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12-19-2012 , 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by iggymcfly
but by the end of the season he was tearing up the AFC.
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12-19-2012 , 06:56 PM
I just want TebowMania back because it was the most fun thing in sports in ages. Come for the lols, stay for the miracles.
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12-19-2012 , 06:59 PM
The "Tebow"ing got a little too much for me though. Other than that it was a fun ride, especially ridiculing opposing team's fans that lost to the Broncos during that run.
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12-19-2012 , 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by iggymcfly
It took them a little time to learn how to use him, but by the end of the season he was tearing up the AFC.
Lost 4 of his final 5 games imo
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12-19-2012 , 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by nath
Josh McDaniels was an atrocious evaluator of talent


yeah, that 40-14 loss to the Bills and 7-3 loss to the Chiefs really tore up the AFC

iggy really taking advantage of the "mods can't be ignored" rule to maximize his trolling
I assume he meant tearing as in "tearing up with laughter"
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12-19-2012 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TalkingDonkey
so what now, you back up the truck for flacbert or who? kirk cousins? this year's QB class in the draft is abysmal
Really? I've never even played before but i'll give it a shot.
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12-19-2012 , 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by iggymcfly
It took them a little time to learn how to use him, but by the end of the season he was tearing up the AFC.
you mean like how he went 13/29 for 185 with 3 ints and 10 rushes for 34 yards in week 16? or how he went 6/22 for 60 yards and a pick and 6 rushes for 16 yards in week 17? or perhaps how he went 9/26 for 136 yards and 5 rushes for 13 yards in his final game of the postseason?

if anything it looked like every team but the steelers had figured out exactly how to deal with him by the end of the season.
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12-19-2012 , 08:04 PM
After exhaustive research consisting of watching Red Zone every week, I have determined that Ryan Lindley is even worse than Sanchize. Perhaps the Cardinals could trade for him and we'll retain the joy of laughing at the 'Chize each week.
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12-19-2012 , 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc999
We could use another Chilly-type thread "Post a better QB than Sanchez"
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12-19-2012 , 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by vaya
I assume he meant tearing as in "tearing up with laughter"
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12-19-2012 , 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Phildo
you mean like how he went 13/29 for 185 with 3 ints and 10 rushes for 34 yards in week 16? or how he went 6/22 for 60 yards and a pick and 6 rushes for 16 yards in week 17? or perhaps how he went 9/26 for 136 yards and 5 rushes for 13 yards in his final game of the postseason?

if anything it looked like every team but the steelers had figured out exactly how to deal with him by the end of the season.
Tebow just hit a couple of really long passes or short ones that Thomas did all the work. Tebow was 10-21 and hit a few really huge plays (I think 4 or 5 30+ yard plays). In high leverage situations he ran really well.
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12-19-2012 , 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by capone0
In high leverage situations he ran really well.
God tho
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12-19-2012 , 09:15 PM
apparently the jets are very seriously considering cutting sanchez

awesome
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12-19-2012 , 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by nath
Josh McDaniels was an atrocious evaluator of talent
non-zero chance McDaniels was sabotaging the Broncos as a stealth operative for the big boss man, Belichick.
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12-19-2012 , 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
that's not my point. rex is starting a qb who was deactivated for a must win game. that's inexcusable. even if starting him is entirely about wanting to see if there's something in mcelory it's irrelevant, if you have such little faith in tebow that you're willing to let sanchez **** away your season like that, there's no excuse for having mcelory deactivated
meh at calling it a must win game. It felt more like what the Eagles are doing; making serious evaluations of talent in order to get a better idea of what to do this offseason. The Sanchez situation is terrible beyond this season, and they have to start figuring out what to do because they are seriously ****ed if he isn't willing to restructure that contract

This is easily, easily the worst Jets team in the 4 years under Rex, and its not in any way his fault. I have no problem the way things went down, and seeing Sanchez turn it over 5 times made me lol quite a bit
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12-19-2012 , 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
After exhaustive research consisting of watching Red Zone every week, I have determined that Ryan Lindley is even worse than Sanchize. Perhaps the Cardinals could trade for him and we'll retain the joy of laughing at the 'Chize each week.
FORGOT ABOUT KOLB
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12-19-2012 , 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
apparently the jets are very seriously considering cutting sanchez

awesome
too good to be true, also 17.1 million against cap if they cut him

they want to trade him, but who would ever take him? seriously.
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12-19-2012 , 11:43 PM
Why would anyone trade for him? lol
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12-19-2012 , 11:44 PM
If they had a couple extra footballs and pads laying around I could see it.

He's a pretty expert clipboard holder.
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12-19-2012 , 11:50 PM
FOUND AMONGST PLANS FROM JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS FRONT OFFICE

1) Trade for Sanchez
2) Pick up Tebow
3) Move team to New York
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12-20-2012 , 12:58 AM
trading for Sanchez? trololololo

unless the Jets are willing to eat his entire contract and get perhaps rex ryan's weight in footballs in return, i don't think any teams are going to be chomping at the bit for a trade

amazing that the Jets are just now realizing how ****ed they are because of that dumbass contract extension. Has to be one of the WOAT contracts in recent NFL history.
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12-20-2012 , 01:14 AM
Trading for Sanchez right now is probably a smart move. All you'd have to give up is something like a tackling sled and maybe a few packages of those elbow tape protectors.
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12-20-2012 , 01:23 AM
I think i would give up Christian Ponder
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12-20-2012 , 01:40 AM
Could the Jets trade Sanchez for someone else's problem-contract, or package him with an asset?
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12-20-2012 , 01:54 AM
I wonder if sanchez can somehow turn it around
alex smith was terrible in SF for the first 4-5 years from what I remember
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