement Genghis invaded and destroyed his entire Empire.

He established one of the first interational postal systems by setting up a vast series of post houses and way stations. Official riders could travel as far as 200 miles a day by utilizing these, thus making sure that no one could take them by surprise.

And of course being as clairvoyant as he was, he shows us how a great border wall is really not that effective at all.
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02-08-2018 , 08:39 PM
1. Kevin Durant: being a *****
2. Donald Bradman: cricket
3. Tom Cruise: being a movie star
4. Genghis Khan: all round great guy

Nath is up
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02-08-2018 , 08:43 PM
Excellent pick and excellent job adding to the BLOCKCHAIN
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02-08-2018 , 08:44 PM
Khan might legit be the GOAT at multiple things. Military strategy, raping, and pillaging.
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02-08-2018 , 08:49 PM
Can't stop laughing at Kevin Durant being drafted ahead of KHAAAAANNN in this
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02-08-2018 , 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by TehVader

Genghis was undoubtedly one of the GOAT military leaders, regularly defeating forces that outnumbered him 4-5 to 1,

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If your write-up contains the phrase "one of the GOAT", your pick is not a GOAT
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02-08-2018 , 10:22 PM
Khan,
Good write-up, so-so pick.

LDO #1 pick still available.
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02-09-2018 , 12:20 AM
Khan is a great pick. def has an argument for #1 overall
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02-09-2018 , 12:29 AM
Lmao Khan was in fact my #1. Definitely GOAT at propagating genes. Should've included Patton Oswalt's bit about him from his recent Netflix special in the writeup tho.

I'm sick, drunk, and at work, so I'll try to get a pick done, but don't be surprised if it takes a while.
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02-09-2018 , 12:48 AM
Yeah it's a great pick
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